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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A) F- on the illusion here B) Always get nervous when people manhandle the jug. It might legit be 100 years old. Someone's gonna break it someday. Which would be sad and also release the djinn
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jason Beck is such a huge step back from Chip Lindsey.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Embarassing loss that was a step back from basically every single fucking group.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It doesn't negate the int, it negates the 12 men penalty Joel. This has been an embarassingly bad broadcast man. Wow.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah sure of course he's hurt. FUCK.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can see him go "I should step up into the pocket instead of running" and there is no pocket at all
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
is it good when multiple OL are wandering around facing the wrong endzone 2 seconds into a play? Jim Harding has such a stellar reputation, yet someone's getting WHIPPED every play.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not sure what to do when Hiter has two butts in front of him and tries to stretch the play.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jason Beck has a fun playbook but it is increasingly clear there isn't any structure to how he wants to play and the constant chopping and changing is going to break Bryce. This shit is unacceptable.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jesus christ the offensive line play here is just not acceptable. Just letting a set lineman have a free rush?!??!
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We should teach our DE's to flail and fall down on those run plays. I've been told that's a hold.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Story of this game is QBs floating balls when getting pressured.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Marsh being one of the most talented receivers we've ever had and also a guy whose brain stem disconnects every 3rd game is not an experience I enjoy.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For fucks sake.
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Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes you gotta kick your quarterback in the junk. For luck.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why are we bringing the chains out and giving them a free TO for something that's a full yard short?
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*In his best white midwestern dad voice* NEEDED THAT
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's that? Another dubious call to extend the drive of a michigan opponent? There's no DPI there. There's no control of the opponent at all. He's just there.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ohhh, that's a great play from Pierce, that was going to go for a little bit.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not remotely close but also not sure why he even felt the need lol, he's looking right at the line.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Feels nice to see us get an INT after having like 8 "should've been an INT" so far this year.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who told Gus that Bowles is doing "extremely well" and how can we ensure they're not making any critical decisions?
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Andrew your QB just got executed with a Sword, use your hands.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big sideline catch where the DB gets his arm hauled down to break his connection. A DPI call where Klatt calls it terrible then has the balls to say it's somehow Whitt's fault. We got one call in the Western game and it's masking how unfathomably shit the refs have been this year.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why on earth does Kudzdal have free reign to return everything to the 18? What the fuck? Why are we doing this???
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally back from the Michigan game and man... Gorgeous day, tons of great plays, Iowa needed so much absolute horseshit to go right for them and it all did. Should've been cruising to a 3 score win and just couldn't.
50 yard line view of Michigan vs Iowa
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My father just casually mentioned to me that he was considering ironing his new t-shirt we got for the Michigan game. I repeat, this man intended to *IRON* a long-sleeved T-SHIRT for a FOOTBALL GAME.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Absolutely dogshit call.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's not a facemask, even though it's 15x more abuse of the helmet than Mateer received last week.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You want to critique JJ for coming back on that run but uh... If he'd just gone down the ball would've been short. Kind of a no-win situation.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Having to burn a TO because Link had his helmet knocked around by a knee to the head... even though it never came off. That ref is a wanker.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They're putting the offensive in offensive line every single fucking run play. You couldn't deliver defenders to the football better if you were trying.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think we've seen more fumbles this year than the entire Harbaugh tenure. What the *FLYING FUCK ARE WE DOING!?*
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yet again, our player rolls up under a kicker. Yes, he's blocked into it, but like... STOP IT
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not even a scripted drive thing, just a stupid gaff after stupid gaff and burned by a great call. Please play serious football.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There's a version of this game where we lose a fumble or two and stuff spirals pretty bad. Needed some serious luck. But they got it and it feels great.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I expected this to be like, 24-13 and an unwatchable L with a few bright spots. To WIN this is spectacular.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They haven't really been able to get Bryce to the 2nd level on any of these QB runs and that's concerning. You're running with numbers and Bryce is still getting hit at the LOS every time.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Every game there feel's a player whose plays are cursed. For Michigan, that's been Marshall's runs. For OU, it's be Sategna's anything.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Damnit. Needed that drive to get a couple plays. Being able to force Oklahoma into a true 2-minute drive would've been a huge win.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I state again, he's not using his safety equipment correctly and that should be a bigger deal.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
.5 yard penalty lol.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jyaire back to net neutral.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There are so many mistakes in this one that you can live with, because it's young dudes making young dude mistakes, and there are so many that make you want to claw your face off because it's old dudes making never-acceptable mistakes.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you're a player like Mateer that leaves the helmet straps so loose that it comes off from a dude touching you, you should get penalized for it. There's no grab or control of the player on that foul. Just a dude who doesn't value his personal safety.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Horrible discipline followed by horrible tackling. The fact that Hill wasn't subbed out there is not acceptable to me.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Absolutely horrific performance from the secondary all drive.
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
STOP TRYING TO LAND A SHOULDER BLOW AND FUCKING TACKLE
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OK so there's some life again!
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Halbridious @halbridious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tripping someone into your own punter should be a 5 yard penalty on you, tbh.
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