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@hairyhimbo.bsky.social
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Aspiring himbo 🏋🏻‍♂️ • LGBTQ+ 🏳️‍🌈 • NSFW 🔞 •

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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nobody talks about how hard it is to be a gay guy with an underwear addiction, when new underwear brands keep popping up all the time 😓🙇🏻‍♂️
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Was in Ldn for 10 minutes and got cruised in the public restroom. Love it!
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Milking two loads out of a guy while wearing lingerie, and him putting me in a cock cage? Perfect start to the weekend 🥰
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Not this daddy stroking me in the gym sauna and when I looked down at his hand, I saw a gold wedding band on his finger 😭
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This guy bred me on Tuesday and it’s Thursday late evening, almost midnight, so technically Friday. How am I STILL aborting his babies?! 🤯
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Just saw an ad for a deodorant and the model applying it had sh*ved pits 😖😭
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Did my first boxing lesson with the LGBTQ+ sports organisation today! Went all by myself and everything 🥹🙌🏽
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Made a stranger cum down my throat within minutes in the gym restroom. I’d call that a succesful workout 😛
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
As is tradition:
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
My company asked me if I wanted to be in a video. If I had been a smarter girl, I would have tried to negotiate some kind of deal, but because I’m an attention whore I just jumped on it 😭
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Happy hump day! I put this jock to work and left it sweaty
OP in a jock at the gym in front of the mirror
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Was gonna go buy retinol on my way home from work and it was sold out. The Universe is out to get me 🤡
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Grateful for men’s feet 🥰
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
“Wow, your dick is so big” the kind stranger said to me, as he was stroking my meat in the gym sauna tonight 😌
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
How I felt today in the gym showers, being sandwiched between two daddies while they were groping my ass and playing with their dicks:
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Ppl at the gym don’t know I’m wearing a jock ☺️
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Gym program is going great, weight is going down, had a cute little hookup in the gym sauna, spring is officially here. Can it be? Is this finally the end of my seasonal depression? 😍
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
London trip booked! 🥳 March 11-16 If any oomfies wanna meet up, lmk 🤗
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Funny how you can feel proud and strong for deadlifting 110kg (245 pounds) one moment, and then feel small when you look around the gym the next.
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I can’t believe I’m 3/4 through this book and the main character STILL hasn’t connected the dots and realized that she’s (probably) dating the same doctor who her murdered girlfriend was dating. What’s not clicking?! 😬
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Second session with my pt done! He’s so good at pushing me and even drove me to the train station after. I’m also slowly getting used to all the high-fives and fist bumping 😂
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Am I the only one who was brought up with the tradition of having to wear red underwear for New Years? 🤔
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I just left the cinema crying after watching ‘Better Man’. I’m not a RW fan and I really didn’t feel like watching this movie but damn, it was masterful. All the rave reviews are true. Go watch!
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a monkey wearing a yellow jersey with the number 9
ALT: a monkey wearing a yellow jersey with the number 9
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Meeting with my pt in person for the first time tomorrow for a workout and I’m kinda nervous 🥴
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Put several of my oomfs (and their dicks and toes) on my wishlist this year. Hope Santa doesn’t disappoint me 🤞🏽
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I had one (1) cup of strong mulled wine and now I’m tipsy as fuck. Who wannna exchange nudes? Lmao 😂
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
OF COURSE I end up accidentally sneaking a pic of me in a thong, among a lot of other pics, in a shared album. Caught that shit so quick and deleted it, thankfully! 😭
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Now if I could show you my audiobooks wrapped, you guys would truly be left shocked 🤭(almost exclusively MM smut)
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
We can’t call it a pussy, we can’t call men daddy. When did everyone get so fucking allergic to fun? Damn! 🧍🏻‍♂️
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
nstead of being at the company Christmas party, I’m stuck on the couch, sick 🙃
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If the shoe fits 💅🏽 (Ik, but Tidal is literally included for free in my phone plan)
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Had my first session with new therapist today 🥺
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Participating in Thanksgiving by getting stuffed from both ends by the most hung man in my roster 🫡 Happy Thanksgiving! 🎊🦃
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I’t’s about time! I’m finally ready to come out as someone who enjoys (and prefers) plot-driven porn 🧍🏻‍♂️🏳️‍🌈
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Well, let’s celebrate that! 🙌🏽
OP from behind, wearing a red sweatshirt and a black jockstrap, with a leg propped up on the bed.
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Actually embarrassing myself at the gym by attempting (and failing) to do these dips properly 😭
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
You see this, post a beach pic from you gallery: Speedo-tan went hard this summer ☀️
OP on the beach, on his stomach with feet up. View of his back, ass in speedo, feet and ocean in the back.
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Oomf sent me pics of his feet and it got me so horny 🫣
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Just seen the biggest, floppy dick of my life in the gym showers. I almost fell to my knees crying.
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hot guys will be hitting your DMs and wanting to exchange info and pics and then boom, they hit you with a “do you wanna subscribe to se my content?” 🙂‍↔️
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Daydreaming about daddies 🥰
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I need @topsof.bsky.social to instate mandatory hog pics for these supposedly verified tops, stat!
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
How are we doing, Bluesky-fam?
Male in an elevator with his checks out in a thong.
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
What is it about Sundays that makes it the horniest day of the week? 😮‍💨
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bad homo @hairyhimbo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Is this thing on? 🎤
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