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Vairos

@guycalledvairos.bsky.social
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18+ only. Thirsty on main. Insatiable Gloria simp. 31 years old. Master of procrastination. Writer of all things dumb. NSFW.

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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Heavy is the crown, and who else could possibly comprehend the pressures of leading as royalty? Well, Queen Elinor might have a few ways of demonstrating that crushing burden to Ardan. 🎨: @espectro111222.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Ardan decided not to arrive to comic con in cosplay, but fate (and gravity) decides that he'll be leaving in it - cosplaying as Babbs's new panties! Starring @babbsthegoat.bsky.social and drawn by @shamelesss.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
No matter how hard he tries to avoid trouble, it seems Ardan can't even sidle through a crowded nightclub without falling victim to the industrial press of two partying pachyderms powerfully plapping posteriors. Animation all done by the spectacular @kazecat.bsky.social for Crushing Force!
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Slowly, steadily, the dragon danced with the unicorn. The vagrant and the queen. Ardan and Elinor. 🎨: Octopoodle on FA
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Queen Elinor felt like something was amiss in her little fairy tale cottage, until Ardan helped her to find exactly what it was that she was in need of: A chair that felt just right! 🎨: @doctorsoul.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Just got back from seeing Iron Lung at the cinema and picked up some cool Iron Lung merchandise while I was there!
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Somehow I've sunk back into that trend of watching a shitton of video essays about competitive yu-gi-oh before realising I hate competition yu-gi-oh.
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
After getting caught trespassing in the Canterlot castle, Ardan might think the worst thing to happen would be meeting his end. Instead, it gets worse when the end he's introduced to is Celestia's! Art by @parumpi.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Kitty Kat has ways to make people talk. Kitty Kat has ways to make people stop talking. As Ardan is quick to learn, she's very good at using her thighs for both. @doctordj.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Once a year, horror returns to Bleekshire. The Carnival is here, wearing familiar faces. The performance comes to its grand finale, but it seems the spectacle will be peeling the Ringmaster off an elephant's butt rather than any trapeze stunts. 🎨: @shamelesss.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Someone somewhere is having a VERY good day right now.
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Sorcha can only handle being at eye level with Keira's gigantic, pachyderm belly for so long before instinct overwhelms her. Keira feels the tongue against her navel and knows she's going to be in for a GOOD night. 🎨: @totesfleisch8.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Keira the bellyphant will, for a price, prove to you that it does in fact take a little over ten seconds for her gut to stop wobbling after it's been slapped. 🎨: @therayoutofspace.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Keira never had any issues with showing off a bit of skin with her outfits. When you're eight foot tall and weigh over a thousand pounds you tend to have a lot of it to show off as it is. 🎨: @mainlinemojo.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Not for the first time!!!
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Super kind of you to offer!
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Collecting screencaps from The Bad Guys 2 and something about this one in particular spoke to me.
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Keira may not be too into cosplay herself, but when she sees the outfit her girlfriend's been making for her, she's all too happy to become the Chelephant. 🎨: @patacon.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Ardan thought he might be able to claim the Dragon's booty at the end of his heroic quest into the depths of her lair. As it turned out, Dragon was all too happy to oblige - but the gold stays where it is. 🎨: @shamelesss.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Ardan takes a shift as a security guard on the exact night Rouge the Bat has planned her daring heist! Can the dragon handle this thief's bosom-themed stealth takedown? Probably not! 🎨: @bigdad.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Shipwrecked again, Gloria the Hippo may not have a couch or an armchair or even a beanbag, but what she does have is Heksile and Ardan on whom she can rest her oversized, wobbly rump! Heksile: @testsubject410.bsky.social 🎨: @doctorsoul.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
When Ardan volunteered to help a local long jump champion out in her training, it never occurred to him that he'd be doing so as the target for beating her personal best. 🎨: @doctordj.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
To escape the flood, Ardan stowed aboard the ark. But after getting caught and passed around between Kariel, Panthy, and Bruma, he still finds himself drowning - this time in booty. 🎨: @gulpspooky.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Kairel and Bruma don't get on well as Ark cabinmates and they can't even share Ardan without it turning into a competition of who's got the bigger butt. 🎨: @gardenminttea.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Caleb has a show in a few hours and expects his ass painted in lipstick kisses by the time he hits the stage. Ardan might need a little break, but in Caleb's eyes, time spent breathing is time that could be spent smooching. 🎨: @slugdisaster on Twitter.
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Cryptid Caught on Trailcam 4K Real (OMG This is Insane) Tenebria isn't herself when she's hungry. Art by @therayoutofspace.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
There are things that lurk in the woods, things that hide and things that creep and, very occasionally, things that hunt. Tenebria is one such entity, and Halloween always draws in the easiest prey. Art by @PardusLiberty on Twitter!
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Does the presence of Tenebria startle you so much you've lost your voice? You can barely stand to meet her gaze, unable to raise your eyes beyond her neckline. You seem practically scared stiff by the mistress of the macabre. Art by @patacon.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
And the clothed alt! Art by the brilliant @kindofabigseal.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
After a car wash and a show, Caleb insists Sorcha leave a five star review, or else he'll have to consider opening his very own "Dragon Wash" Art by the fantastic @kindofabigseal.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Whoever said yoga was relaxing never shared a session with an elephant. Well, maybe it is if Keira wanted you to take part in a way that isn't as the yoga mat. On the plus side, Ardan has to admit afterwards that his back has never felt better. Great art by @mainlinemojo.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
What Tash lacks for in shame, she makes up for in sizeable quantities of ASS. In fact that might be her most winning feature, which is fairly easy when any others are in a supply as short as she is. Fantastic art by @patacon.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
In case you still had any doubts about how real Sorcha's gigantic bust was, the dragoness is all too keen to show off. A few quick flourishes and off comes the bra. Go ahead and take a good, long look. Fantastic art by @patacon.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Be keen to see how this goes
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Sometime Caleb takes a shift as a bouncer for a night at The Maw. He's not so interested in security, but if you make any amount of trouble then he'll show you the way out with his gut. Art by @aspenafterdinner.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Arianna peers over her shoulder, down her back and past her tail to get a good look at her new outfit. Ardan is too dazed to say anything. Instead, he is ready to play the role of panties. Art by the excellent @trinityfate62.bsky.social Arianna belongs to @aspenhoss.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Things can never go quite as Sorcha plans, least of all when her elephant girlfriend, Keira, is involved. A trip to the waterpark literally goes south! Art by the tremendous @Shamenando on twitter. Check out the full accompanying story on FA: furaffinity.net/view/44461195/
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
The downside to being a shortstack is Tash has a hard time reaching the top shelves. With her snacks hidden, she enlists Ethan to help her. Can he put his back into it and keep his face out of it long enough? Ethan belongs to @garsupial.bsky.social Art by @doctordj.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Sorcha and Keira take a vacation to make the most of a sweltering summer. The resort offered breathtaking views and it seems most guests would agree that's exactly what they found. Art by @patacon.bsky.social FA Upload: furaffinity.net/view/52666062/
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
No matter where Ardan goes, he can hardly stay out of trouble. Now, he's clinging on for the sake of his intact pelvis, but it's doubtful the branch will be keeping him from the horny, horny hippos below! A wonderful sketch by @doctordj.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
The lady of the lake watches you approach. Queen Elinor smiles, knowing she doesn't need to say a thing, waiting for you to make the first move. Are you brave enough to step into the water and join this unicorn beauty? Gorgeous art by @patacon.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
The product of a morning. Slowly working my way up to confidence with painting.
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
To counter Ardan's button-mashing technique, Tash decided to counter with her own butt-mashing strat. Unfortunately for her, Ardan still came out on top. Art by @sharb.bsky.social who just knocked this one outta the park. FA link and story: furaffinity.net/view/45420298/
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
A dance with Caleb at The Mad Dog's Maw might sound nice, but be careful. This fat shark can work up a hell of a sweat and he has his own ideas about what a good dance partner should do. Art by www.furaffinity.net/user/justmeg...! Story: www.furaffinity.net/view/28325801/
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
With art by the ever-wonderful Octopoodle, Sorcha discovers the dangers of napping with a restless elephant~ Check out the story for Keira and Sorcha's settee squashing here: furaffinity.net/view/42845987
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Queen Elinor might own vaults filled with jewels and gold but what does she care for any of that when the greatest treasure is her big fat butt? Gorgeous art by @trinityfate62.bsky.social
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Even on the ark, Panthy expects only the best furniture to support her magnificent ass. She'll have to make do with Ardan for the time being. Spectacular art done by @Riendonut on twitter FA upload: furaffinity.net/view/50182443/
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Surprising nobody, Loona's slacking again. Luckily, Ardan seems to be putting in enough work for the two of them, while all of IMP's phone calls go unanswered. Art by the fantastic @Riendonut on Twitter
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Be careful what you wish for! @bigweld33.bsky.social's own Waylon wished to be strong, dependable, and irresistible to women and Queen Elinor deigned to give him exactly what he wanted! Art by Octopoodle on FA!
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Vairos @guycalledvairos.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
What's better than a bowl of ice cream? TWO bowls of ice cream! And Ardan thinks he has just the innovative idea to achieve this dream. Unfortunately, now Keira wants her bra back and he's in a sticky situation. Art by Octopoodle on FA!
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