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Gytha Lodge

@gythalodgeauthor.bsky.social
2.2K followers 191 following 22 posts

Sunday Times bestselling author of the Jonah Sheens series and other crime to come. Obsessive tea drinker and pun maker. Mostly silly.

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Gytha Lodge @gythalodgeauthor.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
My lovely lodger just revealed that when she first looked round the house, she'd sort-of forgotten my name, so when she saw all these multiple copies of different books by one person she thought I was an actual stalker. But she still chose to move in because we have a dishwasher. 😂😂😂
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Gytha Lodge @gythalodgeauthor.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
FINALLY!! Announcing Dead To Me - a standalone thriller, featuring dark academia, a missing woman, and a very messy breakup. Meet disorganised, brilliant journalist Anna - and moral, pigheaded detective Reid. Their relationship ended eighteen months ago, but now Anna's missing...
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‘Dr’ Dorothy Koomson @dorothykoomson.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Lovelies, it’s just over two weeks until we get come together for our very first ThrillFest. Will you be coming on 13 February? Tickets are £15 (plus booking) which is an INCREDIBLE bargain to see 7 bestselling authors. www.eventbrite.com/e/dorothy-ko... See you there, yes? X
Poster for Dorothy Koomson’s ThrillFest 2025 on 13 February 2025
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Gytha Lodge @gythalodgeauthor.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year all! Thought I might brighten your day with this ray of sunshine from 14yo: "I messaged everyone I knew saying I hadn't had a shower this year a minute BEFORE midnight." (I would like to state here and now that I am only *technically* related to him.)
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Gytha Lodge @gythalodgeauthor.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
There's an enormously long corridor at the site where I'm doing contract work atm. It's crazy long - like you can barely make out people's faces at the far end. The best thing about it is the potential for major awkwardness. For example: 🧵
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Gytha Lodge @gythalodgeauthor.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I LOVE a Nikki Smith humdinger! Can't wait for this. 🤩
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Gytha Lodge @gythalodgeauthor.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This mucker is at the next table in the coffee shop and HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONCENTRATE ON WRITING?!
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Gytha Lodge @gythalodgeauthor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I made pecan pie, and had a load of leftover mix from having assumed my pie dish was the size of the Atlantic. I have now made up for this by looking at an empty jar of Biscoff Spread and going "I think that'll just fit." LOOK HOW WELL IT FITS. #mostsatisfyingthingever
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Gytha Lodge @gythalodgeauthor.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I can confirm that this sometimes happens in my industry.
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Gytha Lodge @gythalodgeauthor.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
How many of the 1k quote shares of this are like: "Most high res photo of Uranus yet." Asking for a friend...
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Gytha Lodge @gythalodgeauthor.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Ok, I'm in! Who else?
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Gytha Lodge @gythalodgeauthor.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Waiting for next teacher at 14yo's parents' evening, I find myself remembering my proudest one: Year 5. A fab teacher said "I love having him in the class! We have such great chats. He used to sit in front of me, but I had to move him to the back because I wasn't getting any work done." 🥰😂😂
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