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@h0m0saywhat.bsky.social
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Pretty sure @no1kn-w.bsky.social is gonna bring an end to my #softcocksaturday any minute now. 🤞😈🍆 #scs
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Spring has got me feeling sprung 🍆😏 #fcf #notdead
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Haven’t done one of these in a while. Hopefully we won’t stay soft much longer 😏 #softcocksaturday #scs
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
💔💔💔
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Not to brag but … 💅👬🏻 And I finally got to fully enjoy the video @no1kn-w.bsky.social sent to me when I was in office yesterday 💦🍆🥵 #fcf #husbos
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Wednesdays, amirite? 🍑👀🥵🍆
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Hopping on the bandwagon here. Wasn’t as prolific in 2025 as I would’ve liked for reasons, but cheers and wishing all you pervs a very happy new year! Drop your fave nudes from 2025 😘🔥😈
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
How do you feel about a guy wearing a pullover hoodie and nothing else? 🤔😈💦🥵 #fatcockfriday nooner inspired by @no1kn-w.bsky.social #fcf
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
*tap tap tap* 🎤 Is this thing still on? 😈🍆🫠
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The grocery store on Saturday night is the weirdest place. Yes, that is a flosser in the urinal #softcocksaturday #scs
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
This is sure to not stay soft for much longer thanks to that hottie in the background 🥵🍆😈 #softcocksaturday #scs featuring @no1kn-w.bsky.social 🍑
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
He just won’t go down. Must be because it’s #fatcockfriday🍆🤤💦 #fcf 📸 and 💦 courtesy of @no1kn-w.bsky.social
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Just some random dick pics today. Anyone wanna play with it? 🍆😈😘 #monochromemonday #mcm
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Post-coital softies and natural light. ❤️‍🔥🥵😵‍💫 #softcocksaturday #scs Ft. @no1kn-w.bsky.social 🥰
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Before and after a little clean up. Happy #fatcockfriday! 😈🍆💈
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Sweaty #fursday. Wish I could work up a sweat some other way today 🥵😏😈
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
He gon’ shake that ass and them pretty tig old bitties (huh) 🤭🤪🍑 #doingmybest #humpday
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The view from under my desk most days I work from home 😉😈 #tummytuesday #testicletuesday #toweltuesday (not pictured)
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Waiting patiently for @no1kn-w.bsky.social to address this softie 😈🍆🥵 #softcocksaturday #scs
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Happy #fatcockfriday! Enjoying all the hot dick on my feed today and looking forward to a sexy weekend 😉😈🥰
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Happy #fursday! Friday can’t get here soon enough 😉🍆🥵
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Got a little cheeky while making dinner 😉🤭🍑 #humpday
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Cousin Vinny @mvinny.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
⚠️ PSA ⚠️ I *always* want the link to the alt.
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Tried to get a little bit of all the Ts today: tiddies, tummy, testicles, and towel 😊🍆💦 #titsouttuesday #tummytuesday #testicletuesday #toweltuesday
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
So not ready for a new work week 😫 Anyone wanna help me kick it off with a bang? 😏🍆😈 #monochromemonday #mcm
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Busy day, but never too busy for #softcocksaturday. Hope y’all enjoy! 😉 😊
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Fourteen years ago today, @no1kn-w.bsky.social and I said to the Chicago city clerk, “no, you got our names mixed up,” but “yes” to each other when we had our city hall civil union the very first day we could in Illinois. Love you, babe. Here’s some early photos of us fucking.
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Happy #fatcockfriday to all who celebrate! Anyone wanna help me finish this job? 🥰🍆🥳
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Good hygiene is very important 💦🚿😉 #fursday #thighthursday
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
In an effort to participate with my community, I humbly offer my submission for #humpday, and damn, I don’t know how some of y’all contort your bodies to get those thotty masterpieces, cause this was uncomfortable 🥵
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Never posted full body before, but I’m a wee bit hungover and figured I’ve already posted all the parts I’m most insecure about, so why the hell not. Happy #softcocksaturday (and soft body Saturday for me)! 🫣🫥😶‍🌫️ #scs
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Photo on the left, about 6 months together (May 2006). Photo on the right, nearly 20 years together (May 2025). We’ve always been smut peddlers, @no1kn-w.bsky.social 😆🍆🍆😏 #fcf #fatcockfriday
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
As per usual, all your #humpday posts had me dickstracted today (both the 🍑es and the 🍆s) 😵‍💫🥵🍆💦
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
@no1kn-w.bsky.social always knows how to start our #sundaycumday off with a bang 😏🍆🍆🥵
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
What @no1kn-w.bsky.social walked in on me doing right before we ****** 🍆😈🥵 #fcf #fatcockfriday #gaysex
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Got an early workout in today and hit the steam room for #toweltuesday. Anyone wanna give me a steamy late workout this afternoon? 😶‍🌫️🥵🍆😏 Also, it’s my birthday, so please send noodz. 🥳
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
We have unfinished business 😈⚔️🍆 #monochromemonday #mcm
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Beautiful day for a bike ride through the forest preserve 😌🚴‍♂️😮‍💨 #softcocksaturday #scs
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This #fatcockfriday, I’m sharing the retake of the video I intended to post Tuesday. Hope you enjoy! ☺️😮‍💨 #fcf #bate
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I so rarely need to dress for work, thought I would take advantage of it for #humpday (which I also rarely take part in). Please be kind. 🫥🫣🐫
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
This was supposed to be a video, but oh well. It’ll do for #toweltuesday. 🤷🏻‍♂️🍆💦
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Super tired today and wishing I could spend the day cuddling in bed 🥱 😈 #monochromemonday #mcm
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Missed #sundaycumday and #monochromemonday, so catching up with today’s #toweltuesday submission. Hope I’m still eligible for at least partial credit 🤓😈🍆💦 #scs #mcm #bate
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Happy #fatcockfriday! The weekend can’t come soon enough for this guy 😮‍💨🥱🍆 #fcf
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Yes and yes 😜
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Hitting up the archives for today’s #monochromonday offering. This was a very fun afternoon work break with @no1kn-w.bsky.social 🥰😈💦 #mcm
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I guess I’ll have to try later for a #softcocksaturday post 🤷🏻‍♂️🍆☺️
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Hope everyone has a joyous and self-indulgent #fatcockfriday. I know I needed one. 🍆💦😌 #fcf #bate
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What? @h0m0saywhat.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Semi #softcocksaturday, still dripping, fresh from @no1kn-w.bsky.social’s 🍑 #scs 👬🏻💦❤️‍🔥🥵
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