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@gyoza13.bsky.social
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33 🔞 | bi guy 💙💜🩷 | gay married LA, California rhythm gamer | dumpling dude | home cook | ice hockey Colorado Avalanche beatmania IIDX 八段SP | BEMANI boomer

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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 21h
i hate this stupid bitch
Muse by Meta
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
almost left my beans in the car
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
$10.99 for a scallion pancake it’s so over
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 24/08/2026
CLAY OVEN
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pronouncing Pinochet like Tinashe
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
two days in Vancouver was not nearly enough, especially coming back to this 100 degree LA heat
a view of the towers along Marine Drive from the Oak St Bridge in Vancouvera tree-lined road with partly cloudy blue skiesa tree-lined road, some tree leaves are turningA view from Richmond from the No.2 Rd bridge in Richmond
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i’m getting mixed signals here boys
CLOSE YOUR EYES ‘Open Your Eyes’ MV
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
every time someone plays videos loudly on their phone in public i want to start a nuisance arms race by blasting sneakernight by vanessa hudgens in response
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i only poured this water 4 u only poured this water 4 u 4 u 4 u
Water 4 U storefront
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fuck sam altman, fuck dario amodei, fuck mark zuckerberg, fuck jensen huang, and fuck everyone in genAI that has condemned us to live the rest of our lives forced by elder relatives to watch slop videos that are “so funny”
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what day of the week do you associated with broccoli cheddar soup? for me it’s tuesday
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why is brady tkachuk on the tv? i’m trying to have a nice day
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look at this gorgeous orbweaver i saw walking in to the office this morning
the ventral side of an orbweaver spider resting in the center of its web lit from behind by the morning sun. each of its legs transitions from red to beige distally, punctuated by black bands. two white spots are visible as ventral markings
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cafeteria dumped 8 fl oz. of orange sauce on my orange chicken 😭
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m teslaphobic idc
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the new RE film was great
Vista Theater Marquee for Resident Evil in 35mm directed by Zach Cregger
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
can we get this over with already
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tinashe
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
meta announces their latest product: shit from a butt
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The 9 games that shaped who I am went with titles i have very fond memories of from growing up
9 games that shaped who I am: DDRMAX, No One Lives Forever, beatmania IIDX 12 HAPPY SKY, Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Goldeneye 007, Ocarina of Time, Animal Crossing Wild World, Soul Calibur III, Lumines
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what is the psychology behind dumpsters? it’s like as soon as people decide something is trash, they no longer feel responsible for it in any way
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
and i oomf
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there is a new guy at work who is dressed so sluttily (commendatory)
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
nobody despises the governor of california more than me
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Screenshot of the introduction in Pokémon yellow showing pikachu surfing through a rippling blue wave on a sea shell  Screenshot of the introduction in Pokémon Yellow flying in a blue sky filled with pixelated clouds while being held up by bubbles
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
might go crazy and have a third sparkling water
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ok i’m going to buy Day & Night in Japan because there are two bonus tracks
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Metro Mapper LA — Daily #189 (Easy) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Ⓜ️ metromapper.net
metromapper.net
Metro Mapper — Test Your Transit Knowledge
How well do you know your city's transit system? Play and find out!
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
reading the news and seeing comments from people you don’t follow is like, damn everyone is so stupid
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
QTP with 10 games to get to know you 🎮 Zelda: Oracle of Ages DanceDanceRevolution EXTREME2 beatmania IIDX 22 PENDUAL Lumines Pikmin 2 Resident Evil 2 Soul Calibur III Hollow Knight Horizon: Forbidden West Pokémon Platinum
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh wow
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SMILE! :D plus+ remix album
drawing of Candace Flynn kicking open a door saying MOM HOLY FUCK
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
gay couple lookalike phenomenon is evolving cute gay throuple where the third guy looks like an exact combination of the two husbands
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen you have done it again, constantly raising the bar for us all and doing it flawlessly
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you ever feel like maybe you died a decade ago and have been living in a coma world that’s trying to give you subtle clues that your family back home is crying and telling you to go towards the light
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
reading the news and seeing comments from people you don’t follow is like, damn everyone is so stupid
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
knee bursitis, just another joy of being in my 30s 😍
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i’m sure me blasting Next Level Charli in 6:30am LA traffic is exactly what Charli envisioned when she wrote the song
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
idk i just think people got by totally fine 15 years ago without willingly turning their own home into a panopticon of dubiously wifi connected smart cameras and microphones
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
having grilled mackerel and all the fixings for a traditional japanese breakfast: 10/10 having your home smelling like oily fish at 5:30am: 0/10
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
me: i’m exhausted me: what if i made tikka masala at 7pm to use up the half can of crushed tomatoes from last week
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sick and tired of monchhichi
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
god i hate google WHY can’t i remove a random account from the youtubd share dialog box after opening a linked video that had their user info included
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
moon, 12% the body of evidence grows
@jepsenpattern on instagram infographic stating the word moon appears in 19 Carly Rae Jepsen songs, roughly 12% of all her released music
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i need an egg roll something fierce
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
nahh actually i dont want to explain myself on that one
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rhythm h(evan) 🥟 @gyoza13.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a guy wants (gumbo) what a guy needs (gumbo) whatever keeps me happy and sets me free (gumbo)
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