(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 23/09/2025i wish to be reincarnated as a piece of yeast in an instant yeast pouch 010
(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 04/05/2025botching a frontflip and having the top of my head scrape the concrete, ripping my entire scalp off 000
(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 14/03/2025hitting someone with a ceramic teacup in a pantyhose stocking 000
(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 01/01/2025EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 021
(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 27/10/2024i just ate a slice of bologna and now everything smells like feet 010
(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 19/10/2024dontcha just love it when one of your socks spontaneously has a big fucking hole in it for no reason 000