Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Just finished the first two episodes of this season of The Boys and I have thought and feelings. 030
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Nah the My Momma Told Me x Grits and Eggs got me CREAASSEEDDD lmaoooooo 000
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I'ma respect a married man but watching @foreignman242.bsky.social live stream and EVERYTIME this man turn around I go DAMN I be forgetting what's sitting back there 000
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Mr. Eric Northman had 8/9th grade Hailey in a CHOKEHOLD you hea me lol. 021
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Ummm was this supposed to evoke emotion cause why is my face wet? 000
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 17/02/2026@crissle.com Calling Andrew fucking Waluigi when Fury said something about the Street Fighter movie just made me yell in this damn building 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 010
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I would never disrespect my granddaddy like that please and thank you with Crystals and Saltines ☺️ 010
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Yourself as a cartoon character.media.tenor.coma cartoon character is sitting in a car with a purple background and a quote .Alt: Invader Zim giving the rundown to Gir about bringing doom to their enemies. 000
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Literally me yesterday making a doctor's appointment at my new PCP. He picked up that phone and I said thank gawd!! I said please sir make sure I get a doctor that's gonna believe me if you catch my drift and that's all he needed to hear. 020
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 24/01/2026How does Beyonce always know when I finish filing my taxes 🙂 010
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Tell me your pet's name in a gifmedia.tenor.coma man sits in a chair playing a guitar with the words i 'm a thousand miles away above himAlt: a man sits in a chair playing a guitar with the words i 'm a thousand miles away above him 000
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 23/01/2026No judgement AT ALL but I implore some of you guys to check out FetLife.com where posting HOLE and POLE are the norm and not a jumpscare for someone who just watched a cute puppy video followed by a picture of yummy looking baked potato and people skeeting through insomnia.fetlife.comFetLife: World's Largest BDSM, Kink, and Fetish Community | FetLifeFetLife is the world’s largest and most popular social network for the BDSM community, Kink community, and Fetish community. 000
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Why are we doing that when Kevin Smith just bodies his rendition with Master's of the Universe: Revelation!?!? Give me a season 4!! 000
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Finally finished this season of Fiona and Cake and safe to say I am unwell 😭 000
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 27/12/2025This an anti-southern and somehow feels racists idk?!?!?! 130
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 29/11/2025NLE has been leaning a lil CAMP I fear the last few years so I'm trying not to judge his artistic expression but that cowboy jig got me cackling like a fox in hea 🤣🤣🤣 000
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Why did he just randomly start doing a Haka I am confused?!?!? 050
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Contemplating on applying for one of these bikini barista carts but like is it a paper bag test or some cause I neverrrrrrr see any girls that look like me. 000
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Why do the r&b girls always have to run to that backflipping JAY for a feature! IM SICK OF IT!! 000
Reposted by Dork.The Governor of Chaos 🇳🇬🇨🇩 @theigbobear.blacksky.app · 23/10/2025God please send this man to Hell tonight, it’s time. 172
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Fawkkkkk cries in still knowing mines, my Papaws and my aunties landline by heart like it's 281-330-8004. 020
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 14/10/2025First Halloween Party of the season owes us nothing!!!! 020
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Lmfaoooooooooo dawgggg he got the fuck up there hahahahaha 010
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 21/09/2025It's my birthday and it doesn't feel like it. For weeks I've been trying to get myself out a this episode before now and I'm still so far in the shit. 220
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Best Day Ever Festival starts tomorrow I'm excited to see how year two goes. 000
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Spotify has a message feature now, hmmm interesting I'm intrigued 🧐 000
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I have a few my longest friend is actually getting married in October and I am apart of the bridal party we met in the 6th grade in chorus in 2005 both live in different states but make a point to check in and see one another once a year. 010
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I wake up and put on 104.1 WDLT on onlineradiobox so I can listen to All Blues Saturday with Nikki Demarks!! Lol been in PDX for almost nine years and I haven't missed a Saturday morning lol. 000
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Lmfaooooooooooooomedia.tenor.coma man in purple pants and a white cape is walking in a fieldAlt: a man in purple pants and a white cape is walking in a field 111
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 25/08/20252025 starting to feel like 2016 with all these good ass projects dropping and the year isn't even over yet 🙌🏾 😭 000
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Does anyone else just need a really good cry and then you get over the thing you were crying about like it never happened? Or am I actually unwell? 000
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Between it is what is is and ball up top can't pick which one I use more. Honorable mention to me and my besties use of Sicko Mode when troubled 🤣 000
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Got my heart broken again lmao well at least I'm still pretty funny. 010
Dork. @haileybsmoked.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Trap House 20th anniversary deluxe? Oh count me in lmaooo *pulls out pyrex* 010
