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Bipedal; generally. Albeit my preference is to approach life at a forty five degree lean.

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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yep, a low iq shouty bloke climbed to the top of the slippery pole twice. America is politically broken.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They call him the adult in the room. That’s merely in the context of the weasely sycophants around the orange swamp monster. Lil‘ Marco is a whack job in his own right.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Danni Tommo’s school for Islamist girls on an outing.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Goodness, John appears to have aged markedly from yesterday.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ha, the current White House squatter, by all accounts, only has a small yeti stick.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Middle America is so stupid. Israel is (at a rapid rate) becoming a nation of state sponsored terrorism as ill educated high breeding Haredi Jews come to dominate the tolerant progressive electorate at large. This election is a tipping point for Israeli society: Global community or a fringe cult?
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Perhaps the orange swamp monster could release some pressure by removing his rancid nappy clad @r$€ from where he plonked it on the Ayatollah’s hairy prickly bosom.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The West could’ve hermetically sealed lil’ putler in a concrete bunker three years ago. But no, dithering & the orange swamp monster mean many more lives & much treasure lost. Fk authoritarianism.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Choke on your silver oyster spoon lil’ nige.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hmmm. Brainy kids writing / directing code, having life experiences amounting to little more than: bedroom, to Uni, direct to Bond villain powers. Humanity will be fine….
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’d prefer it if your voice was muffled by your black balaclava tubby wee arron.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, right on. Your average five job gig economy London worker would love her taxes to sponsor some rich tourist spiv, rather than provide say a NHS dentist for her & her family.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just goes to show the UK Greens are not a political party with a coherent vision for the future of the nation - they’re still in their putative protest phase. I’m as progressively liberal green as they come, but couldn’t vote for this party as it currently stands.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reform is akin to the Watchtower organisation. Perverse fantasy grounded in delusion.
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
♥️💐 rest in power & paradise lovely soul 👑♥️💐🕊♥️🌿
Dr Gladys West, has died. She is the mathematician behind the creation of GPS
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Estate agents (a renowned below par species) know diddly squat about international diplomacy.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fascism starts at home. Evict the fascist White House squatter then.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Red Ed as Chancellor could’ve put this nation on track into the future, implementing Victorian levels of Green infrastructure. Eyebrows Andy too timid for that so it seems.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
May you grow up to be a real man with a real job young George. Either the family spits their silver spoons from their own gobs, or we the people do it for them. A millennia of them: time is well & truly up.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ukraine doesn’t need a weak USA anymore. They have a strong Europe.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In a nation of globally diverse immigrants, on a land inhabited for 20k yrs prior, why has ‚America‘ not had an indigenous president?
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I remember living in NYC in Y2K, walking down a massive isle of breakfast cereals. Do you think I could find a sugar free muesli? Not a chance.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I initially read that as ‚times of embroidered racism‘. No doubt many deadheads wear it like a badge.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Because all religion is bs, & all religo‘s zombies in thrall of a greater bs.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The man who turned the orange swamp monster‘s incoherency into something resembling intelligible deeply regrets doing so: www.newyorker.com/magazine/201...
newyorker.com
Donald Trump’s Ghostwriter Tells All
In “The Art of the Deal,” Tony Schwartz helped create the myth that Trump is a charming business genius. Now he calls him unfit to lead.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Do it! Double down on the Green agenda & set this nation on the path to the future. Spend boldly now for generational benefit.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Best laugh this week.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Never hate, just deep distrust of anyone that views life through the prism of any religion. Religion is a control mechanism, always has been, always will be.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
On the other side of the pond we‘ve always considered him a giant arsehole.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I’m a little perplexed by this god fella. Apparently he sacrificed his only son, suggesting he also had daughters. Given his omnipotence one would assume his girls achieved a bit. No?
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
And that’s the Orange Swamp Monster‘s ‚best‘ attribute.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Reform are a sad little incel cult of 30p Lee‘s lead by a pied piper who’s singular party trick is wet squeaking a rancid bigoted tune from his warm ale Rothman’s ring piece.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
B0ll0cks. You cannot lump every enterprise under this MSM umbrella. I very much respect & value the journalism & opinions of my two main go to‘s: The Guardian & The Economist.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Even amoeba are embarrassed by the Orange Swamp Monster‘s lack of functional intelligence.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Scum does what scum does.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I don’t agree with various bits of Blair’s essay. But his central theme of a government devoid of direct message rings very true.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
And a gazillion other bad things aside. Positive attributes? I suspect there none.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
When you’re at the top of the food pyramid then everything is grub for omnivores. Who’s to say which critters are cellophane wrapped at your local supermarket?
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Yet Biff from BTTF has got away with it his entire life. Just goes to show a thick bully with a silver spoon up his….can blag it all the way in spineless American with nothing more than self belief.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Swum out and around that a few years back. A gorgeous piece of the UK.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
What the….? When did my mother-in-law get her PADI licence?
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
There are but two factions in trump‘s head. Grab pussy, grab burger.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Proud atheist who lives by shared human values. All religious creeds freak me out. Religion has never been anything more than a human invented control mechanism. 21st cent: Wake up vain people. We’re critters. Dead is dead.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The orange swamp monster is not dementia ridden, it’s always been that vain, capricious & thick. As for trading one cult for another…..
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Grotesque killers.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Has been his entire life.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Yep. Borrow heavily to make Britain the absolute world leader in renewables. It’s such a virtuous no brainer on so many levels: Employment, training, youth, climate, economy, energy costs / self reliance. The financial payback will come soon enough.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This is what is wrong in the world. When the über rich use private jets like ordinary people use motorcars. Rory McIlroy: „ I did a couple of days where I dropped Poppy to school, flew up here, played, landed back home & had dinner with Poppy and [wife] Erica. I did a couple of day trips like that“.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Jesus has never been more than an urban myth.
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guzzigrowler.bsky.social @guzzigrowler.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Myth on myth.
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