Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026PRODUCT RECALL NOTICE Model: Mobile Intelligent Terrain Tracking Environmental Neutralization System Issue: Me Status: Recalled to my room. She is not sorry. The innkeeper wants a word. I am hiding #oc #rp #dndrp #drow #roleplay 1121
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026The Me-First has had many issues over it's many versions but they continue to improve in both mobility and durability. 000
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026INCIDENT REPORT: Problem: Guests at the inn report a silver blur tripping them in the hallway. Observation: Incidents coincide with MITTENS active hours. Hypothesis: The phenomenon is triggered by the act of cleaning. Experiment: I have deployed a Me-First in a maid outfit to sweep the halls as bait 180
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I like bright. I want to drink bright, alllllllll night. So bright. Bright. #oc #dndrp #rp #drow 1100
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Someone handed me a drink to go with the tacos. It has salt on the glass and a slice of green fruit. it tastes like, it taste Bright. I have had three. So bright. I can no longer feel my ears. This is fine. Everything is fine. The surface is fine. It’s so, bright #oc #rp #drow 2100
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The Surface has a specific day for a food. A Taco Tuesday. It is chaos. It is a structural failure you are supposed to eat. It falls apart in your hands. Bits everywhere. M.I.T.T.E.N.S. is eating the debris off the table. She is finally cleaning something. #oc #rp #drow #taco 1100
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Bag of Holding. Basic artificer project. Should have been simple It was not Things I put in come out Things near the bag just go missing. Small, shiny things. I think some of MITTENS runes bled into the matrix. The bag is knocking things off surfaces and stealing objects that do not belong to it. 2140
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 29/04/2026M.I.T.T.E.N.S. status report: She does not clean. She sleeps on my head. She has claimed my bed as territory and I am too tired to argue. Click hides in my pockets, refusing to come out. I built a cleaning construct and accidentally created a monster. The project is a failure. I am keeping her. 2120
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I am happy to report that Click has been found. In less than optimal condition. Mittens will need additional calibration. 2110
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 26/04/2026MITTENS update She has started knocking things off the counter. She is developing a unique personality. I did not program this. This is unprecedented emergent behavior in a construct. I should be documenting. She has also stopped cleaning. I am fascinated. The innkeeper, less so. #oc #rp #dndrp 290
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Floors. Counters. Any flat surfaces or hard to reach places 110
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 26/04/2026No of course not. She is designed to only clean and, Where is Click? 110
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Introducing M.I.T.T.E.N.S. Mobile Intelligent Terrain Tracking Environmental Neutralization System. Inspired by surface cats. They groom with methodical precision. Genius design. I simply improved it. She navigates floors, detects debris, and purrs when her collection chamber is full. 270
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Horrified! To fail so badly that the Mistress of the house would rather send me home instead of finishing my projects? This is why I can't sleep at night. 000
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Kitchen Update: I designed efficiency collars. They allow the wearer to power through fatigue. The staff has not stopped working in fourteen hours. Productivity is up 300% The inn owner is very pleased, gave me a bigger room. Before the staff would take breaks or go home. Now, they stay productive. 240
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Update: The new inn has a room for me Price: Helping in the kitchen after dinner I have been washing dishes for two hours. The system here is chaos. No sorting. No workflow. They just pile everything in a wet mountain. I need to optimize this somehow. #oc #rp #drow 050
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 17/04/2026New town. This is fine. I am standing at the entrance trying to convince my legs to walk in. People are staring. I am a dirt covered drow with twigs in her hair. This is fine. First impression: not ideal. But there are lights. And walls. This is fine. #oc #rp #dndrp #fantasy #mvrp #roleplay 2100
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 14/04/2026UPDATE: The hammock held for approximately 4 minutes before it gave out. The tent is also down. Again. Something keeps making noises and I have given up trying to identify it. I am sleeping on the ground tonight. Again. New town tomorrow. Clean start. Real bed. Please #oc #rp #roleplay #drow #dndrp 0100
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I tied the canvas between two trees with the rope I was using. Now it is a suspended sleeping platform. I am calling it, A Partial Victory. I am off the ground tonight. Click approves. Today is not a total loss. #oc #rp #dndrp #mvrp #drow #roleplay #fantasy 190
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Camp is a problem for future Ha'rin. Present Ha'rin is taking a bath. The lake is cold. There are things in it I cannot see. One of them touched my foot. But the water is moving and the moon is out and no one is here to look at me. This is almost peaceful. Something touched my foot again. #rp #drow 190
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026The problem with not having a home is not having a safe warm shelter to practice setting up safe warm shelters. I have been staring at this collapsed pile of canvas and poles for forty minutes. The instructions assume you already know what a tent is. I do not. Click is unhelpful but supportive. 290
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 09/04/2026The sun is worse the next day. I did not know that was possible. My glasses are on their highest filter and it is still too much. But there is a fountain. In the square. The water is moving. It sounds like the resonance chambers back home. I will sit here a while. My head hurts. #rp #oc #roleplay 170
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026The innkeeper says I cannot have a room. But as long as I keep buying drinks, I can stay inside. This seemed like a fair compromise. I have had two drinks. I do not feel my face anymore. Stairs are difficult tonight. #rp #oc #drow #dndrp #roleplay #mvsrp #fantasy 1120
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026*Looking up with a smile* You, you really do.. think, you think i can do it? 120
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Looking up at you. Then looking around the room. Then back at you. Slowly shaking her head side to side "no" Looking back down at her notebook, whispering "This is normal. This is normal. This is normal" 220
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026*Pulls out a notebook and starts drawing up diagrams* "I... we can... I can. make, I can make, the rain, hot" 110
Ha’rin @ha-rin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The innkeeper said the door runes are property damage and I need to buy a new frame or leave. I IMPROVED the door. It had NO security. Now it has arcane protection and a proximity alert She was not impressed I am being evicted #roleplay #rp #fantasyrp #dndrp #oc #drow 2120