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Lesley Carhart :unverified:

@hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
329 followers 3 following 1.6K posts

I am eminently qualified to speak from experience about a variety of dumpster fires. ICS cybersecurity person, @pancakescon organizer, martial artist […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ infosec.exchange/@hacks4pancakes, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Americans and other white people with strong passports are absolutely going to drive me to a bottle of whiskey with the perpetual, “my company shouldn’t complain when I work with no proper visa or authorisation from a foreign county, without asking” comments, and I’m a huge remote work advocate.
@hacks4pancakes what about when you travel internationally for work?
There's no legal or tax implications and no visa needed for that.
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hacks4pancakes • 4m
@ of course you need a visa to travel for work. It's a business visitor visa. People with strong passports aren't really aware we're getting one when we apply for evisas or have visas in principle. But we absolutely have to have them too. And they are limited to business visitor activities.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
The fact that my ballot appears to have been conveniently lost or delayed by US customs despite every effort to be early and discreet is tied to why I try to avoid going to America anymore at all even as a citizen and why I don’t have services like Global Entry which could be weaponised against me.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
emberssilly >
] Tech Threads 2d
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Trans women, remember to update your arch linux today
Lesbians, remember to update your Debian
today
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
You might think you’re prepping for the apocalypse but have you seen Victoria’s LORA mesh networks?
https://meshcore.co.uk/map.html
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
This stage of Fight Club, but at least the SANS crew showed up. 🥹🫠
Hotel birthday card
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
BrofessorFarnsworth • 1d
Is this reward coming out of the money D.O.G.E
"saved" when they defunded the CISA divisions that were specifically tasked with combatting these hostile foreign actors? Because holy shit that sounds inefficient
…个Reply 會27少
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
Since we are doing eating and Australia this is how you eat fast food sushi in Australia - one of the cheapest quick bites you can get anywhere.
One giant unsliced roll with a injected soy sauce fish
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
I hate this. www.reddit.com/r/ITCareerQuestions/…

-hacks4pancakes-
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I was kind of thinking of doing a TikTok or something to reflect this. I am so tired of saying the same awful thing about cybersecurity on here hundreds of time, I'm not trying to be a gatekeeper or ahole.

I mentor young people for free. I want them to love IT and cybersecurity.

There. Are. No. Jobs. I'm soeffingtired. Cyber is full. There are no jobs.

The market has crashed. You will not get a job from a bootcamp. You will not get a career from WGU unless you did insane self study before hand. You will not get a job with a Security+ or CEH. HackTheBox and TryHackMe mean less than nothing to HR.

You had better have a Bachelors in CS from a credible school or similar. You had better have your Sec+ and CySA or OSCP. You had better be networking, doing projects, and getting top scores in CTFs. You had better have at least 2 years working in full time IT on your resume. You're competing with people with 4+ who have been laid off.

I am ready to throw fists at schools and influencers selling it otherwise. You have to fight to survive in this field these days and almost all of us have taken massive pay hits. It's not due to some magic AI. It's a rush on the field with glowing sales pitches, and a terrible global market.

Don't get into cybersecurity, or IT in general frankly, unless you have a box of torn apart computer parts on your shelf and a folder of projects on disk before even considering it. You will have to hustle. You'll get treated like crap and paid like crap. Your life will be old grey hairs like me telling you about how we got a job at a bar and you'll be finishing your 3rd 10.000 dollar cert. I can't fix that. Do it only if you love this stuff enough to deal with the unbearable market and all the shit you'll deal with for months looking for a low paid job. I see mentees in tears every single week and I am at the end of my rope.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
Even the man stubbornly fights the man in Australia This is the KFC reaction to a postal worker getting fired after an unauthorised KFC break (other stuff too, but everyone likes a good tale)
OFFICIAL BRAND STATEMENT
Unfortunately, not all scheduled work breaks line-up perfectly with a KFC craving.
While we don't set the schedules, we do know how chicken obsessed our fans can be and that the call for 11 herbs and spices can strike at any time of the day.
To ensure future visits by postal workers are strictly 'official business,'
KFC is immediately posting a bunch of very urgent postcards addressed to...ourselves.
These will be arriving to select local KFC restaurants across the country soon.
The good news for posties - we need you to deliver this essential mail right inside the restaurant. When you do, simply hand the postcard over the counter to a friendly team member, and it is redeemable for a free meal.
Consider it postage paid in chicken.
Kind regards,
KFC
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
I’m in Singapore, and somehow I accidentally booked myself a tiny Disney princess hotel room that I can barely move around in without bonking my shins. It is tremendously goofy and fun but I have also been on 70 hours of flights so I’m very tired
Pictured- essentially the entire room
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
Having an in person international or national event in America? Are you weighing factors like lodging and transport? Cool stuff to do? Here’s a map to consider if any of your attendees may possibly, even remotely be LGBTQIA. And you care about them.
Source: Movement Advancement Project (MAP) LGBTQ Equality Maps

See original source of US LGBTQIA safety study for tabular data by state.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
When you’re an atheist, but you join the UUC to do human rights activism - and you get to sing songs from the book of the dead on Sunday whilst talking about First Nations rights
As each day ends. From the Book of the Dead, 4500BCE
As each day ends, may I have lived That I may truly say
I did no harm to humankind, From truth I did not stray;
I did no wrong with knowing mind
From evil I did keep
I turned no hungry soul away
I caused no one to weep.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
“People won't know when I'm rich but there will be signs 

Like having my own personal encase and cobalt strike license”
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
By far the sweetest Reddit moment of my life.
"I follow Mike Holcomb and Lesley Carhart and I'm really excited about OT"
"Hi, I'm Lesley!"
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026
I’m at my friends pageant and sister showed up with a sword. The world needs to know. Go Anuja!
Beauty pageant
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2026
This might be my favourite slide on quantum computing, ever. From Peter Gutmann at #AUSCERT
Re-examining the Physics Experiment (ctd)
When you see the latest announcement of a quantum breakthrough
• Don't say: "We're all going to die

Do say: "Where did they cheat this time?"
(Easiest to wait a week or two
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2026
Four years later, AUSCERT. I’m home.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2026
I let the Chinese alt Tom shop dress me
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2026
I let the Chinese alt Tom shop dress me
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2026
I fully realise Singapore legalised being gay only three years ago, and I still feel safer here every time I visit than large swathes of America. My trans friend hasn’t been harassed, once. We spent the evening lesbian bar hopping. Americans get lied to, so dismally.
Pride flag
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 24/04/2026
Iltwon © 3d
if you're so smart why are you still broke


hacks4pancakes • now
I'm literally an expert computer hacker who could do big crimes but I feel bad for embarrassed people on TV and can't hurt a mouse.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/04/2026
Maximum shareholder profits
Guillotine
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2026
“"Calm down. He won't be that bad."
"He won't go after political opponents."
"He won't try to overturn an election."
"He won't start a stupid, costly war."
"He won't purge the military."
"He won't use nukes." We're currently here.”
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/03/2026
They were roommates, y’all
transphobes: when archaeologists dig up your skeleton they're going to find MALE bones

archaeologists: holy sh*t you guys are not going to believe what we found in this SIX FOOT TALL PRIESTESS' eye socket
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 26/03/2026
Lesley, what were you like in the 90s starter pack
Me, photos
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026
This is kind of a silly take. Niantic are absolutely opportunists, who certainly didn’t see AI coming when Pokémon Go or Ingress premiered. What they’ve always been interested in is being a *source of user geolocation data* which they can monetise. First way was lucrative Pokémon IP. Now it’s AI.
Headline about Pokémon Go existing to build training data for AI
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2026
Reddit:

"It's a weird one and more an amusement than annoyance, but when I moved here I asked what food I should try that was uniquely Australian and every Australian I talked to told me there was absolutely no "Australian food".

Yet, I am constantly bombarded with weird (but sometimes quite delicious) Australian food and more often extremely unique *takes on international food*, from HSPs to uncut sushi rolls with little squishy soy sauce fish, to lemon lime bitters, to Bunnings sausages on a slice of bread rather than a roll, to pizzas with bloody whole in shell clams and prawns on them, to fairy bread, to scrolls with vegemite and cheese in them, to whatever is going on with Guzman and Gomez and Mexican chips, to boozy ginger beer on tap.

You have a cuisine. It's mostly adopted from other cultures and stitched together, and mostly made to eat while 3 beers in, but you definitely have a cuisine. "
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/03/2026
When the AI company has decided your name is Nathan. Or everyone’s name is Nathan. Yet manages to get the email address right. But thinks you’re in another country. I definitely trust this AI company to spot security gaps. I desperately want to reply that my name is Lesley and I live in Australia.
“Hi Nathan,

Following up since teams like yours are losing time and money every month to stricter cyber insurance rules. Most Midwest security leads now work with vCISOs to keep up, which puts your clients at risk of falling behind.”
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 14/03/2026
We got the Temu future
2001 spaceship scene on 2026 aircraft scene
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026
DNC is just trolling us at this point
“Congrats, you've been selected! There are fantastic Democratic candidates running for Senate around the country, so we're asking top Democrats to make their voices heard before MIDNIGHT!

𝗗𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 𝗺𝗶𝗱𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝘀?
𝗬𝗲𝘀: 
𝗡𝗼: 

- DSCC

Text STOP to quit”
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026
@mndflayr I drink and I know something
Cheers
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026
Phew, that spun people up on BlueSky
Comment: What I mean, it’s not any better if that war crime would have done completely by traditional decision making process.

Me: Sorry. Philosophical disagreement. This is the “don’t blame guns, they’re just tools” argument all over again, and frankly as a gun person, I’m over it. 

LLM companies are a net drain on society, from lost jobs, ecological damage, art and educational theft, and now faulty data being trusted to bomb

I have been an AI hobbyist since the 90s and I have used machine learning effectively for 20 years or so, but these companies are enabling a quantifiable harm.

Would they have double tapped an elementary school without Claude? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe a human would have checked the data. They wouldn’t have had a layer of plausible deniability. The AI is a search engine and pattern recognition tool, and it doesn’t think or reason.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2026
This photo of Brian McGinnis is going to be in museums and history books if we aren’t wiped out in nuclear fire.
A Marine Corps veteran suffered a broken arm as he was dragged out of a hearing in the US Capitol by police and a senator.

Brian McGinnis called out during a Senate Armed Services subcommittee hearing in protest of the US attack on Iran. 

He was dragged out of the room and a sitting senator broke his arm in the process.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026
“To The Folks Who Said We Were Overreacting When Trump Got Re-Elected:

It's worse than we thought, faster than we thought.”
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026
When your AI stealing t-shirt art just gives up […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
scrambled tshirt printscrambled tshirt printscrambled tshirt print
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2026
***Begging *** universities to stop forcing your cybersecurity students beg for strangers’ free time on the internet to do pointless interviews instead of even practical mentorship or projects. We’re exhausted, understaffed and the market is hell. None of us have time.
Said request for free interviews with multiple zoom calls.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 23/02/2026
Tag your favorite application that has added an LLM agent nobody wants, babes
“What in the everloving LLM hell was that?”
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 15/02/2026
Oh no. I was just mostly joking. This is kinda depressing given how important the Great Lakes are for freshwater.
Search result: “Melbourne tap water often tastes better than Chicago's due to its source from protected, pristine mountain forests in the Yarra Ranges, requiring minimal treatment. Conversely, Chicago draws water from Lake Michigan, necessitating higher chlorine levels for disinfection. Melbourne's water is also naturally filtered by soil and stored in reservoirs for up to five years, improving taste.”
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/02/2026
All of us geopolitical hackers rn. It is us.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/02/2026
No idea how we got here
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/02/2026
I’ve had it with weird nerds shitting on Academy so thankfully I’m a bigger weird nerd.
-hacks4pancakes- • 4h
• Top 1% Commenter
"How dare these 17 year old kids not act like Picard or Geordi?"
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mojorific • 11m
Missing the point entirely. It portrays them as dumb, so they can't put them in unrealistic situations. "I swallowed my com-badge" is not something a cadet would say.
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-hacks4pancakes- • 2m
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I can't decide whether the worst medical incident I had to deal with as a Sergeant in the military with trainees was the 19 year old who shocked his friend with a camera flash capacitor or the 20 year old who tried to sterilize himself with a radar dish so no, these seem unfortunately plausible.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/02/2026
The comms rep just had no ability to comprehend that AI takes in the information that already exists in the world and repackages it. Our reporting had yet to be published and therefore wasn't out in the world hadn't been ingested by any chatbot.

And they just... believed the chatbot.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/02/2026
RE: flipboard.com/@newyorktimes/technol… So the Bluesky post from the journalist who wrote this article is as batshit to read as the article, unfortunately
While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot. 

I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/02/2026
A letter like this gets released because it’s the only way to maintain a paper trail… h/t Sahil Kapur
The Honorable John Ratcliffe
Director
Central Intelligence Agency
McLean, VA 22101
Dear Director Ratcliffe,
I write to alert you to a classified letter 1 sent you earlier today in which I express deep concerns about CIA activities.
Thank you for your attention to this important matter.
Sincerely,
Por Wyler
Ron Wyden
U.S. Senator
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/02/2026
This is very entertaining social ad footage for a cybersecurity product in 2026
The hacker in the video is plugging in a USB A to a PC with ps2 ports
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/01/2026
I need to tell you another unbelievable Australian fact for Americans which is that you just fill up your car at the service station and go pay inside when you’re done on the honour system
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 25/01/2026
They got out of Minneapolis
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/01/2026
r/Defcon
DEFCO!
u/Objective_Vanilla965 • 21m
Am I safe to bring devices to defcon?
So I have a friend who will be going (I'm not sure when it is) and they invited me to go for free. But my question is, is it safe for me to bring devices with personal info? I've heard other people say to not bring anything that could possibly be hacked. Sorry if this is a stupid question
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-hacks4pancakes- • Now
No, it's way too hot in Vegas in August. You run the risk of your devices overheating and lithium ion batteries exploding. Bring nothing but lots of water and sunscreen.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/01/2026
(Reddit)
-hacks4pancakes- • 1d
The reason the good faith seniors on here are posting that the junior / mid level market is bad (it is) is because we have watched it crash in real time and a lotta of us are dealing with serious fallout as both hiring managers or mentors.
It's genuinely a good faith warning. It's not like, "don't get into the field we love". It's just that for a really long time you could get into cybersecurity with no degree and no IT experience because the demand was so high. And schools, influencers, and parents still play it off that it's like that. That people can work full time remote and make 80k entry salary.
It's not. It hasn't been for a couple years. We've been hit by "professionalizing" and oversaturation of graduates. Can you still get in with a sec+, a kali box and a dream? Maybe, if you really meet the right people and get lucky.
Pragmatically though, that won't be the case for 99.9% of young people now, and if we care at all we need to counter the "everything is rosy" message people are using to sell boot camps. We are getting hundreds of cybersecurity grads and laid off professionals with work rights applying for positions.
How can organizations even take the time to look beyond that at hundreds more juniors with no degree, criminal convictions, a GED, needing a' v sponsor, etc?
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/01/2026
Oh my god people
An Instagram video screenshot of a man receiving Nokia phones 16 years late because of geopolitics and war. The comment reads “I bet they still had a charge” 🫠
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