bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Nobody talks about how hard it is to be a gay guy with an underwear addiction, when new underwear brands keep popping up all the time 😓🙇🏻♂️ 030
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Was in Ldn for 10 minutes and got cruised in the public restroom. Love it! 020
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Milking two loads out of a guy while wearing lingerie, and him putting me in a cock cage? Perfect start to the weekend 🥰 000
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Not this daddy stroking me in the gym sauna and when I looked down at his hand, I saw a gold wedding band on his finger 😭 000
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 30/10/2025This guy bred me on Tuesday and it’s Thursday late evening, almost midnight, so technically Friday. How am I STILL aborting his babies?! 🤯 000
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Just saw an ad for a deodorant and the model applying it had sh*ved pits 😖😭 000
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Did my first boxing lesson with the LGBTQ+ sports organisation today! Went all by myself and everything 🥹🙌🏽 010
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Made a stranger cum down my throat within minutes in the gym restroom. I’d call that a succesful workout 😛 010
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 25/04/2025My company asked me if I wanted to be in a video. If I had been a smarter girl, I would have tried to negotiate some kind of deal, but because I’m an attention whore I just jumped on it 😭 000
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Happy hump day! I put this jock to work and left it sweaty 0100
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Was gonna go buy retinol on my way home from work and it was sold out. The Universe is out to get me 🤡 010
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 23/03/2025“Wow, your dick is so big” the kind stranger said to me, as he was stroking my meat in the gym sauna tonight 😌 000
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 07/03/2025How I felt today in the gym showers, being sandwiched between two daddies while they were groping my ass and playing with their dicks: 010
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Gym program is going great, weight is going down, had a cute little hookup in the gym sauna, spring is officially here. Can it be? Is this finally the end of my seasonal depression? 😍 010
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025London trip booked! 🥳 March 11-16 If any oomfies wanna meet up, lmk 🤗 170
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Funny how you can feel proud and strong for deadlifting 110kg (245 pounds) one moment, and then feel small when you look around the gym the next. 010
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I can’t believe I’m 3/4 through this book and the main character STILL hasn’t connected the dots and realized that she’s (probably) dating the same doctor who her murdered girlfriend was dating. What’s not clicking?! 😬 000
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Second session with my pt done! He’s so good at pushing me and even drove me to the train station after. I’m also slowly getting used to all the high-fives and fist bumping 😂 020
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Am I the only one who was brought up with the tradition of having to wear red underwear for New Years? 🤔 010
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I just left the cinema crying after watching ‘Better Man’. I’m not a RW fan and I really didn’t feel like watching this movie but damn, it was masterful. All the rave reviews are true. Go watch!media.tenor.coma monkey wearing a yellow jersey with the number 9ALT: a monkey wearing a yellow jersey with the number 9 010
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Meeting with my pt in person for the first time tomorrow for a workout and I’m kinda nervous 🥴 010
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Put several of my oomfs (and their dicks and toes) on my wishlist this year. Hope Santa doesn’t disappoint me 🤞🏽 030
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I had one (1) cup of strong mulled wine and now I’m tipsy as fuck. Who wannna exchange nudes? Lmao 😂 010
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024OF COURSE I end up accidentally sneaking a pic of me in a thong, among a lot of other pics, in a shared album. Caught that shit so quick and deleted it, thankfully! 😭 110
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Now if I could show you my audiobooks wrapped, you guys would truly be left shocked 🤭(almost exclusively MM smut) 010
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024We can’t call it a pussy, we can’t call men daddy. When did everyone get so fucking allergic to fun? Damn! 🧍🏻♂️ 010
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024nstead of being at the company Christmas party, I’m stuck on the couch, sick 🙃 110
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 04/12/2024If the shoe fits 💅🏽 (Ik, but Tidal is literally included for free in my phone plan) 020
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Participating in Thanksgiving by getting stuffed from both ends by the most hung man in my roster 🫡 Happy Thanksgiving! 🎊🦃 020
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I’t’s about time! I’m finally ready to come out as someone who enjoys (and prefers) plot-driven porn 🧍🏻♂️🏳️🌈 120
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Actually embarrassing myself at the gym by attempting (and failing) to do these dips properly 😭 000
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024You see this, post a beach pic from you gallery: Speedo-tan went hard this summer ☀️ 0100
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Oomf sent me pics of his feet and it got me so horny 🫣 000
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Just seen the biggest, floppy dick of my life in the gym showers. I almost fell to my knees crying. 030
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Hot guys will be hitting your DMs and wanting to exchange info and pics and then boom, they hit you with a “do you wanna subscribe to se my content?” 🙂↔️ 130
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I need @topsof.bsky.social to instate mandatory hog pics for these supposedly verified tops, stat! 000
bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024What is it about Sundays that makes it the horniest day of the week? 😮💨 020