Reposted by Hairy BernardRichard Duggan @richardduggan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Front page of Saturday's Lancashire Telegraph🗞️ #TomorrowsPapersToday 222
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Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 12/07/2025I think there needs to be a truce with burglars during heatwaves so we can leave the windows open all night and they won't rob us 010
Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 09/05/2025There's a special place in hell reserved for people who replace natural grass with plastic grass 030
Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 24/01/2025The decline of the human race really began when people started having phone conversations by holding it in front of their face instead of next their ear 000
Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Rivers take up a lot of unnecessary space with their meandering. When I'm the king, I'll make sure they are all straightened out accordingly. 010
Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 22/12/2024If you buy a Tesla you have chosen to pay your money to a man who openly backs the AfD, effectively meaning you are a racist neo-Nazi supporter. 000
Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Nothing says Christmas more than worlds strongest man and a tube of twiglets. 000
Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Add a little bit of mystery and intrigue by signing all your Christmas cards Love from... ? 000
Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Are you an inconsiderate lazy arsehole? Struggling to find ways to show everyone? Well Struggle no more! Simply go to the shops and park your car in a parent and child parking space, but with no child! Or even better, park in a disabled space, and you're even closer the entrance!! 100
Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Be careful when you eat a chicken wing that it's not a chickens wang. Same goes for buffalos. 000
Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 01/12/2024It's important not to mix up your whipper-snappers with your whipper-snippers, else you might drop your grass trimmer off at school and use your child to cut the edges of your lawn. 000
Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 30/11/2024If itches weren't meant to be scratched then it wouldn't be so satisfying 000
Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024It's only a matter of time until Elon Musk sends a rocket to Uranus. 000
Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Hearse drivers must have a really tricky job manoeuvring such long cars around so carefully. Hats off to them. 000
Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 23/11/2024It still surprises me just how many people have a guitar mounted on their wall, of all places. But not only that, it also happens to be directly behind where they sit on video calls! 000
Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024The beauty of turning a 3 lane motorway into 4 lanes is that middle lane drivers now have 2 lanes to choose from 000
Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Angry twitter people are angry that there isn't enough anger on here 000
Hairy Bernard @hairybernard.bsky.social · 14/11/2024There doesn't seem to be bots arguing with each other here 000