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Professional hacker. Gamer. Foodie. Twitch streamer. Cat dad. h4ck.ninja

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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 13/09/2026
I didn’t walk at my graduation this year for my Master of Science degree, the school did some things I didn’t support. But I have my MS degree and I’m applying to a PhD program. I won’t know if I’m accepted for a few months, but here’s my accomplishment. I graduated with a 3.95 GPA and honors.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 05/08/2026
FedEx, what are we doing here? It's 2026, and you're still saying I can't have a longer password? And what's with "can't contain quotes, tilde (~), or less than or greater than symbols"? Really? #security #passwordsecurity
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 28/03/2026
"OffSec sent an email recently. In the marketing co ..." Read more at h4ck.ninja/2026/03/28/they-told-us-….
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They Told Us It Was About Skills.
OffSec sent an email recently. In the marketing copy was a single sentence that told the truth: Prefer to only keep your certification active? You can still purchase the Annual Maintenance Fee ($145) separately without access to the additional labs, training content, or practice environments. Read that again. They are
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 03/03/2026
I asked Amazon's Rufus to give me the length and width of a roasting pan in bananas. It didn't disappoint. 🤣
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 25/02/2026
Life has been unnecessarily cruel lately. After I finished my Master’s, a series of events occurred. So, I decided to reclaim some time for myself and here’s my attempt at char siu ribs, salt and pepper veggies with fried garlic, and a side of rice. Would definitely be doing this again.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 24/02/2026
When an app asks to link to your email to “track packages,” it’s asking for inbox access. Would you feel comfortable with a third party reading your emails? History shows companies don’t always use synced data the way you think they will. Protect your inbox. It’s more than shipping updates.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 07/02/2026
"There is a paradox at the heart of modern software ..." Read more at h4ck.ninja/2026/02/07/but-the-busin….
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But the business …
There is a paradox at the heart of modern software development. Business decisions drive revenue. That's expected. But increasingly, the business is also allowed to directly drive software development decisions - often without meaningful technical or security guardrails. The result? Products are shipped at ever-increasing speed and velocity - while
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 06/02/2026
I realized it’s been a while since I properly introduced myself, so here it goes: 👋 I’m h4ckNinja. I stream on Twitch and play all kinds of games including adventure, story, and more. I also cook and bake. I enjoy sharing a part of me and getting to know you all. I'm a professional hacker. I break
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 05/02/2026
The tapestry of life, for all its wondrous splendor, is only complete when threads of all colors are woven in. Let those threads into your life with love and kindness and something beautiful can be made with your own hands.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 02/02/2026
There’s a lot going on right now. You may be sad. You may be angry. You may be feeling a whole range of emotions. All are valid. But take a break and hug someone. We have a very long road ahead of us and the only way we are going to survive is together.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 27/12/2025
Sir Astro in his natural environment. When he’s not causing mayhem. #caturday
Cat sleeping in a bed
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 25/12/2025
Astro says Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
A cat inside a Christmas-themed bag
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
In Australia, after his team won the championship, the football captain went into the stands to bring Sammy, their waterboy who has Down's Syndrome, to celebrate with them.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 06/12/2025
New year, new me. Well, newish year. Almost there. :p But I’m really happy with how it turned out.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 30/11/2025
Hey. Hey. Hey you. I'm live! Come laugh, relax, and unwind before Monday. twitch.tv/h4ckninja
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 11/11/2025
id games using Quake engine and Source engine games like CS had a fun physics quirk. Using bunny hopping (bhops), circle jumping, or strafe jumping, you could accelerate across maps. Today’s games have largely fixed these, but they’re a unique piece of gaming history.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 11/11/2025
Insurance covered nothing from my eye visit because they called it a “routine checkup.” Pulsating rainbows aren’t routine. It wasn’t an emergency, but it could’ve been. What if it was a stroke and I stayed home because insurance wouldn’t cover it? This is how people die. The US is in trouble.
This is an image of a medical bill with text describing that the patient is fully responsible for the bill as insurance refused to cover the cost of the medical bill.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 31/10/2025
I had a somewhat scary experience today - I started seeing a rainbow in my vision. That can be dangerous - signs of a stroke, retinal detachment, not good stuff. They dilated my eyes and I look like Astro. 😂 The good news is the doctor thinks it was just an ocular migraine.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 28/10/2025
Salt and pepper pork belly over rice. Not bad if I do say so myself. Of course plenty of lessons learned, but for my first time, not too bad. #food
Bowl with rice, homemade salt and pepper pork belly with fried jalapeños as garnish.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 17/10/2025
If you are staying in a hotel room and find that the peephole is painted over, let hotel staff know. The peephole is there for your safety. #personalsafety
Photo of a peephole painted over.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 09/10/2025
It’s been a year. I started my Master of Science degree journey in October of 2024. Time flies when you’re drowning in assignments? Petition submitted. My last courses end in January.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 27/09/2025
If I could choose one thing to share with someone else, for them to feel what I feel, it would be the depth and splendor of kindness. Kindness heals and makes way for the most beautiful parts of what it means to be human. We have such a capacity for caring about ourselves and each other. #reflection
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 24/09/2025
Toe beans and a side eye. 🤣 #cats
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 23/09/2025
It looks like I’m going to TwitchCon! It’s been … a lot of years since my last TwitchCon. If you’re going, let me know. I miss friends and I would love to make new friends. #twitchcon #twitch
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 19/09/2025
I’m looking for an artist that can do some product design for me. I’d need a commercial license for the art. Anybody know an artist? *sits back and waits for the bots*
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 18/09/2025
The world would be a better place if we started doing more of this: thenicestplace.net
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The Nicest Place
A nice place to visit on days like today.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 08/09/2025
I’m really pleased with how these popovers turned out. #food
Four golden brown popovers in a muffin pan.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 23/08/2025
Wrapped up a pretty good week with some Korean BBQ. Finished a term for my MS program with A’s in both classes, I was accepted to speak at a conference, and a publisher seems initially interested in my book. I can’t say who or what just yet, but 👀. Still, I wouldn’t have minded a dinner buddy.
Short ribs on a Korean barbecue grill.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 21/08/2025
I was accepted to speak at @pancakescon.com!
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a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose into a paper bag ..
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 20/07/2025
Donkey Kong crash out - it kept putting me on the wall 😭
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 03/07/2025
I went to a rage room. I definitely recommend it if you want some stress relief.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 03/06/2025
Happy Pride Month! To my LGBTQIA+ friends, I care about you. Be yourselves but please be safe. And happy Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month! My guys, you are worthy of love and the joys of life. I struggle too. I know those sorrows.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 25/03/2025
Did anybody else get hit over the head with active versus passive voice in school? I know I did. @microsoft.com ;)
A screenshot of Microsoft Copilot introduction screen with Grammarly correcting the passive voice used in the description.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 15/03/2025
Me: Master’s degree is kicking my butt. It’s so rough. Also me, an overachiever:
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 08/03/2025
Hot take: As a developer, I think @gitlab.com is under-appreciated in the tooling ecosystems - RubyGems, NPM, crates, etc. all lean towards GitHub. It's time GitLab gets treated as a first-class citizen in the ecosystems.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 27/02/2025
My Nintendo Switch is in for repairs for a spicy pillow problem. 😭 I guess I won’t be finishing TotK any time soon.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 23/02/2025
For my author friends: Passive voice vs active voice. I sometimes use passive voice to convey a different feeling than active voice, but school papers don't like that. Long live passive voice? What are your thoughts?
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 22/02/2025
I'm behind on my homework. Again. But gotta take a breather from time to time. Happy Saturday!
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a poster that says `` good morning and happy saturday '' with a sun and butterflies on it .
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 17/02/2025
Hey @sarahkey.bsky.social I clipped that for you. www.twitch.tv/sarahkey/cli...
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 02/02/2025
I hope you have a fantastic weekend. Give yourself some grace. You are doing great.
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SirKatelyn @sirkatelyn.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Black history is American history. You cannot rewrite that no matter how hard the new administration tries. Happy Black history month 💜
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 30/01/2025
Jeffed all six on the point.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 27/01/2025
Never in a million years did I think I’d get to go to a Nintendo event. 🥲
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 22/01/2025
For my software dev friends - semver, yes or no? I like semver because it makes sense, it's easy to track, and it has wide support in various tools. However ... more and more recently, I'm questioning whether to keep using it. Thoughts?
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 18/01/2025
I took Korean cooking lessons. We made three different banchan recipes - Seasoned mung bean sprouts, soy braised potatoes (in the photo), and a soy chili tofu. 😋
Potatoes boiling in a soy-based sauce
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 12/01/2025
This is true in cooking and humor. 🤣
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 10/01/2025
New Blog Post - "Should you hide version numbers?" is out! Check it out at h4ck.ninja/2025/01/10/should-you-hi….
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Should you hide version numbers?
This was a big problem for Equifax in 2017. Equifax, of credit reporting bureau infamy, suffered a significant breach in mid-2017 due to a missing patch for Struts. There certainly are real-world consequences for not maintaining software.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year! I don’t know what this year will bring for us but I hope this year brings happiness and peace.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 29/12/2024
Hot take: I don't like using em dash because I don't like the way it looks. I will not apologize for this.
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h4ckNinja @h4ck.ninja · 27/12/2024
I was looking at domains to buy, as you do, and I saw my provider offering Handshake domains - domains that are decentralized and managed with blockchain. Interesting TLDs available, like .c0m. Google's offering (buff.ly/3IqVFlH ) TLDs like .zip, now there's .c0m? What could go wrong? 🤷
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