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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Roses are red Purple is wisteria The "risk corridor" from the Earth destroying asteroid stretches across the Pacific Ocean and could impact Venezuela, Bangladesh, Ethiopia, Sudan or Nigeria.

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

If Elon Musk wants to do us all a favour then why doesn’t he fly something up to the asteroid that attaches to its surface and then fires some sort of jet that speeds it up and gets it here quicker than 2032 and puts us all out of our misery.

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Hey @BBCNews Nutty cunts are bombing the roof of the Chernobyl Reactor 4 sarcophagus. Do you want to maybe get a fucking grip? Nobody gives a fuck about the dates people put on their CV. Literally everyone remembers the year and then just guesses the month.

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

There are too many fucking farmers and it’s an unsustainable industry. Do you know how many sheep there are in this country? when’s the last time you saw anyone eating lamb? They live off government handouts and subsidies. Rewild the countryside and get a real job you cunts

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Just got back from Kinshasa and the rumours are indeed true. Every single person I saw there was drinking Um Bongo

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

It won’t be mysterious. It’ll be because you’re a cock

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

We’re banning Wikipedia now because there aren’t as many examples of far-left extremism throughout human history.

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Bulletin Magazine knocking it out of the fucking park in 1968

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

The Trump family make standing up look really complicated. I’ve seen dogs stand on their hind legs with more conviction than these cunts.

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Trying to think of anything good that America’s brought to the table over the last 20 years and the only thing I can come up with is that time when a goose flew into Fabio’s face on a rollercoaster. Come on America buck your fucking ideas up a bit and let’s have some more of that

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Idea for a Disney Pixar film: A bubble of jizz from a porn star’s nose grows a face and starts trafficking children around Romania.

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

America. May all your knolls remain grassy over the coming years

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Hahahahah @LozzaFox He’s not Jim’ll Fix It you fucking plum

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Another unconditional discharge for this demented tangerine fuck

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Dictionary definition of ‘sad cunts’

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

More Gamma energy than Alpha energy on display here from this rat-faced dog fucker

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

If you want to wear a little red jacket and let everyone you meet know that you're an unbearable cunt then why not join Butlins? Don't go fox hunting you mental fuck.

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

The Edge from u2 clearly came up with that nickname himself. No way his mates came up with it unless he stacked it off a train platform whilst he was megatronned and shit himself or something.

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Yes! This is the sort of policy I can do fucking business with

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Wonder which one of them phoned the newspapers about this

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Weird that this is only her second worst decision after tattooing her fat neck/chin #trappedonbrexitisland

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I’m a bit worried that if everyone good deletes their Twitter account then, in the future, when Skynet becomes self aware and scours the internet for information, it won’t know how much we all hate the tories and think that we want to live in a far right hellscape.

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Hopefully that will put an end to it then

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

“I’ve noticed you’ve barely worn your Schindler’s List leggings that I got you for Christmas. Were they the wrong size?”

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

If you thought some of horrors coming out of Gaza were bad then wait until you read about this. Heartbreaking

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Not quick enough and not close enough. Need this to smash into Earth in the next few days ideally.

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Dear President Zelensky Could we please have all of our tanks and ballistic missiles back as soon as possible. We’ve just accidentally declared war on Italy.

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

When you’re on your own waiting for your mates to turn up and the local guy who stinks of stagnant piss comes and sits at your table and starts telling you about how many times he’s seen Suzi Quatro.

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Getting the drinks in for a 2024 kind of Christmas.

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

We used to be happy with Sonic The Hedgehog

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I’ve spent about 48 hours exclusively talking about bumming swans and setting tories on fire in order to fix my algorithm and I can still only see pictures of cats every time I open this website.

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I bet there aren’t very many people on Bluesky who can say, hand on heart, that they’ve never had sex with a fox on the way home from the pub

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

FOX NEWS: JEREMY CL-ARK-SON Clarkson claims he’s been visited by God and instructed to build an ark in preparation for forthcoming apocalypse. LINK

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JEREMY CL-ARK-SON Ex Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has sensationally claimed that he’s been visited by God and instructed to bui...

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Annoying getting incinerated in a nuclear cloud of death by a man who looks like he lives in a special terrarium and eats crickets.

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Go on then, what’s the catch?

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

This is huge. Just thinking of all the newspapers frantically changing their front pages in time for tomorrow morning.

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Gus The Fox @gusthefox.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

“Britain is a proud nation of entrepreneurs, and small businesses are the backbone of our economy.” -Priti Patel I for one welcome the nuclear Armageddon

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