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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Summary of this week at work: - More Blackadder quotes on the PA - Tribute to Humphrey Lyttleton's ISIHAC introduction speech to 2 very delayed Greek island flights - At least 2 First Officers being given K Pop Demon Hunter lines ("you're gonna be golden")

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Phew. End of a long week at work. 5 alarm wake ups before 5am, 3 different First Officers, 23 different cabin crew and I've managed to use 4 Blackadder quotes on the PA to the passengers. To the couple getting married in Italy, may I reiterate my contrafibularituries.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I am now at the stage of my aviation career where my annual medical renewal causes me more apprehension than my 6-monthly simulator check 😆

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Talking to one of our cabin crew at work on Wednesday: Her: "I don't know who to vote for." Me: "Are you a billionaire?" Her: "No" Me: "Are you racist?" Her: "Of course not!" Me: "Then I can't tell you who to vote for, but I can tell you who not to vote for".

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

@thetrawl.bsky.social It's like King Charles is one of your fans and is now just trolling Trump. A Bell with his name in it. Love it!

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Currently watching the #louistheroux documentary about US Nazi Tom Metzinger. Makes me think: this guy probably voted for Trump. Wonder what these far right nutjobs think about Trump & the war criminal Netenyahu being in bed together?!

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Well, try and everything once- that what I say.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

How long is it before Trump starts wearing a full on military uniform with loads of medals?

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Just thinking. Spain has declared its opposition to Donald Trump's illegal war. If the UK grows some balls and does as well, then where will Israel get its jet fuel from?

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Refuelling guy & ATC just trolling us the other day.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I've sent FB messages to every friend I have in the USA. All marked as "delivered", but none responded to. I don't think I'm being ghosted by these people, I just think my messages are being blocked.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Oil up to $85 a barrel. The Venezuelans are going to be happy about that! Right? .... Right?

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

www.nationalcrimeagency.gov.uk/news/child-s... If social media's AI is able to create sexualised images of children, then it can certainly recognise those images when they're posted. Hell, it could even forward the police the IP address of the person that posts it. So why doesn't it?

nationalcrimeagency.gov.uk

Child sexual abuse is increasing in severity, complexity and accessibility, say policing leads

The UK’s policing leads for child sexual abuse (CSA) are today warning that despite unprecedented levels of law enforcement action to tackle offending, advances in technology and the reliance on onlin...

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Read & write with the First Minister.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Anyone else think that the USA hosting the world cup is a bit like Germany hosting the Olympics in 1936?

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I'm so glad that Scottish poetry season is upon us. Time to remember the greatest of all the Scottish poets: William Topaz McGonagall.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Oooooh suggestions please of how to increase Reform Ltd's mail bill. Target: £9 million so that it effectively wipes out the donation from the Singaporean businessman.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

In technology, is there anything more irritating than having to choose a password, enter it a second time AND THEY'VE DISABLED PASTE?

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I've just received a Christmas Turkey from a food bank. WHY?! Because: - My mate works for a food bank - They are overwhelmed with donations - They need to create space for food that families need NOW.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Vaccine sceptics latest (Primary 3 edition)

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

If governments can introduce rules about plastic bottle caps, then they can introduce rules about the type of adhesive used on labels. In 2025, there is absolutely no reason why I shouldn't be able to peel a label off without swearing.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I've just thought of a fantastic way for my kids to avoid inheritance tax when I die. I'm going to spend my money now doing stuff with them, like taking them to Disney [Paris, of course] while they are young, then trekking in Nepal and stuff like that when they're older.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Made a terrible mistake today. Driving past a hotel accommodating people seeking asylum, I saw one of these protests. Put the window down and shouted at the protesters, "ill educated neds!". "Ned" stands for "Non Educated Delinquent", so the "ill educated" bit was the mistake.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I think I was actually quite reserved in my reply. Mrs "all four of mine" will get a fucking lecture in the playground tomorrow though. LISTEN TO EXPERTS YOU THICK CUNTS.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Much as though I despise the idea of giving Amazon any money at all, I have Alexa on my Denon HEOS stuff. And I will pay any amount of money to Jeff Bezos to have the function for it to ignore my kids voices.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Just had an argument (discussion?!) with my wife, who appears to be giving FAR too much credence to the shit that Facebook feeds her from GB "News". Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Message for every twenty-something who is considering voting Reform: You're going to have to be the one cleaning bed pans at 2am and picking fruit in the pouring rain if you get your way.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Annoyingly, because they receive "roughly equal" numbers of complaints of bias from each side of the political spectrum, they seem to think their output is 'balanced'. What they fail to mention is the breakdown of programme type vs. which way the complaint of bias insists.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Even before then, the theory was tosh. It's more like: the farmer feeds the horse oats. The horse takes a shit. The farmer collects the manure and sells it to the guy who rents one of his fields as fertiliser.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Dear websites, I really don't give a shit about #cookies. I care far more about not clicking some pointless popup every time I go to a new site. If I am worried about privacy, I'll just use a VPN or the computer at my local library. Ta.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Very glad to see the wonderful Dom Joly bringing Trigger Happy TV back for a stage show in Oct. Just got tickets. But Ticketmaster are the new Ryanair. £45 for a ticket? Nope! Add on a service charge, a facility charge and an order processing fee.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Just had a quick glance through Farcebook. Of the first 20 posts on my feed, only 3 were from people or pages that I actually follow. The rest were sponsored or suggested. That's why I hardly spend any time on there these days. Thanks, Zuck! Done me a favour there, pal.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

"Good sized bedrooms"... Uh?! Jesus f.ing Christ, 3m X 3m is only a good size if you're a fucking chihuahua.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

During my time as an #airtrafficcontroller, one of my colleagues was in a wheelchair and I can definitely say that he didn't do the job like the rest of us did. We all sat in office chairs. He sat in a wheelchair.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

How appropriate that the inauguration of Donald Trump has taken place on the anniversary of the Wannsee Conference, where the Nazi's "Final Solution" was conceived.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Cat III conditions on my dog walk this morning.

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Just ventured onto TikTok for a bit. I've got set up ANY type of profile on there. But my feed was *full* of pro-Reform shit. Why?

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Guy Pottymouth @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

If Elon Musk has such an issue with grooming, then surely he needs to have a word with his dad, and maybe take a bit of pity on his step-auntie?

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