iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Cavemum: Ug ug-ug ug ugugug. Ug ug-ug UGHH. Translation: Your brother lost an arm killing that sabre tooth tiger for meat. You can honour him by eating it.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Are there any public Screaming Rooms available in Wellington? Because PEOPLE!!!

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Is there anything more painful than having to use a laptop keyboard on a Monday morning??? #FirstWorldProblems

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Apparently Briscoes is having a sale, or is it Harvey Norman, or Farmers, or Rebel Sport, or Chemist Warehouse.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Things can mostly always wait especially when it's the weekend.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

14 minutes into TV 1 news and we get to the rugby. Obviously murders & politics (& orange twat) are actually more important than sport for a change.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hunger Games at 5 or closer to highest?

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hard call seeing as Green candidate voted for last time has been virtually invisible in electorate they won. Back to: * Electorate = Labour * Party = Green

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I've only recently started using it for a repetitive task. So far it's only failed me once out of 25 attempts. It has its place, but should be used as a tool and not as a unsupervised solution.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Is Cate short for Catherine? Because... CATHERINE!!!

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hole dug? Can't get out? Call National, they'll make it bigger.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They need surgery and the surgeon is the late-20s very attractive lady that earlier in the day the key character barged past in a hurry to get their 3rd morning coffee. Surgeon: Ah, Mr Smith, we've met recently. Anesthetist: and counting down from 10, 9, 8, 7...

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Didn't need to speak an expository essay on yes/no questions.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Bi-op-ic or Bio-pic? Well, we do say bi-og-raphy. Such controversy.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What a revelation in the leaders debate last night. Jack Tame is from the same vampire lineage as Paul Rudd.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I thought you were on holiday.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

In my neighbourhood it's only the Nats billboards that are continually targetted by overnight bulldozers. How they get around the plethora of others is anybody's guess, but somehow they're always hitting the blue target.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Successfully cut all 10 finger nails without sending any into the multiverse ether. Smal will to cap off a mildly shitty day. Now a beverage to celebrate.

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Nicholas Hoult as Peter III: Huzzah!

ALT: Nicholas Hoult as Peter III: Huzzah!

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's a foilble that most solar installers don't properly explain to new customers, and has slightly different explanations over different meter types.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just remember that what electricity meter records as export will always be wrong or at least lower than app, because you use solar juice first then street supply. Meter export counter will only generally go up is when you're not home or most appliances not in use. Trust me, I know these dumb things.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Plan 9 from Outer Space Razzies didn't exist then so surely it was Oscar worthy

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The NZF ones through Miramar Cutting suffer similar fates, but the Nat ones are continually smashed to the ground. Firewood or gardening box making anyone?

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Replace heart with ass in a love song. 🎶And a good ass these days is hard to find🎶

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm guessing CSH779 missed the memo about today's law change in regard to waiting for buses. Near miss, but beeping horn doesn't absolve ignorance.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Damnit. SO's is home sick today. I was gonna do a lunchtime WFH dash to the Dirty Bird (in Kilbirnie) and have no evidence. Might be a fast walk to see the King of Burgers.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

She's been relatively quiet recently. I'm mildly worried.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Woohoo. Next step, shop around for the energy retailer with be best buy-back rate. Then make sure you solar installer gets your meter config reprogrammed before you turn on generation. Electrickery is regulated demoncraft, and not done right it'll upset a plethora of minions.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Our one is in the draw. I find it more effective to smash the cloves with a cleaver then chop to buggery. Takes about the same time, & so far no red garlic.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Shame that $100k is barely enough for a house deposit these days. Good luck.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Last yuletime we went through most of Netflix's back catalogue of Christmas movies. I could have slept as the plot was literally 1 of 2 variations. Either: * Home for the season and NOT looking for love, or * The mill/hall/shop must be saved and NOT looking for love.

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