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@haacked.com
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Haacked @haacked.com · 07/02/2026
My shirt keeps telling me I’m absolutely right.
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Haacked @haacked.com · 04/12/2025
I know it's just a stochastic parrot, but sometimes Claude can be wryly dismissive:
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Haacked @haacked.com · 04/09/2025
I think GitHub's CodeQL scanning is broken. It looks like every successive warning includes all the previous warnings.
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Haacked @haacked.com · 30/08/2025
I think I broke Claude. This video is not sped up.
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Haacked @haacked.com · 23/07/2025
I was trying to find an old router in my order history on Amazon and how did I order this before I was born?!
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Haacked @haacked.com · 21/05/2025
I broke the AI again. Clearly Cursor is a fan of LISP.
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Haacked @haacked.com · 02/04/2025
I’ve been having fun turning my Ghibli images back to photorealistic.
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Haacked @haacked.com · 01/04/2025
My son has a group chat with his gamer friends and they made my photo as the group chat image. Don’t know whether to feel flattered or concerned. 😂
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Haacked @haacked.com · 22/03/2025
Saw someone in this shirt and laughed out loud.
Shirt with a UFO and the caption “Get in loser”
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Haacked @haacked.com · 11/03/2025
Is this what WINNING feels like? Trumponomics in action. Glad I unretired when I did.
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Haacked @haacked.com · 14/02/2025
Happy valentine's day! posthog.com/photobooth
Photobooth style photos of me posing for valentine's day.
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Haacked @haacked.com · 04/02/2025
It’s fun to dunk on Trump, but I’m also like “shhhhhh!” Once SNL makes fun of him for this, he’ll bring back the tariffs even harder.
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Haacked @haacked.com · 28/01/2025
Current status.
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Haacked @haacked.com · 24/01/2025
I got to name a cocktail on my birthday!
The Kanzo, an original Japanese whiskey cocktail by zekeishere
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Haacked @haacked.com · 24/01/2025
Haven’t figured out what to do with my third monitor so I like putting scenery videos.
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Haacked @haacked.com · 30/12/2024
Those are rookie numbers brother! 😝
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Haacked @haacked.com · 18/12/2024
O’Reilly did NOT choose the obvious animal for this cover.
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Haacked @haacked.com · 13/12/2024
If you’re in the Seattle area, definitely hit up Wa’z! Their December menu is amazing!
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Haacked @haacked.com · 04/12/2024
Current status:
An infinite pour of whiskey in a glass
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Haacked @haacked.com · 20/11/2024
Once a power source is located, the relief is palpable as the human’s devices drink all they can from the power supply.
A bunch of devices plugged into a surge protector.
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Haacked @haacked.com · 05/05/2023
Yeah, this looks legit. For sure.
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