Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 2hThe creators of The Office should digitally remove and change every reference to Cornell from the show, but it might be difficult to find a replacement university 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Data centers are putting a dent in the La Llorona industrial complex. 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can't wait for the day when the ghost of a mixologist haunts a speakeasy. 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 01/10/2026With flock cameras, Carmen San Diego wouldn't make it past San Diego's city limits 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If AI is so smart why hasn't it conquered the world yet? 010
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Since they don't want to help our country, they want to spend time manufacturing gotcha moments that never happened. If you are going to use sports as a weapon, know the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and Iowa Hawkeyes 020
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Would be a shame if your baking powder wasn't pure 110
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We really took care of all that stupid empty space in downtown Denver 220
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The old man would not be happy with the state of the city 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That pick-six was almost as good as tonight's Lanterns episode 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sorry guys, I've been watching the new episode of Lanters, what did I miss 210
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don't trust anyone who says Monopoly is their favorite board game. 050
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Should you be worried if you hear crows cawing after dark? Asking for me 030
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hope Trump goes to every remaining Chiefs game. 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How did that visit by the orange guy go for Tennessee? 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Even money that we see a Waymo drive through the Parade of Lights. 030
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I expect to get kicked out of Doors Open Denver tours after I constantly mention don't trust a big flying buttress and a smile 130
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The price of King Soopers ground beef has gone down a few bucks per pound, so you know what that means 310
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We don't need a new season of American Horror Story because we are living it right now. 010
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm just glad that the algorithm hasn't started showing political ads just yet 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When did bribing a politician become illegal in this country? 010
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My grandma would make yellow cake when she had a sweet craving and made my version. It could definitely be considered cortadillo, minus the pink frosting. 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I still believe the Rockies have what it takes to lose 100 games this season. 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 22/09/2026May Trump TV go the way of Trump Steaks, Trump Airlines, Trump Water, various Trump casinos, Trump University and anything Trump touches 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 21/09/2026With the Paramount/Warner Bros merger inevitable, don't expect a season 2 of Lanterns 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Did anyone ever order spaghetti at the Old Spaghetti Factory? 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The Spider-Man cameo in the last episode of Lanterns was surprising. 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I don't know much about DC geography, but is Midway City Chicago? 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Did anyone know Mahomes had to rehab an injury during the offseason? 100
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I may be a regionalist but the worst form of know-it-allism are people from Chicago. 010
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just a friendly reminder that Doors Open Denver is the time of year when any Denver native can legally walk into any building without any repercussions 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The reaction we get from Democrats every time the President demolishes a building he has no right to demolishstatic.klipy.comThe Simpsons: We've Tried NothingALT: The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing 011
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 16/09/2026At least there's hope that the Rockies can still lose 100 games this season 020
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sinestro would be a good villain in the next Ocean's movie 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I still don't understand why you'd trust anyone named Sinestro 010
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Tom Cruise at tonight's MNF game makes sense now that he has a movie premiering soon 000
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Broncos had a good runstatic.klipy.comGrandpa Simpson's Classic Entrance GagALT: Grandpa Simpson's Classic Entrance Gag 011
Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I can confidently say if needed, I can do an unprompted 15-minute talk about Star Trek, the Ocean's franchise (except Ocean's 8) and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 010