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Hairymusclenerd

@hairymusclenerd.bsky.social
21K followers 2.5K following 4.4K posts

I like video games,books, board games, lore (both real and fictional), lifting heavy things and putting them down, and not wearing clothes very much. Super gay, occasionally serious, often slightly saucy. No idea what I'm doing here

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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 3h
"That's not flying That's... falling with style "
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 19h
A river runs through it for tax purposes
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 19h
#thirstythursday
Me naked in the locker room, in profile, taking a deep drink from my water bottle.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
We have builders tearing down the kitchen roof. This is, it turns out, massively inconvenient
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Well I finally had my "bake off cultural insensitivity" moment. They made vacherin glacé which is SPECIFICALLY from my region of France and not. One. Raspberry sorbet...
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jocktober #humpday
Me from behind wearing only a jockstrap.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There have been a lot of men just loitering around the locker room at the gym the past few days so I've been unable to take nudes 😡
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dear vinyl pressing companies: most of your customers are getting on in years. Please clearly indicate the side of the vinyl. Especially in a two disk 4 side pressing. Sincerely, me who just listened to massive attacks mezzanine out of order
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
But like... Aimée Man's Magnolia soundtrack
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Death Cab's transatlanticism and the continuous reminder of the vulnerability of love.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's rainy and I'm hungover so I think I might head over to the Asian plaza and get phô.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
OTOH I got a really good workout and got my dick touched in the sauna so still a good sesh
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There's an old dude at my gym who insists on whistling throughout his workout
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Clue: Flames on the Side of My Face
ALT: Clue: Flames on the Side of My Face
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's both gratifying and alarming how much my mental state suffers the weeks my husband is on floors...
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chinoiserie #fcf
Me standing in my back yard holding a cup of coffee wearing just an open black and gold satin kimono. My fat uncut cock is erect.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If i ever run for office RAYE's Lifeboat will be my campaign song.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is GATTACCA camp?
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It is possible I may yet come to regret the decision to do therapy specifically to discuss the Old Lore...
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I bet you Taylor and Travis don't even get naked on her private jet.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
IDK if the needle went too deep or something but my right deltoid is so sore I can barely move my shoulder.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gays. I know it's October. LEAVE THE PUMPKINS ALONE. Get a fleshlight (or other manufactured onanism aid).
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Urg. The neutrophils and macrophages are all riled up.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Slut tested and vaccinated. Ready for fall
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Still obsessed with the kimono #humpday
Me from behind, naked from the waist down,  my back covered by a black and gold patterned satin kimono
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a result of the minor house explosion (metaphorical) this has been a "hurry up and wait" day which is my least favorite kind of day.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Woke to water pouring through the kitchen ceiling so lets just say motivation to do anything but sulk and wait for the plumber is limited
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday funday
Me crouched naked in the bathtub, pushing a dildo into my ass.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Morning
A top down shot of me holding a cup of coffee wearing an open silk robe.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"At the third stroke the time sponsored by Acurrist will be ten. Twenty three. And three seconds. Beep.. beep.. beep"
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a French Reformed Protestant I'm deeply conflicted about my "hell yeah" responses to the Bishop of Rome on war and AI (please do not take this skeet too seriously).
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guess what? I did get myself one of those robes
Me wearing a short silk kimono top, open at the front
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Great. I gave myself anxiety reading about AI.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fall coded #scs
Me in my garden next to my smoker,  shirtless in Grey sweatpants pulled down to reveal my soft uncut cock
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cue three hours of stressing about temperature
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guess it's #fcf
Me sitting naked in a chair in my back yard, my thick uncut cock fully erect.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe it's this: animals do neither good nor evil. They do as they must do. We may call what they do harmful or useful, but good and evil belong to us, who chose to choose what we do.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Non sexy thread. So my three oldest friends are three straight men I've been friends with since elementary/middle school. And I've never had a crush on any of them
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#humpday but make it bluesky.
Me in profile,  naked, looking at the camera with my arms crossed. The curve of my ass is outlines against a white closet door and my hard uncut thick cock points straight out.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Siri, play Sauna - horse meat disco remix by Jessie Ware #mcm
A black and white picture of me sitting naked in a wood panelled sauna. My legs are wide apart and my thick uncut erect dick is casting a shadow on my thigh.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is done
A close up of my soft uncut cock after a little weedwacking
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I have to trim my pubes today " sung to the tune of RAYE's "I hate the way I look today"
A close up of my thick bush around my soft uncut cock.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My favorite new sort of reddit thread: "can anyone explain *bit of Warhammer 40k lore* simply?" HAHAHA no. The baroque insanity of the setting is part of the hobby. Learn about the Fall of the Eldar and weep for what was lost.
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ressurecting my defunct blog to post my thoughts on the closure of the Academy of Natural Sciences in Philadelphia and why my professional experiences tells me it's poorly thought out cultural vandalism onlyruleisanythinggoes.blogspot.com/2026/09/the-...
onlyruleisanythinggoes.blogspot.com
The closure of the Academy of science museum is shortsighted and a failure of leadership
François Gould, PhD François Gould is a Philadelphia resident since 2019 and an associate professor in New Jersey. Although now primaril...
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every time I go to Nordstrom Rack or TK Maxx and look and the increasingly miniscule menswear section im forced to wonder: do men wear clothes? Also after london menswear shopping in philly is SAD
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Workout schedule has been all messed up because of travel. Today's return to the gym was a struggle (feel slightly nauseous).
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So much great production was wasted on Justin Timberlake. That zithar riff from "what goes around " deserves better
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ressurecting my defunct blog to post my thoughts on the closure of the Academy of Natural Sciences in Philadelphia and why my professional experiences tells me it's poorly thought out cultural vandalism onlyruleisanythinggoes.blogspot.com/2026/09/the-...
onlyruleisanythinggoes.blogspot.com
The closure of the Academy of science museum is shortsighted and a failure of leadership
François Gould, PhD François Gould is a Philadelphia resident since 2019 and an associate professor in New Jersey. Although now primaril...
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Hairymusclenerd @hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's a bit nippy but we persisty #fcf
Me standing naked on my back patio, holding a cup of coffee, my fat uncut cock fully erect
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Omelas already exists: no need to build it or choose it. We already live here –in the narrow, foul, dark prison we let our ignorance, fear, and hatred build for us and keep us in, here in the splendid, beautiful city of life...
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