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Halbean

@halbean.bsky.social
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NSFW artist | 30s | he/him | bi/aro | tired and crabby | allergic to sunlight 🦇 Flapping everywhere but belonging nowhere 🔞 18+ only, minors scram AI in the DUMP 🗑️ Itaku: itaku.ee/profile/halbean FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/halbean

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Mindkog @mindkog.bsky.social · 6h
your order of pouch noodle.
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 10h
Twerp's about to lock in with his eyes on the prize..
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ᎪᎡᎢᎩ ꭲꮋꭼ ꮁꭱꮎᏽ @artythefrog.bsky.social · 10h
Mmmmhhh colorful bat meat 🍖
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Saliva @salivahero.bsky.social · 11h
Late night cravings 🍕
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 19h
I can't... feel my legs.. 💦
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm so overWHELMED y'all! Witcher 3 remaster, Dynasty Warriors 3 remaster, Belmont's Curse demo I'm not getting ANY sleep lmao
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Moza @mozagrin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
another Halloween pic from 2020 (I have a lot from that year) 🦇
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IT'S TIME
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sink the Embracers Along With the Rich
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's even sadder when it's my colleagues..
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We really do not hate AI slop regurgitators enough. They're parasites that think they can sit at our table and receive the renown and following we've worked hard for years for without committing to any of it themselves. The only thing they deserve is to be forgotten.
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look I know it can be difficult to identify when you're scrolling a mile a minute, and being vigilant and perceptive all the time is exhausting. It only takes a little detective work on the viewer's part, because the shit they print out is so low effort and devoid of human nuances.
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pulls up a chair and sits backwards on it So. You reposted obvious AI slop again.
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🗝️🔮『 𝓜𝓸𝓴𝓪✧𝓨𝓾𝓶𝓮 』🪞🎀 @mokayu.me · 30/09/2026
Pro soocial tip: online artists don't want to hear about your disappointment in your own art abilities, or any self-judgement/self-sabotage that comes with it, ESPECIALLY comparing yourself to them That doesn't tell the artist "you inspire me". Just saying.
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So few people in the US take leisure train trips anymore.. cars are a blight.
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I KNOW you have new trains that go straight up to Seattle Amtrak, I don't wanna travel right now! Said the bat who really wants to travel to Seattle right now.
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Spooky CesarSalad 🦇 @cesarsalad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I LOOOVVVEEEE animating
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, don't pay attention to the unspeakably evil and illegal things that I'm doing! Look at these other weirdos! Aren't they weird with their weirdness? Maybe we should talk about that!
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ideal shape goals
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cute relationship dynamic
comic of Basil and Oregano the puppies whereas Basil asks Oregano; "Would you still love me if I exploded?" to which Basil literally explodes before Oregano can ask for clarification
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i gotta focus. im shifting into soup mode
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SOUP WEATHER'S LOOMING ARRIVAL GETS ME OFF BISEXUALLY featuring shirtless bud in the middle with a scarf around his neck. next to him floating there are two GOOD LOOKIN soups they have a beautiful fall scene behind them
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hhhhh the spank marks...
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💫・𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓲 ♡ 𝓚𝓸𝓴𝓸・🎀 🔞 @koko.penis.gg · 30/09/2026
Oh poor thing..!! Who could have POSSIBLY done this to her?? 😇
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is Spiral Knights.
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I REALLY gotta stop watering down orange juice, just woke up from 5 hours of sleep realizing I've been laying on top of my phone and my ring that I somehow unconsciously pulled from my finger lmao
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really gotta stop watering down orange juice just to save $$, shit makes me think sad thoughts man
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I guess what I'm getting at is I have plenty of reasons to doubt that I'm really making a positive impact on people despite my efforts to do so, as they keep fading out of my awareness. So when I'm told I really am making someone's life richer, it hits me right in the feels. And I cherish that.
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I spend a lot of my time alone, trying to maintain my interests and passions and the genuine friendships that I still have. So I say this with utmost sincerity that the DM I received the other day saying my art had been appreciated over the past decade nearly brought me to tears.
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like is it really worth maintaining a friendship with me when I'm such a prickly hard-ass? I've lost count of friends who've become silent and no longer say a word to me because we've simply drifted apart, and I can't really blame them.
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every so often I get the sense that I'm just an after thought. That I'm not really important to anyone cause I'm not outwardly interesting outside of the art I draw or the games I play, or cause I'm not interested in pursuing a romantic relationship.
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you Fatshark for the Ogryn cruncher, I'm having so much fun with it I've briefly forgotten about all the other issues Darktide has..
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Rajii @rajii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YCH piece done for @biffyjack94 (Jack) and @wizzikt (Mellow) Thank you so much for the support! ----- If you like what you see consider supporting me on www.patreon.com/rajii or buy me a coffee at ko-fi.com/rajii
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WELCOME TO RESTAURANT HEAVEN NERD!!!
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鮫 ʙ ɪ ᴛ ᴇ !! @sashbites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the Deep [SubStar Release!] On land, and even shallow water, Buizel was used to getting pinned and pounded by other mon. Today, Bui finds out JUST how deep the water can be- while a wild Finizen finds out how deep a Bui can be by turning em into a full cocksleeve with that disgustingly long cock~
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gimme a moment... I just woke up
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💫・𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓲 ♡ 𝓚𝓸𝓴𝓸・🎀 🔞 @koko.penis.gg · 29/09/2026
Tiny creatures need their assholes gaped NOW
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made this edit in a fit of rage
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mmmmm orange wine yummm~
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Scandalous smooching at the bus stop!
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ᎪᎡᎢᎩ ꭲꮋꭼ ꮁꭱꮎᏽ @artythefrog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is this the mythical mirrortaur
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey how about that one time I gave @shekhels.bsky.social a couple more legs
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like I'm the last guy to be telling other artists how to work their craft but *to me* it feels like the upper body:lower body ratio is way off. Cereal with way too much milk type shit
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some artists be drawing taurs with teeny tiny upper halves and I can't help but laugh a little to myself and think are they afraid snipers are gonna get them lol
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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i love emptying my balls to furry artwork online!! i'm not gonna make kids fuckers!! good luck getting more minimum-wage workers out of me fuckers!! this species ends with me!!!!!
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PANAPANA @87sukiyaki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can't stress enough how sincerely I appreciate y'all for adoring Twerp, seeing my boy receive lots of love puts a smile on my pale resting bitch face
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't have too much of that, you'll spoil your dinner
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鮫 ʙ ɪ ᴛ ᴇ !! @sashbites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
when your kitchen has an interior window to the next room... @halbean.bsky.social
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鮫 ʙ ɪ ᴛ ᴇ !! @sashbites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Twerp waking up from his usual night of deep-snuggling his fave toy~ fun sketch i did for friend @halbean.bsky.social but never posted here oops!
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Halbean @halbean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You think I'm gonna wait for yous to move buddy? Fuggetaboutit!
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