Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I'm not at all surprised by any part of this. I feel like a large amount of my life is calling out AI slop. Yes, it makes some things much faster to do, but when I have to take 2x the time to review it because I can't trust the output? 000
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Bring back Pride jerseys when? (I’m not a Kraken fan — but I hear they’re always top tier) 010
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Thanks for the awesome photo! Hope you had a really great con! 020
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Question though… do you still get a penalty for carrying the puck over the centerline? ;) 110
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Adorable! But what about Cali-Fin and Heritage 2.0 (or the earlier Reverse Retro or original design it was based on)? 😉 110
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Maybe not QUITE as extreme as www.reddit.com/r/funny/comm...reddit.comFrom the funny community on Reddit: Hold on let me put Henry VIII's fucking milk away..Explore this post and more from the funny community 020
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Best part is the surprisingly full featured elevator control logic! 120
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 12/08/2025On a logical level, I get it: you push early, you get in line, and with some luck, you make your arrival early. Everyone wins. In practice, if things are the least bit busy, you just get moved out to the penalty box until your scheduled departure anyway. Sucks for everyone. 010
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 02/08/2025If it makes you feel better — I waited for an emergency vehicle with lights + siren while having a green light in my direction, and someone went around me to turn right anyway; zero fucks given. 000
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I got stopped the other day by an entire flock of geese that decided they wanted to have an impromptu block party without the proper permits or road closure signs. 010
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 28/07/2025I still know at least one guy that unironically uses an iPod Shuffle for workouts, despite it being ancient and totally EOL. Turns out a simple device that is “random music box” that can be had for $30-40 so it’s not a big deal if lost/damaged is exactly what he wants. 120
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Learned the Periodic Table of the Elements thanks to his help! 🤣 000
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Ah yes my favorite. You have angered the rain gods by assuming rain would not occur — like washing your car. 010
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Also, wow, please ignore my awful typos… I think autocorrupt bit me — TOS = this. 000
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 27/07/2025So much love, Stormy. <3 I know TOS has been extremely tough on all of you. 110
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Can I steal a PJ plushie that’s snuggling an even smaller Paladin plushie? 🥺 010
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Immediately thought of this: m.youtube.com/shorts/Edar5...m.youtube.comReal things I’ve seen as a Firefighter. The last thing I ever thought I’d see. #box #firefighterYouTube video by Fire Department Chronicles 020
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 26/07/2025My app wallpaper was a gift from a friend many, many years ago in the style of Goli Matsumoto. Even all these years later, I’ve not wanted to change it; it’s that special. And for my lock screen, I’ve got a beautiful sunset that’s very sentimental to me. 021
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Y’know, same! Doing orthodontics has forced me to take better care of myself, to the point of this last cleaning visit it was, “wow, there’s nothing for me to do except remove this staining. Let me guess, you drink coffee?” “Tea.” “Yep, that’ll do it.” 010
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Honestly sounds like driving in the bay… except if you’re that slower car in front to the left, you can’t move right because everyone immediately tries to pass you on the right for no reason. I swear you can’t win here because everyone does 75 or 55; nothing between. 000
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 26/07/2025I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that was “I identify as a red sports car” or something and just groaned. 110
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Thinking back to how bad my flossing habit was a year ago — yeah… this would be great if people flossed regularly! :P (I have since fixed my heathen ways.) 110
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Great time for folks going to Oshkosh for no particular reason this week. 😬 010
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Ffff. I saw the news of that; glad you’re okay, but still sucks when something like that hits so close to people you know personally. 000
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I’d take it back personally and admit that it looks like it was missed during checkout. They’ll probably be confused but thankful for your honesty. 000
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Just remember that you are loved — and the smiles you’ve brought to so many, including me! 010
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025So much love for you, Duncan. I know how much you love your puppies, and how hard it can be to say goodbye to them! 030
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Yeah that’s exactly what happened when I saw @vulan.bsky.social’s hood from @snapjaw.bsky.social — and it was a year ago when I placed my order. Incidentally, they just mentioned having a couple slots open. Putting it on still triggers some really nice feels. 030
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I will always be impressed with Rukis’s canids. So much depth to the work! 020
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Medical industry LOVES faxing records fwiw. Interesting/strange that 40 year old tech is HIPPA compliant because we treat the phone network as secure. 000
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I’ve gotten to the point of ignoring people who message me despite an OOO status. 000
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 17/07/2025The sad part is this probably would’ve been fine had these not been co-opted by current online culture and AI BS… :/ 010
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I’m sorry, WHAT? Then again some of the stuff people drink in the Bay Area is … special (including the culture surrounding it). 000
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Had a teacher give me a floppy notcher because he knew he had no need for it and I liked that sort of dumb stuff. 010
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Yeah that seems pretty accurate but I never bothered with the second. 000
Hakei @hakei.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Look. When you have one of those pens with five colors of ink, you have to use ALL the colors somehow. 020