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@hadesxpluto.bsky.social
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I saw the mountains and they saw me
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who wants to pull my panties down
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Folsom!
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My fit for Folsom
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is now your therapist.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
33. And also proof I’m still alive.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
and here is my LEAST favorite Pokemon chart : fuck rhyperior
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
grids.fun/t/about-me-p...
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Assume something about me and I’ll tell you if it’s true or not. — Quote this and see what assumptions people make about you
A selfie of the bluesky user hadesxpluto, bright blue sky in the background, he has on a white tshirt with a pastel rainbow and the word Austin written below it. He is also wearing a gold chain and a brown baseball cap. Hades is a white man with a mustache and thick eyebrows.  This alt text was written by hadesxpluto.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Anybody want to guess where I am.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Day 💘 from my hole to yours
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
when I had hair on my ass
Hades on hands and knees on a bed. Ass facing the camera   Light on his back with hole exposed and balls hanging.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Four pics you’re using to defend your face card Brought to you by Lululemon.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The thumbnail - my dick
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
the full vid
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
2016 me was peak. I even had hair on my butt.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
How do y’all really feel about my lack of pubes?
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Are your balls bigger than mine?
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I'm not offended, I know you meant well - just SDE has got a bad reputation, But generally I'm pretty cocky and I'm not really shy
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Ask me a question
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It’s a surprise!
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Me on my way to kill anyone who says anything bad about Heated Rivalry
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I’m really bad at being consistent on here. That’s for sure. www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Picture of the staff who operate this Bluesky account
A screenshot of Pain and Panic from Disney’s Hercules smiling.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I went back to the stache.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Any bottoms want to scissor?
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I’m turned 32 yesterday.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I’m curious to see other peoples charts 👀 calcsd.info/chart
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Would you rather receive dick pics or hole pics?
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Who wants to hold my legs while someone else fucks me?
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
See a pit, post a pit
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Would you rather be my sub or my dom?
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
In a relationship, would u rather have the smaller cock or the bigger one? I’d rather have the bigger one Quote with ur answer and a dick pic.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Are your balls high and tight or do they hang down low? Quote this with a pic. I can’t be the only one.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Took my nub to the beach today
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
He’s a 10, but he pulls his pants down and this is what you see, he’s a…?
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Show me you favorite pokemon chart - god so many choices.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
And the most problematic, but prolly my #1
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
describe your taste in men using 4 actors
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This took forever.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Two questions: what is this movie called? Is it good? No sound - sorry
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Pokémon team using the first letter of your name.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Scale of My Dick ✨ Create/quote with your own: drive.google.com/drive/folder...
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Sometimes small things can cast big shadows.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
⚖️⚖️⚖️
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
✨Scale of Me✨ ~template in replies
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I’ve updated my dick scale ⚖️ template. Instructions on how to create your own in the replies. Tag or quote me if you do end up making your own - just so people can find the instructuons.
A picture of a penis with a scales
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
4.25 in Quote with a pic if bigger, reply if smaller (Press 🔁 to quote and 💬 to reply)
A picture of a hard penis with a ruler next to it. The penis measures about 4.25 inches on the ruler.
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I propose that, in lieu of these barbaric executions, we hold a symbolic Hunger Games—with tributes reaped from the executive boards of the remaining health insurance companies. Let them experience the system they’ve perfected.
A portrait picture of president coin from the hunger games
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