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Haiku From Last Night

@haikufromlastnight.bsky.social
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Everyday I'm counting syllables. 5️⃣/7️⃣/5️⃣ Brooklyn-based writer making haiku purists big mad since 2015.

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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
happy “twenty first night of september” day to all who celebrate #haiku #earth #wind #fire
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
they figured out how to fold phones before i learned to fold fitted sheets #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
friendly reminder that dirty dancing is a labor day movie #haiku
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SunnyandSheryl @commgal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just one life to live Best not to spend it watching The soaps on the couch #haikufeels #live
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
honoring dolly by not tumbling out of bed all day long today #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
introduce myself as what almost killed me? fine i’m corporate life #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
hotel gyms: made for working out or popping by to turn off fox news #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
today don’t forget to not look directly at the sun or emails #eclipse #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
seat in front reclined guess i won’t need this laptop for the next four hours #haiku
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SwitchedFeelings @switchedfeelings.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A written warning Distorted for the masses Literacy pays
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Lana Casiello @lanacasiello.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Imagine a world Where we listened to warnings Instead of more fools #haikufeels
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SunnyandSheryl @commgal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Declared a cheat day On my diet; didn't know It would last for weeks #haikufeels #cheat
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
yearly reminder that no one wants to watch your fireworks video #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
heat wave in new york the grateful bodega cats sprawled on cold tiles #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
every linkedin post sounds like loneliness in business casual #haiku
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Timonium @woozyboys.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Searching gray matter To figure out the right cheese So many choices #haikufeels
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
happy father's day to fathers and sons turning into their fathers #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
happy Labor Day to those of us who get their holidays mixed up #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
it all seems unfair mothers only get one day sharks get a whole week #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
may the fourth the fifth the minor fall the major lift all be with you #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
shots fired: breaking news! while schoolchildren just call it another weekday #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
happy birthday earth! oh that’s not what earth day is? still eating this cake #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
oh say can you see billionaires paying less in taxes than me #haiku #taxday
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
don’t know much about easter but three days alone does sound really nice #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
easter beats christmas judgy santa makes two lists the bunny loves all #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
if i’m ever stabbed by senators please don’t name salads after me #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
who chose to call it “daylight savings time” and not “daylight robbery?” #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
are these sales meh or  did i get good friday and  black friday mixed up  #haiku
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British Haiku @britishhaiku.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Low down green and brown, Up high blue sky; all fade to Grey at end of day. #haikufeels
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Chopstik @chopstik.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Live without regret for when the end does arrive we shall be content
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
pro tip: never fall  for a tennis player, love means nothing to them #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
super bowl over we go back to ignoring commercials again #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
one day every year knowing roman numerals still comes in handy #superbowl #haiku
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Ann Tigone @anntigone.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Birds prance on the grass Cat crouching, paused except for Butt wiggle of doom. #haikufeels #pause #senryu #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
“climate change?” they scoff turning to a groundhog for their weather forecast #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
never trust those who pronounce both "r"s in the word "february" #haiku
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Djielle @djielle.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
#haikufeels if all you can say is “we won’t be fooled again” then who is to blame
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Chopstik @chopstik.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Precipice of war blame greed, hate, envy or fear - doesn’t matter now
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Banana Duck @rkainth.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Haiku! […bless you…] When the world is lost And is looking for answers The criminal speaks
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
january fifth i crack open work laptop what are all these names #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
resolutions? nah those always go in one year and out the other #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
he’s making a list and he is checking it twice weird flex but ok #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
it’s been a hard year and that’s about to show on my spotify wrapped #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
“get ye buckled hats thirty percent off today” the first black friday #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
live every day like it's thanksgiving day (say thanks, eat well, take a nap) #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
one thanksgiving you’re at the kids table the next you’re the drunk uncle #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
the best birth control: go grocery shopping the day before thanksgiving #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
want really scary halloween decorations? just hang newspapers #haiku
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
if you don’t have a columbus day haiku just steal one and claim it
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Haiku From Last Night @haikufromlastnight.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
with every birthday we resist the embrace of the “large” phone font #haiku
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