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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Jack Smith reminds me of how integrity and truth in politics is a thing of the past. I refuse to give in to lying, so here is a nugget of heartfelt truth: "President" Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer is the shitstain in your underoos that can never be cleaned. Whoa! The truth really does set you free!

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Even at my advanced age I managed a wet dream while napping today! I dreamed Jack Smith was the US Attorney General! Is that weird?

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I highly doubt that...um...person(?) ever left his county, never mind flew on a plane. What that ridiculous shit proves to me is that "President" Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer is a result, not a cause. Also, holy fuck, did that guy(?) ever successfully breed? That's scary shit right there.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Is today an anti-Communism day or a pro-Communism day or an anti-Socialism day or a pro-Socialism day? I want to make sure to wear the correct outfit.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Xi to Putin: "Damn! That was way too easy!" Putin to Xi: "Right!?! I told you it would be." Xi and Putin: "🤣😅😂🤣😂🤣"

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The pilot for my morning flight is a furry flying squirrel, so I'm good. Still, furry bunnies are inarguably the best pilots, especially on those short-hop local flights.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

By any true metric, "President" Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer is a traitor. So, being a traitor to the country and the Constitution, shouldn't that cancel any future immunity the Supreme Court Jesters gave him? Just curious. 🤔

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Well of course "President" Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer wants to make his Arch de Trumphuck into a military readiness complex because...Biden.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I have a suggestion for all reputable media outlets: Open every newscast or article with one truthful statement about "President" Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer (convicted felony, child rapist, thrice impeached, etc.), follow with every story a glowing one about Biden, Obama, Hillary, Kamala, etc.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Is it just me or has the definition of "winning" changed? I don't remember winning sucking so much.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Glad to see this administration is fast-tracking the destruction of our home planet. Cool that I'll be able to tell people I witnessed the end of times. 🤔 Hmmm...let me rethink that.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

$24.34 plus a $3 tip for a tuna sandwich, a cup (not a bowl) of soup and a coffee from my local diner! Winning sucks.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The faux "President" presently wasting space and oxygen in the White House needs to keep any mention of 9/11 the phukc out of his mouth.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

More ridiculous than "President" Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer offering $5k bribes for votes is the very real fact that there are still millions of people who will vote and then actually anticipate a check for $5k. No one proves P.T. Barnum more right than "President" Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Football does not belong on any pay channels. Full stop.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Using the same unreproachable standards of investigative journalistic integrity as Fox News, I was able to ascertain through anonymous sources that "President" Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer's closest aide's name is actually Natasha "Natalie" Harpova! I see a Pulitzer in my future!

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Nobel Peace Prize recipient President Barack Obama never dyed his hair. Just sayin'...

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

One of the issues with this country seemingly headed towards the end of our democracy is that it's being handed over to the dumbest dumbfucks this country has ever been cursed with, led by the dumbest dumbfuck of all. That's "dumb" with a "b", because people don't know "dumb" has a "b" in it.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

With the recent reporting on our missile and armament stockpiles being dangerously depleted, coupled with the very real possibility of Putin attacking a NATO country, it seems highly likely to me that Putin encouraged "President" Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer to attack Iran. A brilliant subterfuge.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dear God: Please correct Your aim. That's two - TWO - errant shots in two days! How hard can it be? You're omnipotent for Your sake! Thank You for Your attention to this matter. Regards, A Concerned Human

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

There may have never been a time in human history when there was such a dramatic and stark difference between two internationally known people. One is a heaven-sent angel and ambassador for humanity who is returning home. The other is a shitstain that not even Satan wants. It's 5:00, Dolly. Peace.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Before there can be any absurd BS talk from "President" Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer demanding to rename Lake Ontario, he must first prove he can actually locate it on a map. He can't.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I believe we, the American people, could get more than enough signatures to petition the Canadian government to annex the U.S. as it's 11th province, especially if we promise to install Nobel Peace Prize recipient President Barack Hussein Obama as it's Premier.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Suzette Sommer reposted me; I made it!

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It's pretty obvious to me that there are powerful people (Putin?) that have something on "President" Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer (probably Epstein related...and worse). What I want to know is what does Jabba have on Chief Justice Roberts? Epstein related...or worse? Just thinkin' out loud...🤔

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Which of "President" Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer's family members has a newly formed business interest in steam-powered aircraft carrier launchers?

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"Dear 'President' Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer: You are going to need to make a hard choice because we are broke. Reverting one carrier to steam launch is going to cost you (us!) 9 arches, 5 ballroooms, 133 reflecting pool repairs, and 18 catering trucks. Choose." Problem solved. No retrofit.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Breaking News: It has just been verified by my high-level anonymous source that the Secret Service did not inform "President" Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer of the threat to his life. They instead simply painted McDonald's Golden Arches on the catering truck and Jabba did the rest all by himself.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

To me, there can be no other explanation for why "President" Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer has failed so spectacularly: He came into the job, in both 2016 and 2024, with absolutly zero intention nor interest in doing anything at all other than feed his greed, hubris, and ('24) staying out of prison.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I understand the need for data centers. They are a result of our own making. Unpopular view, I know. But, DCs can easily be built so they only use natural energy sources from wind, sun, water, etc. There is zero reason other than greed to do otherwise. They can also be built near town dumps.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Dr. Anthony Fauci and his team saved millions of lives. "President" Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer and The Fake Kennedy team are responsible for the death of human beings the world over. If you still can't pick a side, you're a hopeless, babbling, ignorant idiot. But, of course, we know that already.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Wait a sec! Are you telling me that "President" Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer sometimes...lies? Who'da thunk it?

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

What truly befuddles me is what, exactly, do the monkeys in this administration "get" from actively taking healthcare away from its citizens? It seems their "thinking" goes something like, "Everything is unaffordable for most Americans, but we can do better than 'most.' Cut healthcare!" Good plan!

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I ate bad fast food today, but had no time to do otherwise. My BK meal of an Impossible Whopper, small fries, four chicken nuggets, and a water: over $16! No bullshit, more than $16. I'm not talking about a BK in NYC or KA, either. We are phukced, America, absolutely phukced.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Sticking to my diet just got easier: I slobber down two pints of Cherry Garcia with a lettuce-based salad chaser.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

They are second to none in the world and must be recognized as such and applauded, but the fact that the Secret Service are incredibly excellent at their job, without regard for politics or personal beliefs, kinda sucks right now. They are brave women and men charged with keeping douchbags safe.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The L.A. Dodgers' PR department has its work cut out for them.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Between the astronomical prices for food and the ongoing parasitic lettuce fustercluck and the fact that President Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer makes me vomit, seems like the right time to start a diet. I'm reading far to find the bright side, huh?

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

"Explosive diarrhea caused by a parasite" is the perfect metaphor for President Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer and his administration.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

So, if I'm understanding this correctly, President Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer just paid $5 million to prove to the world that he is, in fact, a rapist. Art of the deal? Winning? No one knows more about raping women...?

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning. He didn't say anything, so I held a mirror to his nose to see if he was breathing, but there was no reflection.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The best thing the US Men's Soccer Team could do would be to not play Folarin Balogun today. It would show true integrity and sportsmanship. As an enjoyable byproduct, President Jabba The Grifting Pedoführer's head would explode and he would again be embarrassed in front of the entire world!

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I suffer from a previously unknown sensory malady that is baffling the greatest medical minds. Whenever I see even a photo of "President" Jabba The Grifting-Rapist Pedoführer or hear Jabba speak or hear someone speak about Jabba I can smell him and it is far more putrid than you can ever imagine. ☠️💩

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The Mt. Olive pickle company is about to have it's best quarter ever, and by far. All the company did to improve sales was to simply do the right thing. People noticed. Seems like an effective business model to me.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I'm considering celebrating the July 4 holiday...in England.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

It is going to be so hot over the next week that biologist are predicting an unprecedented algae bloom in Washington DC.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

The temperature is going to be so hot through the July 4 weekend that health officials are urging the 7 people planning to attend the America 250 State Fair to stay home.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

According to President Jabba The Pedoführer, so many people are attending his America 250 thingy - mostly big burly blue collar men with thankful tears in their eyes - that it's causing the earth to tilt on its axis which, in turn, will cause winter to arrive six months earlier this year. It's true!

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

President Jabba The Pedoführer IS NOT a strongman. He is a weak little pile of shit. He appears strong only because we have a pathetically weak and spineless Congress. Had the Republicans stood up to him to protect the Constitution from the start, Jabba would not "be" strong. Now, it's too late.

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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

President Jabba The Pedoführer has video proof that Joe Biden vandalized the reflecting pool. Or...wait...no, it was Hillary Clinton that vandalized...hmmm, no not Hillary, the video proof clearly shows Obama, probably, in full camouflaged scuba gear slicing and dicing...

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