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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 1h
(Terribly bombing at open mic night) Any Spirit Temple fans out there?
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I’m at the Hotel Motel Mario Inn
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2h
History’s Greatest Noob
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2h
Link who made you small. Stop looking angry and explain the situation.
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2h
I hate it when Ganon shows up and scary music starts playing
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2h
Put that magic meter away young man
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 3h
Kiyaaaaa~! Ganon-kun, please don’t use your lightning magic on me again!
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 5h
Goronu has entered Art of Phoenix stance!
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 6h
I need you King Harkinian
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 8h
(Watching a Mario 64 speedrun) STOP!!!! YOU’RE HURTING HIM!!!!
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 8h
(Gwonam’s nunchaku routine goes horribly awry when Grandpa’s urn gets introduced)
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 8h
Horses are dogs that enjoy dying in mysterious ways!
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 8h
I’m trying to learn Lesbian Magic but it’s very difficult. What do they have that I don’t?
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 12h
Have you fallen in love with me yet?
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 12h
We’ve received an urgent missive from Wolf Link! It reads, “Aroo roo roo roo roo.” Who fucking wrote this.
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 15h
PS6, Xbox 720… I’ve played them.
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 23h
Someone left a cardboard box full of baby Links outside the bodega that’s disgusting
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GWONAM SMOKING A CIGARETTE BEHIND HYRULE CASTLE EYES CLOSED TIGHT FIGHTING BACK THE DEMONS TRYING NOT TO SCREAM
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m eating twelve hoagies right now!
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BeeKirby @beekirby.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
His greed sickens me.
"Oogtar want!"
-Oogtar
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Imagine pretending to be Yoshi and convincing Mama Luigi to tell you bedtime story
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tell Yoshi bedtime story you son of a bitch
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We ball.
youtu.be
soccerina of time beta
YouTube video by bradyONE
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The bird!
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/k5g-nbr7uDk?...
youtu.be
Astronoid - Admin (Official Audio)
YouTube video by 3DOT Recordings
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
(Half-ass beat) it’s the pee ess triple and it got no games
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Bold of Skull Kid to give Link a challenge based on time because that dumb ass can’t read a fucking clock
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
(Ranting, three drinks in) My hints work because they’re FUNNY!!! Who wants to follow a boring-ass hint? “Go north to find something.” Who gives a fuck? Now I would say “Dude if you go north you’ll get your dick blown off secret style.” Now THAT’S a hint!
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
You rescued the orphanage, Link! Now your orphan ass can head back in there! No one wants your ass, lol!
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
It’s Spamton! GET HIM! KILL HIM! KICK HIS FUCKING ASS! STOMP HIM INTO THE FUCKING GROUND! RRRRRAAAAAAAAA! KILL SPAMTON! I WANT HIM FUCKING DEAD! I WANT SPAMTON KILLED NOW! AAAAAAAAAARGH! KILL SPAMTON FILL HIM WITH HOLES! KILL HIM DEEAAAAAD!!!!!! PUT HIM IN THE FUCKING DIRT AND BURY HIM!!! MAKE HIM R
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Maybe we could defeat Ganon if you weren’t such a punk ass
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
We’re all getting together to kick Duke Onlkled’s ass later if you’re interested
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
(Digimon Frontier US intro theme) YOU TUBE POOP!!! Look to the ASS As we head for the PINGAS To reclaim the MUSHROOM KINGDOM
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Nice catch, Blanco Niño!
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My fuckass son that has powers
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My boy got himself the Jingu Bang
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Come on Link we’re taking you to the Slut Dungeon and letting come what may
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DROP THAT TOWEL, LINK. DROP THAT DAMN TOWEL.
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(Gwonam coughs and blood appears in his palm. He quickly hides it from Link) Let’s keep moving, Link. Just a bit further.
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
King Harkinian has just emerged from an eighteen hour marathon session of Fortune Street covered in sweat and blood, which could mean anything
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bro. We are going to die in Gamelon.
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s like a Rowdy Rumble in here
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚽 <- Watch out for these
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NASFACTS @nasfacts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one of a favorite things about a nascar is that driving it
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ganon you are FUCKING under arrest!!!!!!!
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I sowwy mommy
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look Link, a jungle camp!
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(GWONAM ROLLS UP TO GANON’S CASTLE AND PLAYS THE SIMPSON GAMER INTRO SOUND AT MAXIMUM BASS)
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