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Uncle Spinster

@haikugreen.bsky.social
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Human kipple drawer. Resting scowl face. Beverage slut.

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Uncle Spinster @haikugreen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
RIP JULES. From Phantom Tollbooth to those scrawls in The Voice to Little Murders. You sincerely helped this indecisive lil snit be more comfortable in their peon snittishness.
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Uncle Spinster @haikugreen.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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Uncle Spinster @haikugreen.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
✨✨✨🤩✨✨✨ Stars are out tonight! (im not stargazing, just really really really constipated)
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Uncle Spinster @haikugreen.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
(soooo many piss techniques. like, Vegas water fountain level)
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Uncle Spinster @haikugreen.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
FULLY FUNCTIONAL. MULTIPLE TECHNIQUES.
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Uncle Spinster @haikugreen.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Every morning I wake up
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a man in a white suit is standing in a room and says oh god you 're still alive
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Uncle Spinster @haikugreen.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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Uncle Spinster @haikugreen.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
How I internets.
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Uncle Spinster @haikugreen.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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a cartoon of a man putting a ring on a woman 's finger with the word gi joe below it
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Uncle Spinster @haikugreen.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Uncle Spinster @haikugreen.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
My Sisyphean boulder is formed of clumping litter coagulated with cat piss.
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Uncle Spinster @haikugreen.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Missed you too!
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Uncle Spinster @haikugreen.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The vibes turned into tremors 😵‍💫
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