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The Hacker

@hackertyper.bsky.social
117 followers 41 following 153 posts

I'm the hacker. I'm here to crack the secrets of this world's wide web. Keep it on the download.

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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Spit on it
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
>> these posts are getting less and less intelligible
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this is why i wrote your name on my hand to remember didn't even have to look though because its easy as fuck to remember you know it's like "oh shit there's susie the purple one" and i'm like fucking yea man i knew already. shit is easy as fuck i don't know the blu or grn one though. u like da sox?
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this is why i fuck with you susie you always keep it real
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I've been lobbying for a baseball field in the Castle Town but they keep telling me no and kicking sand in my eyes
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White Mage ✨ @hoops3on3.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm proteing my zoa they thought I was the link
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
On it boss
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
ive been saying
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i gotta figure out how to make money off of this I really Want To
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the driving hacker dot com
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
yea
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
From my playlist, something Bitter... It looked like 98 beings (quite)
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm The Hacker. Have you listened to my Spotify Playlist yet?
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
We must restore it...! Look through the Mansion's Basement...! Through the Castle's Trashy, too... In the Garbage Data. We can restore symptonize me dot com
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hacker needs his yum to look through the mainframe
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Put a little burgy in my hand they
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You stole my whole fuckin flow man
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i never needed rewards for my obbies. i show these fools the path because i'm a giver
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
bad ass honestly maybe it was just a passing pillar of light though
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The purple one, who owns everyone in the space… With their cotton eye and button face
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I was smoking here before you were born i got all the visors all the tshirts i got the venomshank i got the illuminum i traded with builderman. don’t fuck with us gamers the hacker has bloxxed one thousand lives in this wretched planet so yea
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Cathing in our Cathsle town just shot a beam out of their hands and kept walking
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
meet me on my battlefield
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Thanks Blue Woman (Cold) I can always count on having just met you
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Queen's Name is a bit like "Madeline" and "Madeleine". Does it matter? Yes
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Put a little Q5UE22E9234YYN on that bad something or other I don't know how to spell her name do not care
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Cyber World does not photograph well
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is The Hacker's ClaimCheck for the face. Do you understand? Thanks. I took it on a walk through my Cyberhood
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ralsei. @princess--ribbon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A Jarona's boy must crack the code to prove the worth of his himself
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
And the Hacker too
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
badass small ass though
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
That's why I fuck with you mysterious stranger up top [holding hand up to the corner of a dark room and not moving or reacting for 20 minutes]
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Find the MunchieMantle on the Throne of the Gods to protect against crumb type bullets!
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Me and you we gotta scavenge for some scribbles in this Children's Classroom World
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I cracked the code in a shop bathroom on the way back here it meant nothing to me
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I was on a dangerous quest with a Spade's King and a society's man to the outer reaches of this World's Edge. No-one heard about it because I dropped my phone because I knew it already sucked
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I've never met you but you're alright
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I've been saying
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
we are a veritable webring of secrets knowledge. gang
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Never played it but pretty lame obby it didn't even have a path giver or a sword at the end or anything. No badge or cool computer boot sound effect when you get the badge (because there was no badge)
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Don't Echid yourself that guy sucked ass. I wasn't there but the purple one told me all about it
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
the hacker has been out for years
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Pjackk Quote Bot @pjackkbot.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Can i get an inteligent man bitch to show me how to make xbox gifs
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I wish I could help you Navigate this Netscape. But I hope this Demo Scene helps. All I know is that 3 is the only one here that isn't correct. Best of luck! You're a bouncy little pumpkin, but a true CodeMaster Too!
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I asked the old Shopkeeper who has a clue, and they told me: "Two of the remaining words rhyme." "The two that come in a pair are a reason to exist, I suppose... But even if it's thrust upon you, you don't have to take it seriously. It's more fun if you don't! I haven't done mine in years! Hahaha!"
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The Hacker @hackertyper.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This is called SpeedHacks
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