David @gxusm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Status: messaging the nearest guys on Grindr for help because having bought wine I now find @titandog.bsky.social and @trakkendog.bsky.social don't actually own a corkscrew. 6260
David @gxusm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Get your ass up to Manchester this weekend and you can have mine 120
David @gxusm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Maybe you need to collar an admin-orientated boy to do this for you 😜 110
David @gxusm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fascinating fact: the world's largest repository of written Polare is the scripts of Round the Horne. 120
David @gxusm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My Boss recommends this: www.amazon.co.uk/OneTigris-Ai...amazon.co.ukAmazon.co.uk 100
David @gxusm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Cage check photos really need date and time stamps. And security seals on the keyhole 😜 000
David @gxusm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Clapping - Very GoodALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Clapping - Very Good 010
David @gxusm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We shall keep a careful eye on the colour and positioning of your hankies throughout the evening. ... When they match our own interests, we'll then pounce on you. 120
David @gxusm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh, just don't put anything sharp, or any chains or locks, in your cabin luggage. 000
David @gxusm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I guess the same rules apply to cabin luggage, but with the note that you have to be comfortable explaining to a security agent that it's a sex toy. They won't be upset - they've seen it all before. 100
David @gxusm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you're talking about your hold luggage, then unless it's something specifically prohibited (ie dangerous), which it won't be, then you can take whatever you want without issue. 310
David @gxusm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ok, there must be some background to this :) Side note, I didn't know about Bernstein's private life. Having now read his Wikipedia article, I think you're probably right! 010
David @gxusm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comVillage People: 'In The Navy' DanceALT: Village People: 'In The Navy' Dance 110
David @gxusm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026On Saturday I had a lot of fun with @titandog.bsky.social learning about caning at @spankguys.bsky.social 🥰 6577
David @gxusm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Come get in my sling. Blindfold, gag, and restraints mandatory 😈 100
David @gxusm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026So, Fetlife exists then, yeah? No 'nearest kinkster to me' service, but good profile/group/community stuff. 692
David @gxusm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comAudience Clapping and ApplaudingALT: Audience Clapping and Applauding 030