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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He is now married to wife number five, broke but still optimistic ------------------------------------- I do hope when Trump's shit does fly, Republicans are his biggest fans

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We pulled into a rest stop near midnight just to look up at the stars

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Pure as a baby no hatred, no malice, just love, pure baby love

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why do all birds love nachos? It's less about the cheese, mostly the cheeps

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Why did the killer whale play the drums? Because lead guitar was taken

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Jeff is just like the beer he holds, full-bodied but the head's just bubbles

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I hid a surprise in bed for her and she played with it for hours -------------------------------- There's a bit more blue in the sky, the orange from the fires lessened

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I hid a surprise in bed for her and she found it rather quickly

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's so hot today, sitting in this car seat feels more like a skillet

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The air quality is so poor, my exhaust pipe is running cleaner

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Forty-five minutes until sunset, Vacation Day 1 almost done

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In his haiku, he changed the names to protect the not so innocent

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

When it came to his thoughts on marijuana use, Todd took the high road --------------------------------- When putting bridles on the horses, Meghan will do it bit by bit

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

John was a very cocky pirate. He put the smug in smuggler

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Is the car locked? It's Schrodinger's lock, we'll never... BOOP BOOP Oh... it's locked

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

There are times being older has its benefits, but only sometimes

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The jets keep flying over us while we're standing here waiting, waiting

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

She says there's twenty minutes before they open. My watch says nineteen

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I wear rainbows on my shoes for those days when the sunshine is hiding ----------------------------------------- Twenty minutes to go when I have maybe ten minutes of patience

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This Summer breeze helps me to survive August and maybe September

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My stomach says I'm hungry, but security says ten more minutes

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Forty minutes to go before the doors open, I hope I make it

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

She used vodka in the tapioca, so the proof's in the pudding

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It somehow feels wrong that I'm scheduled to work on this Labor Day

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

He will never be my president, and it's not Lake America -------------------------------- Regarding the lake's real name, I hope he gets to the bottom of it

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

When sharks are done, they do not usually say, "The End", they say, "Fin!"

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

While the baker can wear any kind of footwear, he prefers loafers

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

For a computer operating system, most poets use Windows

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

On his laptop, the former astronaut just kept hitting the backspace

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

On his laptop, the astronaut tends to focus most on the space bar

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

First, Dolly passes and now Tim Curry is gone, my heart can't take it ------------------------------------ I only agree to dropping a bomb if it is full of flowers

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The sun in my face, the day has begun, but I should still be with her

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

He set an alarm but she gives him a reason to just ignore it

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I really should be back in bed with my love but the morning calls me

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

He set an alarm but he doesn't have to get up now, so he won't

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This moment right here is the calm that I need to survive the chaos

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Folks moving, walking their dog, going to work, I'll sleep a bit longer ---------------------------------- Retirement is so much closer and yet feels still so far away

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

He set an alarm, but the sun through his window is waking him up

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

A new day's begun, people at work, while I'm still in my pajamas

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Blue sky up above, the sun in shafts through the trees, the forecast was rain

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Anyone who thinks memories are not priceless have never lost theirs

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Programmers should be in charge of picnics as there would be far less bugs

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Laughter may be the best medicine, but it won't fix your broken arm ------------------------------ Laughter may be the best medicine, but is not a cure for cancer

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I love the Nap Game. No board, no dice, no pieces and everyone wins

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Jenny says it's our twentieth year coming out here. Lake Cushman rules

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Everyone inside, the room packed, I sit out here just so I can breathe

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Opportunities loom over this morning but I haven't picked yet

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

As I write haiku, the squirrels laugh at me and they can't even read

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The last leaf on the tree gets the greatest views and the softest landing -------------------------------------- He made this Fourth of July about him, and so I won't celebrate

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James Rodgers @haikooky.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

We rarely cook up bacon, but when we do, it's a celebration

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