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Marcelo Duran

@guyincognito303.bsky.social
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e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.

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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 2h
The creators of The Office should digitally remove and change every reference to Cornell from the show, but it might be difficult to find a replacement university
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Data centers are putting a dent in the La Llorona industrial complex.
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't wait for the day when the ghost of a mixologist haunts a speakeasy.
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With flock cameras, Carmen San Diego wouldn't make it past San Diego's city limits
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
K-Mart made the best hoagies.
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If AI is so smart why hasn't it conquered the world yet?
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Since they don't want to help our country, they want to spend time manufacturing gotcha moments that never happened. If you are going to use sports as a weapon, know the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and Iowa Hawkeyes
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two days until it’s Monster Mash season
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Would be a shame if your baking powder wasn't pure
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder how the view looks now
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We really took care of all that stupid empty space in downtown Denver
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The old man would not be happy with the state of the city
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
‘Topes win
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, time for bed
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That pick-six was almost as good as tonight's Lanterns episode
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry guys, I've been watching the new episode of Lanters, what did I miss
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't trust anyone who says Monopoly is their favorite board game.
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So why is Choosin' Texas coming up?
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Should you be worried if you hear crows cawing after dark? Asking for me
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope Trump goes to every remaining Chiefs game.
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How did that visit by the orange guy go for Tennessee?
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Even money that we see a Waymo drive through the Parade of Lights.
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hardee's is better than Carl's Jr
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I expect to get kicked out of Doors Open Denver tours after I constantly mention don't trust a big flying buttress and a smile
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The price of King Soopers ground beef has gone down a few bucks per pound, so you know what that means
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We don't need a new season of American Horror Story because we are living it right now.
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm just glad that the algorithm hasn't started showing political ads just yet
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When did bribing a politician become illegal in this country?
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My grandma would make yellow cake when she had a sweet craving and made my version. It could definitely be considered cortadillo, minus the pink frosting.
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I still believe the Rockies have what it takes to lose 100 games this season.
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
May Trump TV go the way of Trump Steaks, Trump Airlines, Trump Water, various Trump casinos, Trump University and anything Trump touches
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Your mom is a Manhunter
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
With the Paramount/Warner Bros merger inevitable, don't expect a season 2 of Lanterns
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did anyone ever order spaghetti at the Old Spaghetti Factory?
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Spider-Man cameo in the last episode of Lanterns was surprising.
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't know much about DC geography, but is Midway City Chicago?
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did anyone know Mahomes had to rehab an injury during the offseason?
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
'Topes win?
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Huge game for the Rockies tonight
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I may be a regionalist but the worst form of know-it-allism are people from Chicago.
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just a friendly reminder that Doors Open Denver is the time of year when any Denver native can legally walk into any building without any repercussions
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The reaction we get from Democrats every time the President demolishes a building he has no right to demolish
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The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
At least there's hope that the Rockies can still lose 100 games this season
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sinestro would be a good villain in the next Ocean's movie
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I still don't understand why you'd trust anyone named Sinestro
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tom Cruise at tonight's MNF game makes sense now that he has a movie premiering soon
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Broncos had a good run
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Grandpa Simpson's Classic Entrance Gag
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Huge game for the Rockies tonight
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can confidently say if needed, I can do an unprompted 15-minute talk about Star Trek, the Ocean's franchise (except Ocean's 8) and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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Marcelo Duran @guyincognito303.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lanterns is just Space True Detectivd
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