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Jason Hagglund

@hagglundized.net
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Software Infra/DevOps. More into politics than I should be. Peloton PZ enthusiast. MT ➡️ WA ➡️ NE. Father of 4 amazing kids. #ActuallyAutistic. He/Him

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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: “…well because of everyone else on the tour…” Everyone else on the tour:
Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch diving backwards into the end zone with his hand over his crotch, capping off his famous Beast Quake run on 1/11/2011
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 11/09/2026
RAMS
GETTING KILLED!
BY THE 49ERS!
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 11/09/2026
What a paternalistic piece of shit.
and access to medical care." Peterson declined to talk with me about Jentleson or their political views on the record, but Jentleson acknowledged that his new project has become a sensitive subject.
"It's a hard conversation to have, but I feel like I'm doing the right thing by them, Jentleson told me. "Their job isn't politics.
That's my job, and it is tricky, but I do think that this is going to make them safer and make all trans people better off if we can just beat these fucking fascists."
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 10/09/2026
Grunge as fuuuuuuuck! 🤘🤘🤘
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 08/09/2026
Donald Boat may be the only likeable person in this entire grotesque (yet well-written) article.
Donald was practically vibrating when we left Cluely. "Dude, he's just a scared little boy," he said. "He's scared he's not doing the right thing, and because of the fucked-up world we live in, people who should be in The Hague are giving him twenty million dollars.
Something bad is gonna happen here, something really fucking bad is gonna happen." He sighed. "I just want Zohran's nonbinary praetorians to march across the country and put all these guys in cuffs." I found it hard to disagree. It did not seem like a good idea to me that some of the richest people in the world were no longer rewarding people for having any particular skills, but simply for having agency, when agency essentially meant whatever it was that was afflicting Roy Lee. Unlike Eric Zhu or Donald Boat, Roy didn't really seem to have anything in his life except his own sense of agency.
Everything was a means to an end, a way of fortifying his ability to do whatever he wanted in the world. But there was a great
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 19/07/2026
I’m representing, it’s a very cool kit. 👏
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 07/07/2026
😞😞😞
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 03/07/2026
Whoever does the tech at the big travel center in Albert Lea, MN called in sick today. 😂
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 02/07/2026
Problem: USMNT World Cup match conflicts with regularly scheduled Union Omaha game. Solution: Stadium watch party, Owls to kick off after. Soccer double shot! ⚽️🇺🇸🦉
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 23/03/2026
New Union Omaha season, new digs, new seats. A proper soccer stadium for once, and I’m now close enough to the field to sometimes hear the players and coaches yell at the referee. 😂 I’ll miss being a 5 minute drive away but this’ll be fine. 🦉⚽️
3/22/2026 Union Omaha (USL League One) home opener vs Boise Athletic Club at Morrison Stadium in Omaha, NE
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 09/02/2026
Not drinking much these days but hell with it, the Seahawks just won another Super Bowl!
Glacial Till Carmel Apple Hard Cider, from Palmyra, Nebraska
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 09/02/2026
Vote for Myers, make this happen!
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 26/11/2025
Bucket list item achieved last night: Memorial Stadium in person! Unfortunately Papio South got their asses handed to them in the state football championship game, and it was rather windy and cold to boot. 🤣🥶
Memorial Stadium in Lincoln, NE. Home of the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers football team. Pictured is the luxury boxes with banners commemorating national and conference championships. The actual occasion was the Nebraska Class A state football championship game on Friday November 25, 2025. Millard South defeated Papillion-LaVista South 49-0
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 01/11/2025
I haven’t laughed this hard in a good while. 🤣
Maybe twenty years ago, the alternative to my 100,000 crowd-sourced editors was a PhD expert, or Edward R. Murrow [citation needed]. But today, I’m not looking so bad, huh? Absolute best case, the LLM-generated legal advice you get is merely plagiarizing, probably from me. But more likely, it’s a mish-mash of Reddit posts filtered through an algorithm coded by a Belarusian teenager on the run from Interpol. (See also:Illya “CyberGhost” Cieraškovič, Controversies.)

So, yeah, peer review deez nutz.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 01/11/2025
For the 2nd year running, we were the big candy house.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 01/11/2025
The leather pants reminded JD of his favorite sofa.
Erika Kirk and JD Vance sharing a public “warm hug” at a recent Turning Point USA event.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 25/10/2025
Not my home but I know my way around
Undersea Palace from Chrono Trigger
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 18/10/2025
Ummmm why MAGA labeled? 😕
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 05/10/2025
Not captured: dude with no jacket and no umbrella with an ice cream in each hand yelling “I LOVE THIS SHIT” 🤣 #onemeansall
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 05/10/2025
Logging onto BlueSky to post no context sports stuff and getting immediate confirmation that I’m following the right kind of folks. 🤣
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 25/09/2025
Absolutely the fuck not
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 23/09/2025
I can’t tell if this is naïveté or hubris, but either way it’s goddam hilarious. 🤣
Well, the next time someone brings up a terrible anecdote about Cambodia or Vietnam, I will definitely drop the Star Wars story to show that people have two sides.

Yeah. And I get those who think you shouldn't be friends with someone who
did terrible things. I hear that. I can just say that he was, as a very large number of people would say, though many fewer would say it publicly, an extraordinarily generous friend.

Professor, thank you so much for doing this.

Great, thanks. If we go light on the Kissinger part, I wouldn't complain, because it could dwarf everything else. *
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 18/09/2025
Annual family day trip to KC. Go M’s!
Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, MO. The Kansas City Royals vs Seattle Mariners
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 26/08/2025
This F’n cooks.
I'm not certain that liberal interest groups are responsible for alienating voters from the Democratic Party. After all, the year in which activist language was most prominent - 2020 - was the year Democrats actually won. What I'm certain of is that groups like Third Way are presenting you with a false dichotomy. They want you to believe that you must choose between liberal activists and ordinary voters. But Third Way doesn't represent ordinary voters, they represent CEOs. If you kick out the activists, Third Way's corporate allies will step into the void, ready to pick the party's bones.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 27/07/2025
My man Wout closed it out with a stage win! 👏
Belgian pro cyclist Wout Van Aert of team Visma Lease A Bike wins stage 21 of the 2025 Tour de France on the famed Champs-Élysées in Paris, France
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 25/07/2025
My 2025 Tour de France power rankings: 1-2: Tadej Pogacar and Jonas Vingegaard, doing cycling’s rendition of Bird and Magic for going on 6 years now. 3: Wout van Aert, always the patron saint of Big Dudes On Bikes 4: Seahawks Jersey Antler Helmet Guy 😂
A roadside fan during stage 13 of the 2025 Tour de France. Wearing a white Seattle Seahawks NFL jersey with the name POGAĆAR on the back, wearing a helmet with antlers on top.A roadside fan during stage 18 of the 2025 Tour de France, wearing a lime green Seattle Seahawks NFL jersey and a helmet with deer antlers on top.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 12/07/2025
Tell ‘em! 👏
Heisenberg/Walter White (Bryan Cranston) from the TV series Breaking Bad saying “you’re goddamn right”
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 08/07/2025
Nebraska weather sucks the majority of the time but I do enjoy seeing the lightning off in the distance.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 08/07/2025
It’d be a damn shame if a bunch of us decided to troll the NYT’s ass-covering reader survey.
Are You Frustrated by Census and Racial Categories?
What do you think about the race and ethnicity categories you're confronted with? *
I think only a grossly unprofessional newspaper would grant anonymity to a white supremacist to print a nothing burger story to smear a popular mayor candidate. Also, 39 wordsAre You Frustrated by Census and Racial
Categories?
What do you think about the race and ethnicity categories you're confronted with? *
nothing burger story to smear a popular mayor candidate. Also, Benjamin Ryan is a smooth-brained bigot and you shouldn't print his nonsense.
39 wordsIt you could add more options to these categories, what would you add?
I think only a grossly unprofessional n
What is your race or ethnicity? *
I think only a grossly unprofessional n
What is your name? #
I think only a grossly unprofessional n
What is your email address? *
benjamin-ryan-sucks@gmail.com
Where do you live? *
I think only a grossly unprofessional newsp
I am open to a New York Times journalist contacting me about other reporting
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 01/07/2025
Family mini-vacation in Chicago this week. Delivered a one-fingered salute to everyone’s favorite building. 😈
Me flipping off the Trump tower in Chicago, IL
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 26/06/2025
Close second:
USA swimmer Michael Phelps prepping for the 200m butterfly semi-final in the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. He’s making the famed angry ”Phelps Face” while South Africa swimmer and rival Chad le Clos warms up in front of him.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 26/06/2025
What athlete's expression will stay with you the rest of your life?
Marshawn Lynch, running back for the Seattle Seahawks, diving into the end zone backwards with his left hand over his crotch, after his historic “beast quake” 67 yard TD run vs the New Orleans Saints in the 2010-11 NFC wild card game.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 18/06/2025
If he doesn’t wanna be asked about it, why in the pickled hell are you telling me about it?
Apple News+ Editors' Pick
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Mark Cuban could be the Democrats' best chance to win back the White House. Just don't ask him about it. Read in Bloomberg Businessweek.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 11/06/2025
Technically I’m more of a Dr. Pepper Zero guy these days but:
Scene from Silicon Valley S4E7. Jin Yiang (Jimmy O. Yang) purchased a Seppen smart fridge and Bertram Gilfoyle (Martin Starr) has a negative view of it. “All it needs to do…is keep my fucking beer cold”
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 07/06/2025
Nope, total loser shit.
Scene from Beetlejuice (1988) where Betelgeuse (Michael Keaton) makes a suggestive back-and-forth motion with his right hand.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 06/06/2025
Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.
Fight scene between Randall (Jeff Anderson) and Dante (Brian O’Halloran) from the movie Clerks (1994)
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 14/05/2025
Making a dream come true for one of the kiddos. ⭐️ #JustYouWait
The Orpheum Theater in Omaha, NE, on 5/13/25 just prior to a performance of Hamilton the musical
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 11/05/2025
Home opener and 2024 championship ring ceremony! #vivabúhos #onemeansall
Werner Park in Papillion, Nebraska, USA, home field for Union Omaha of USL League One. Pregame presentation of championship rings from the 2024 season.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 04/05/2025
Not sure I’ve seen it put any better than this.
Article excerpt:

And so you have these two phenomena swirling around together: the media’s fixation on fostering nonpartisan aesthetics, and their genuine fear that they’ve been insufficiently credulous toward Trump to this point. The output is journalism so limp and meager that you could believe it’s ineffective on purpose.

I’m not going to pretend that the question of how the media should handle Trump is a simple one. It is not. But Trump's willingness to lie and the media’s desire to create an air of impartiality have resulted in a sort of death spiral. Trump can drag the discourse wherever he chooses, and the media, obliged to grant him the benefit of good faith, will follow.

In journalism, truth can’t be subjugated to other concerns. Trump must be confronted and attacked by the media, not just because his policies are dangerous but because he aims to redefine what’s true and what’s not. And if you’re a journalist, you need to decide whether your allegiance is to the truth or to something else entirely.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 02/05/2025
The average American has three friends.
Scene from Chrono Trigger (1995, SNES). Crono, Frog/Glenn, and Marle/Princess Nadia prepare to fight Magus, who is considered an enemy at the time.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 22/04/2025
The goods right here. You should support Katelyn and her excellent writing on Patreon if you don’t already.
“But in reality, the rights that trans women have or don't have under law doesn't affect these people's
lives in any way, shape, or form. Kicking trans women out of women's sports won't make their
husbands do a fairer share of domestic labor, banning puberty blockers for trans teenagers won't make male-dominated medical researchers study women-specific medical symptoms any more thoroughly, defining trans women as men under the law isn't going to stop a single woman from being beaten by their male spouse.”
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 02/04/2025
Wisconsin to Elon after he failed to buy an election.
Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch dives backwards into the end zone while holding his crotch during his historic 67 yard touchdown run that secured an upset victory over the New Orleans Saints during the 2011 NFL playoffs.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 31/03/2025
You did not ask a question. Nowhere did I invoke the government, I’m advocating for Harper’s Magazine to do something. You’re reading in bad faith and you will be blocked if it continues.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 24/03/2025
Shut the fuck up Steven. Pay up or sail away.
Steven Ridder
@saridder.bsky.social
145 followers 185 following 276 posts
20+ years in tech, ended up founding a startup and retired young. Currently sailing around the world and avoiding the shitshow that is Trump's administration. Harvard educated economist, happy husband, father of 1 (so far). Currently in French Polynesia.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 12/03/2025
I may have been unfair to the fictional Gavin
Screenshot of California Governor Gavin Newsom’s Instagram story, announcing a podcast interview with half-decomposed fascist shitbag Steve Bannon
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 11/03/2025
My brief celebration of Mar10 Day last night. First time ever doing an all-Mario SMB2 run.
Ending of Super Mario Bros 2, being played via NES virtual console on the Nintendo Switch. The subcon fairies are passing down the body of Wart, the defeated antagonist, while Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Princess are up on a pedestal. I played the entire game with Mario, using the warps in levels 1-3 and 4-2 to take the quickest path through the game. The banner says “Contributor: Mario” and there are level counts above the head of each of the 4 playable characters: 8 Mario, 0 for the other three.
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 11/03/2025
This is the association I will make now and forever, beware the Gavins.
Left side: California Governor and transphobic opportunistic dickbag Gavin Newsom

Right side: Fictional dickbag Gavin Belson (Matt Ross), CEO of Hooli and the primary antagonist from the HBO comedy series Silicon Valley
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 05/03/2025
This seems like the shirt for today.
Blue t-shirt with white letters that reads:

Dear World,

Sorry our President is a bag of dicks.

Sincerely, half of USA
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 01/03/2025
Not gonna lie, as soon as I learned that he said this I immediately went to google translate to imagine what I might have said back. Anyways I’ll keep my day job. 😂
Google Translation of the English phrase “go fuck a sofa already” into Ukrainian: вже йди трахни диван
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Jason Hagglund @hagglundized.net · 08/02/2025
Welp, she deactivated but my reply would have been lit! 😂
Excerpt of dialogue between me and Tessa Kriesel, DevRel professional and open transphobe, who was duplicitously not posting her transphobia here on BlueSky and was outright lying when called out on her Twitter/X posts.


Tessa Kriesel: 
I was referring to the drag order in which I just learned about.

Me:
I'm sorry no, you're not
approvingly quote tweeting JKR earlier this week and just now learning about harm to the trans community. Asking me to believe that is asking me to believe rather uncharitable things about your intelligence and judgment.
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