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Hakei

@hakei.bsky.social
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Some guy who pushes buttons on the computer. May be an animal. How would you know?

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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'm not at all surprised by any part of this. I feel like a large amount of my life is calling out AI slop. Yes, it makes some things much faster to do, but when I have to take 2x the time to review it because I can't trust the output?
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Bring back Pride jerseys when? (I’m not a Kraken fan — but I hear they’re always top tier)
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Thanks for the awesome photo! Hope you had a really great con!
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
That logo goes so hard on the Hockey Fights Cancer colors.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Also Eurobeat is Fantastic. That is all.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Question though… do you still get a penalty for carrying the puck over the centerline? ;)
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Adorable! But what about Cali-Fin and Heritage 2.0 (or the earlier Reverse Retro or original design it was based on)? 😉
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Sigh. Did I actually miss that today? :/
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Maybe not QUITE as extreme as www.reddit.com/r/funny/comm...
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From the funny community on Reddit: Hold on let me put Henry VIII's fucking milk away..
Explore this post and more from the funny community
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Best part is the surprisingly full featured elevator control logic!
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
On a logical level, I get it: you push early, you get in line, and with some luck, you make your arrival early. Everyone wins. In practice, if things are the least bit busy, you just get moved out to the penalty box until your scheduled departure anyway. Sucks for everyone.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
If it makes you feel better — I waited for an emergency vehicle with lights + siren while having a green light in my direction, and someone went around me to turn right anyway; zero fucks given.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I got stopped the other day by an entire flock of geese that decided they wanted to have an impromptu block party without the proper permits or road closure signs.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Time to bring this classic out again.
Illustration of a Nintendo 3DS showing that an SNES cartridge is too big to fit into the cartridge slot of the console, with the prohibitory symbol to show it is not allowed.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I still know at least one guy that unironically uses an iPod Shuffle for workouts, despite it being ancient and totally EOL. Turns out a simple device that is “random music box” that can be had for $30-40 so it’s not a big deal if lost/damaged is exactly what he wants.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Learned the Periodic Table of the Elements thanks to his help! 🤣
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Ah yes my favorite. You have angered the rain gods by assuming rain would not occur — like washing your car.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Damn PJ! Give those fox peets a good, well-deserved rest!
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Also, wow, please ignore my awful typos… I think autocorrupt bit me — TOS = this.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
So much love, Stormy. <3 I know TOS has been extremely tough on all of you.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Eyyy! Hope you had a great time and a happy birthday!
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I love the yip yips!
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Can I steal a PJ plushie that’s snuggling an even smaller Paladin plushie? 🥺
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Immediately thought of this: m.youtube.com/shorts/Edar5...
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Real things I’ve seen as a Firefighter. The last thing I ever thought I’d see. #box #firefighter
YouTube video by Fire Department Chronicles
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
My app wallpaper was a gift from a friend many, many years ago in the style of Goli Matsumoto. Even all these years later, I’ve not wanted to change it; it’s that special. And for my lock screen, I’ve got a beautiful sunset that’s very sentimental to me.
A perspective view of an anthropomorphic skunk DJing, with a close-up on the hand and record. The illustration is monochrome, with a blue color tone, with deep contrast between the highlights and shadows.A photograph of a sun setting over a lake, reflecting the orange glow of the sun off the water, with a few clouds in the distance, and pine trees in the foreground and trees in the distant shore.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Y’know, same! Doing orthodontics has forced me to take better care of myself, to the point of this last cleaning visit it was, “wow, there’s nothing for me to do except remove this staining. Let me guess, you drink coffee?” “Tea.” “Yep, that’ll do it.”
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Honestly sounds like driving in the bay… except if you’re that slower car in front to the left, you can’t move right because everyone immediately tries to pass you on the right for no reason. I swear you can’t win here because everyone does 75 or 55; nothing between.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that was “I identify as a red sports car” or something and just groaned.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Thinking back to how bad my flossing habit was a year ago — yeah… this would be great if people flossed regularly! :P (I have since fixed my heathen ways.)
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Great time for folks going to Oshkosh for no particular reason this week. 😬
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I swear, the things you deal with…
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The surreality of your life never ceases to amaze me.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Amused by how autoerotic this is, I think? :P
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
One word: JavaKeyStore. 🤬
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Ffff. I saw the news of that; glad you’re okay, but still sucks when something like that hits so close to people you know personally.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I’d take it back personally and admit that it looks like it was missed during checkout. They’ll probably be confused but thankful for your honesty.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Just remember that you are loved — and the smiles you’ve brought to so many, including me!
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
So much love for you, Duncan. I know how much you love your puppies, and how hard it can be to say goodbye to them!
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Yeah that’s exactly what happened when I saw @vulan.bsky.social’s hood from @snapjaw.bsky.social — and it was a year ago when I placed my order. Incidentally, they just mentioned having a couple slots open. Putting it on still triggers some really nice feels.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I fully accept my new fuzzy future.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I will always be impressed with Rukis’s canids. So much depth to the work!
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Just wait til you get to renew them monthly!
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Medical industry LOVES faxing records fwiw. Interesting/strange that 40 year old tech is HIPPA compliant because we treat the phone network as secure.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
(Epic and awesome, too.)
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I’ve gotten to the point of ignoring people who message me despite an OOO status.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The sad part is this probably would’ve been fine had these not been co-opted by current online culture and AI BS… :/
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I’m sorry, WHAT? Then again some of the stuff people drink in the Bay Area is … special (including the culture surrounding it).
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Had a teacher give me a floppy notcher because he knew he had no need for it and I liked that sort of dumb stuff.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Yeah that seems pretty accurate but I never bothered with the second.
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Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Look. When you have one of those pens with five colors of ink, you have to use ALL the colors somehow.
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