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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
they built a dollar general in my brain
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
i wish to be reincarnated as a piece of yeast in an instant yeast pouch
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
pull my finger
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
why do the Melvins have 3 songs with "Larry" in the title?
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
jerking off with WD-40
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
my body is full of tar
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
oughf
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
computer
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
yo mama so f
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
manifesting a piece of toast into a strangers abdomen
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
strapping a claymore mine to a toddler
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
what
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Ozzy Osborne parody album called diarrhea of a mad man
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
[in Duke Nukem voice] It's time to put gum in my ass
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
why do old people like heath bars?
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
midget in combat boots the size of his legs
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
coughing up a dryer sheet
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
it smells like butt in there
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
stapling my buttcheeks together
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
botching a frontflip and having the top of my head scrape the concrete, ripping my entire scalp off
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
fuck
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
handicap capable jackass stunts
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
bill gates
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
lawncare video thats edited like a ytp
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
alcoholic chili
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
bitches & money
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
the cube calls my name
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
hitting someone with a ceramic teacup in a pantyhose stocking
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
HELP! I CANT FEEL MY POOP!
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
seals should experience flight
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
winzip popups are the #1 leading cause of aids
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
ATM: automatic trout machine
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
pewp
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
i just ate a slice of bologna and now everything smells like feet
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
dontcha just love it when one of your socks spontaneously has a big fucking hole in it for no reason
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
maiden voyage
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
peanut butter & fuck-all sandwich
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(H) @h-btwn.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
shit
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