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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴

@haakonsdotter.bsky.social
900 followers 1.5K following 37K posts

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Damn. "Closing time". It gets away from you. ANYWAY... You don't have to go offline, but you can't post here! Lulz Seriously, it's been great. You take care of each other. The evil agents of the state are out there listening. If we're all here next week, we'll catch up. Later! 🤘🦄
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
He's such a dork. Lulz He plays the good boy and all that, but every now and again, he's just wild. But hey, I give you soft bits, so he's got to give you the hard bits. Nyuk nyuk
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of these days... Lulz
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bitch. You let Jake Paul dog your old ass. You're now my least favorite part of The Hangover series. Make sure the check they cut doesn't bounce.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ah-ah. To this administration, right-wing terrorists and state terror are good. It's any and all opposition they have a hissy fit over. The mantra should be: "words mean nothing to fascists".
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lulz. So are you, big stomper-chomper.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Motherfucker you couldn't legally buy a condom in 1900. Fuck you.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He really has a thing for wanting to fuck people from the Adriatic Sea region...
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nope. He had a permission slip to come and pick up a guy whose own cabinet wanted him gone. And then he humiliated his puppet by letting the old regime stay in power in exchange for oil cartel money.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Make him. Make him watch it. His persecuting Haitians helped him get here. He needs to see where his bullshit leads.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Americans also have a plan to invade the Hague if they ever have their military or political personnel arrested. They passed it in 2002. Because, you know, they knew what they were going to get up to.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I mean, the Sith Grand Plan coming to fruition the way that it did could only do SO MUCH to create a movement that could swept aside. And, given how politics have played out in the real world, this is 100% accurate to how deeply people get into propaganda.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lulz. Still going to throw you over my shoulder.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's "boilerplate" shit. Nationwide agenda set by the Republicans and their think tanks, then rephrased for localization. They're franchising evil.
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Syl (Comms Open: 2) @theradtags.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In case anyone was curious: Warcraft Forever is very good and I'm enjoying it a lot. I can't wait for launch so I can hop in an RP realmset
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Like... Even evil people have principles. What happens here is they feed a bunch of calculations into their spreadsheets, check their political consultants (who are usually affiliated with Republicans) and then make a calculation not to help people they neither understand nor have empathy with.
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DF ---> Rampaging California!! @dragonfireny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Almost forgot. It's officially BULLS SEASON!! Going for the undefeated season this year 😎 🎨 @diddydooart.bsky.social Gonna stomp all over you~
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Rabbit Hole Studios @jenpallante.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Every time someone says "I guess you want Trump to win." They act like it's obviously the one and only clear path to victory. But this is what always happens. Every time. So Every dem that says that is just hiding: its what they WANT to happen because the Dems hate most marginalized groups.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lawl. It's a follower count, you big lug. I'm in my twenties. SHAO is the one born in the 1600s. And she's got over 900 followers, too.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lulz. Back at you, nerd.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lulz. You're part of the success, dude.
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DF ---> Rampaging California!! @dragonfireny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Random graffiti spotting
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I won't lie: I love his confidence when he's out of human form.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Shots fired!
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's an automated theft machine, Matty. It's literally evil tech. You're not anti-technology. You're anti-theft.
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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My dad told me stories about how my grandfather was like “this car thing will never catch on. People need to learn how to drive a team of horses,” and I really try and strive to NOT be like that in the face of technology. … But man, it really does seem like everything about AI sucks.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yet another episode of "This Dirty Bastard Doesn't Wash".
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The fall of capitalism is a natural course of social evolution. The fact it persists is the most unnatural shit in life today.
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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Literally, the invention of the tractor and the Industrial Revolution should have been the beginning of the end of capitalism and hard labor... But that’s not how it panned out. What happened was capitalists quintupled down, trying to extract as much from labor as possible, like blood from a stone.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lawl... You continue to surprise me with how brave you get.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey, dude! Feeling's mutual!
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lulz. You helped make it possible, ringtail.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You know what? It fits you like a glove, lulz. Need a hyena cosplay.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lulz. Your menace increases...
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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I bought the neatest little doohickey! Featuring @flammtay.bsky.social and @kinkeager.bsky.social’s animation!
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lotta hardware cats...
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lulz. Whether you're an amnesiac or a blackout drunk, every morning after is an adventure.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lulz. Nah. He likes you more.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lulz. What kind of Frosty the Snowman shit is this?
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
TRUE...
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Meanwhile, hit this today. 9️⃣ 0️⃣ 0️⃣ Thanks, gang. You're all sweet and I appreciate it. Hopefully I'll still be interesting at one thousand followers. Lawl But, seriously: y'all rock. 🤘🦄🖤
Screenshot: User page of Bluesky user @haakonsdotter.bsky.social. Currently has 900 followers, 1.4K following and 37.1K posts. From "The Unicode Unicorn" series, by @brushandquill.bsky.social
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lulz. Markie, How the fuck are you a step DOWN from the dog-shooter??? "So, like, is this because you guys were ordered to up your quota?" "SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU MADE THAT EMAIL WE CIRCULATED UP!" And men are "less emotional than women". Fuck.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lulz. Well, swords are more my little brother's thing. So, yeah, I feel better represented with an ax. Lulz
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's a ketamine addict who's abused the drug so badly that he admits it damaged his bladder that grew up in Apartheid South Africa and his mother moved away with him the second it ended. Like... there's literally no conception of what empathy is or what it's supposed to do: except oppose him.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's partly that. But, like, most film adaptations are never as hard on Christian zealots as King, himself, was in his books. People can bitch about it: but maybe they need to "take the beam out of their own eye before worrying about the dust speck in someone else's eye" or whatever.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So, anyway: about anyone who ever genuinely believed that Trump wasn't a Kremlin bitch???
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Those lupine urges...
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AXEL LYCAN »» FC2027 @axellycan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
first off: tons? second: they clearly do not have the fuel, and increasingly lack capacity to do so third: Russia is directly supporting Iran, the country Trump fucked the whole world's fuel and fertilizer supply line by attacking it on behalf of Netanyahu
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well, I know it wasn't @spottedmenace.bsky.social. He'd be afraid of catching something.
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