Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have no idea what is going on in the world now but I know I'll somehow lose $800 000
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Do it Donny. Kill the economy. You won’t be reincarnated as a lotus flower if you do it but it will be still be funny nonetheless 020
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I was gonna stop stocking up my freezer with leftover catering food from work but now with everything going on I think I’m gonna stock up more because I think shit is about to get real real soon 000
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It’s not fair someone else’s vote is equal to mine. Mine should be equal to a million votes 010
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026fasting all day and then eating 3 meals worth of calories all at once 000
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Mormons wouldve created this already if they were allowed to drink alcohol 010
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Hello I own 50 cookbooks and I watch 9 hours of Joshua Weissman per day. I door-dashed all my meals this week. And I just bought more cookbooks. 020
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026🚨 BREAKING: The Florida Congress has passed the mysterious Ominous Act. Officials have declined to explain what's in the legislation, saying only, "It'll be a little surprise one day." 023
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Just heard Rick Astley’s never gonna give you up with a trap beat at the gym and it ruined the whole vibe 010
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Mamdani please invade the captialist state of Toronto and free us from the reign of doug ford 010
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026This post was manufactured in a facility that processes Peanuts, Tree Nuts, Soy, and Wheat. 000
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Practicing mitigating my social anxiety by purposely getting into arguments with strangers 031
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Mamdani got the Casio A700W-1ACF on. He's truly a man of the people 010
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Movie where a guy wakes up and he’s the only one who remembers Paul Blart Mall Cop and recreates it. 020
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026People don't realize how big of a falling domino spirit airlines going backrupt is gonna be 040
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 20/04/2026biking around to all the weed stores for the free samples today 000
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026why doesn't iran and the US just kiss and makeout, are they stupid? 000
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Landlord is pushing an above-guideline rent increase on me and another tenant, and the other tenant just casually told me he’s using ChatGPT for legal advice...media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie sits at a tableALT: a man in a suit and tie sits at a table 020
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 11/03/2026RUNNAH, ARE YOU FUEL TO OUR FIRE? TEEPEE 5 UESC OUTPOSTS ASK FOR "Dixie Nourmous" ON THE UESC INTERCOM (in a single run) 073
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I bet it must feel really good to be an electric car owner right now 020
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 06/03/2026People looking for jobs just look at you like this now when you ask how the job search is going. 130
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Working in the Toronto film industry is funny because there's at least one person on every set who's worked on MrBeast games and when you mention it they look at you like this 062
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026They're using the fake snow storm and manipulating the weather to cover up the fact that they're making more burgers 030
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 23/01/2026When you're on a diet but this fuck ass storm is preventing you from getting your 10,000 steps in. 000
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 18/01/2026🚨BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani will begin and fund the construction of a NEW 17 MILLION POUND MARIJUANA BRICK in New York City. Do you agree with this? 312339
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Why didn't Biden use his Biden Blast on Trump during the inauguration? 060
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Sorry but we have to boil you alive. I’m sorry man it wasn’t my call I’m just the messenger 030