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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru

@gyarufucker.bsky.social
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☆Tomo yapping and RT alt ☆Like "Gyaru, Motherfucker", not "Fucker Of Gyaru" ☆Treating this like Tumblr 2014, feel free to mute ☆Not actually NSFW lol ☆Avi: @dolcevt.bsky.social Please watch Turn A Gundam (1999)

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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Geordie Greep next tour gonna be a residency in Tel Aviv
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Eat the rich means vtubers who can afford a uselessly $30k model btw
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Frost Children are genuinely like a negative aura band. Just complete fucking unoriginal losers who make bland uninspired music that would suck even if they weren't abusive gaslighters.
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Started watching The Boys and then found out like 6 episodes in that it's Israeli as fuck so I'm just stopping lol
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i'll be straight up: even in 2015 i think you were dumb for driving a tesla
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I've sucked quite a few dicks and I still don't think I could ever be more faggoty than American patriotism is
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Duskbloods PvP fucking suck because these sweaty virgins can just stand in front of you and spam attacks and it stunlocks you and you just take the loss, but when you do that to them it doesn't work.
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
No matter how The Elder Scrolls 6 turns out, the soundtrack will suck because Bethesda cut ties with their good composer who turned out to be a sex pest and replaced him with an Israeli imitator of said sex pest.
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
burning hot take, but Arca is so fucking mid bro, this new album is just as slop as everything else she's ever done
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's so funny how people still post that one cringe ass Rina Sawayama festival concert video as some kind of "epic own" to Matty Healy where she tells two easily refutable lies about him then goes "and also he watches porn" Like ooooookay girl, lmk when you make an album that isn't dogshit
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It really is crazy how Avatar Legends puts into perspective how dogshit of a game Street Fighter 6 is at its core
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is the worst type of guy. Unable to restrain himself from making a gotcha when the first good thing in over a decade happens.
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I still think all the time about how tragic it was that Noname destroyed any microscopic drop of honor and credibility she had as an activist by platforming and defending an antisemite on her last album. She went from the best in the game to a complete fraud in a single day.
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
How is Hizaki 47!?!? He still looks 22 at best omg
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"AI is going to replace us" I'd love to see AI microdose this THC soda, listen to stoner doom metal, and jack off its gender nonconforming gock to Japanese MILF porn.
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Just heard "I'm A Controversy" by Ado 😬 Some of the most dry production I've ever heard a professional chart topping artist on. How does everyone glaze her so much?
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
RYM is actually one of the most pathetic websites on the internet, just from a staffing and moderation viewpoint. Just saw a page correction for a Japanese album that said fucking Oricon isn't a valid source to backup a correction. Are we deadass?
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
How is he this self-aware but the new album was that dogshit!? www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tAM...
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Behind the Track|'The Less I Know The Better’ by Tame Impala
YouTube video by Mix with the Masters
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
got a temp ban on RYM for saying that calling J-rock "Shimokita-kei" is both wrong and racist, both of which are true
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Wait, they cancelled the Bahrain and Saudi Arabian grand prix this year because of the war? Holy shit bro, they're gonna be driving rust buckets next year without the oil money lmao
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Nick Cave feels like he's slowly falling down a Kanye-level spiral perpetuated by the grief of loss and it's really sad to see. He's still objectively one of the greatest musicians to ever do it just like Kanye, but holy fuck man every year he comes out with a new dogshit take.
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Obsessed with the fact that only the first two tripleS subgroups have their own Wiki articles and then they just stopped giving a shit about making pages for the other ones...just like everyone else stopped giving a shit about tripleS after that point too lol
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Just heard "Gnarly" by Katseye for the first time and all I'll say is Sophie didn't die for this shit
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Man idk if I should even still use this account, I do all my yapping on main now anyway lmao
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Praying a new Boris album is in the cards for 2026 man, it's crazy that W, Heavy Rocks, and Fade were all 4 years ago now, I think this is the longest they've ever gone without dropping a proper full album.
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
The irony of tesla making environmentally friendly cars despite that fat fucking cuck Elon lobbying so hard for AI
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
dude what if Mr Beast was called Mr Boner!?!?
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Just got so insanely stoned and am about to listen to all 3 of the Weeknd's first trilogy albums from front to back in a pitch black room. I have pasta and ice cream in the kitchen. AMA
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
dude Led Zeppelin really would have been such a sick band if Robert Plant didn't have top 5 shittiest voices of all time
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Let’s put this into perspective: Dark Souls 1 released just a few weeks before Skyrim did. Are you already seeing where I’m going with this? In the time Bethesda has been playing with their dicks instead of making TES6, FromSoft’s entire mainstream catalogue was made and released.
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I think what makes The Elder Scrolls 6 just so pathetic (and Starfield too) is how Bethesda used to have a 2-3 year development cycle. Skyrim and Fallout 4 only took about 3 years each.
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
New season of Tekken was so dogshit that it made Harada tap out lmao
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
It's actually crazy how much better Prettifun is than Che, but it's always the less interesting ones that get more famous. Che is so tragically mid lmao
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Every employee working on AI tools that isn’t a CEO need to see the irony that they themselves are digging their own career’s grave every single day at work. Like how are people working on AI at Epic Games or whatever and not realizing that they will be fired and replaced by AI?
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Zentreya becoming a chud grifter was not on my 2025 checklist woooo buddy If anything, this basically 100% confirms that she's a stinky man pretending to be a woman tho lol
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Do you think weeaboo rappers who finally go to Japan end up really disappointed when they find out how abysmally dogshit and uncreative the Japanese rap climate is rn? Like holy hell man, there is so little original shit coming out. Gone are the days.
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Wait the Oscars actually require movies to have like several PoCs in them to qualify for a fucking award? Okay yeah no I kinda get why chuds are mad, that actually is "forced representation" as gross as that is to say lmao
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
We are Charlie Cuck
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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Another gyaru doodle! fun outfit on this one~
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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Funniest comm this month ngl. Gyaru-dos
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I've been pretty adamant in defending how good that last 2hollis album, but him using a blaccent on this new song is not fucking it, and I do not believe I will be able to defend him anymore if he does this on his next album
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Dudes be like "yeah, my music taste is pretty heavy, it's scaring the hoes music" then you look at their charts and it's just Sleep Token and Bad Omens, and if you show them Converge they get scared, like the hoes
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Frost Children is just Brokencyde for zoomers who aren't old enough to know who Brokencyde is.
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
New Danny Brown album would be so good without that annoying shithead from Frost Children yapping in my ear at the end of every song.
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Seeing the Frost Children continue getting more popular and doing all these collabs is so fucking disappointing after seeing what they did to Haru Nemuri.
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
pretty insane how Grimes basically ruined her life and career because she got a little too horny for a billionaire and now she’s too busy raising his kids as a single mother to make music
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
idk man i just think "school-themed" vtubers are fucking weird
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I miss when Atarashii Gakko felt like an idol version of Midori. Their entire 2020s output has gotten progressively more boring as they just keep trying to be "whacky rappers wow so zany"
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 09/10/2025
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Thee Motherfucking Gyaru @gyarufucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
More like Gay Gayber @jay.bsky.team
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