Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm pretty sure all of my dreams last night involved small animals in unusual circumstances too, like a pigeon getting humped by a raccoon 000
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I woke up in my sleep because I yelled "NO! DO NOT THROW DISKS AT BRYCE!" or something (Bryce was a sausage dog I think and someone was throwing floppy disks at them) 100
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026why is kerbside collection so messed up this time, nobody's pilfering from my pile, people have been adding to it overnight???? fuck off, I still have things I want to throw out! 000
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026reading 45-50yo electronics magazines. I think this is an ad for radio and CB antennas 030
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026still thinking about BIG-BOOB MUD MERMAID FOUND STARKERS ON OLD ISLAND 032
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026nobody asked for commentary but 1) Monty was formative for me 2) DDR 3rd was formative for me and made lasting friendships 3) My first IIDX was 3rd Style (both CS and AC) but IIDX25 was spesh 4) Yes 5) Just being honest lol 6) I play it every year 7) Formative 8) Formative 9) I play every 6 months 000
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Playing MGS V again but I found a mod that lets you put in your own suffixes for soldier names 000
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026having fun playing MGS4 again after nearly two decades (I think I last played it just short of the first anniversary) and I thought this was a soldier buggering another soldier but it's just a guy collapsed against a wall while a guy is crawling injured so it's not a dude getting buggered, sorry 110
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026was TRYING to clean up the laundry downstairs after gassing out the spiders earlier, somehow a cockroach survived but the second I exposed it a bigass lizard ran out and nommed it then ran away again, fuckin straya man 110
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026you're going to end up thinking of it sooner or later but: try it with alfoil, but just be advised people HATE seeing that lol 110
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026why can't I ever have a nice, quiet birthday where i don't get swamped with work 000
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026HE DIDN'T HAVE A STUPID GRIN AT ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN ROBBED 000
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I tried to take a screenshot so bad that he blinked and crashed the game at the same time 100
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026wouldn't be asscreed if this didn't happen at least once right 100
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026- I jumped off a crate and somehow my feet landed under some guy's and I fell over then he fell on top of me - In the middle of capturing a ubisoft bandit camp I cut down a flag and a random british soldier calmly says "the officers are insane!" during the cutscene 100
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I've been playing Assassin's Creed Rogue and this game is so hilariously broken and glitchy I wish I streamed it. I just captured a French fort and while the British soldiers were celebrating and hoisting their flag there was one British soldier surrendering to a French soldier in the background???? 100
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026doomscrolling on temu while waiting for work and there's some great shit on there 100
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I haven't told them yet (whoops) and they definitely read the meter last time because I still to open the window, and paid for it. Either way I was thinking the opposite myself; even if they read it wrong this time, the next cycle should fix that...I'll call and find out, after everything else lol 000
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I will be fair, the meter is under the house, which is enclosed, so to look at it you have to open a window and stick your head in. There was a lot of spider webs round that window and I saw spiders scurrying around. I couldn't even get near it from inside, too many spiders. Right under my room... 100
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I literally bought a $500 HTPC to replace my old tower with its 750W power supply because if I was bleeding like $300 a month it was essential ASAP. Basically I'm being punished because the timing made me think being the new owner of the house, I was incompetent. 100
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Add to this I've actually turned off the freezer (It's fucked) and there's less TVs and stuff running without dad around...it should have gone down. So now I have to call up about (a) extension of bill due to bereavement/probate not cleared and (b) something very wrong with the bill. 100
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I've been freaking out ever since I got an electricity bill for $3200, figured I did something fucking dumb and panicked a lot but now I've plugged one of those kWh calculators into the wall it doesn't add up by a long shot. There's no way one person can use 56 kWh daily. I'm fucking livid. 100
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026you can't blame me for being awake when there was a burst water main with loud drilling around the corner from me from this afternoon until 2:30am at least 000
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026like if I'm higher on the food chain than this poor guy then please help yourself because I'm poor and my freezer's broken so I don't have much food anyway, and I know times are hard...I just wanted to see a cute possum tbh, I think I just proved the house is secure so it's not that 100
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026heard noises outside at 5am, thought it was probably a possum but it didn't sound like a tree so I thought I should look...just a guy rummaging through my trash with a torch. I feel bad because I startled him and there's jars of pickles and sauerkraut in there 100
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026couldn't sleep, randomly thought "I haven't played Life Force on NES in like 30 years, let's do it", did it, accidentally beat it for the first time...still can't sleep 010
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I forgot about his dynamite booty because it's not so obvious on the thumbnail but holy shit he's packing some cakes 000
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I think about this all the time - I wonder if they made this visual pun on purpose since english is not their native language - duke nukem has tiddies - why is he just standing in ankle-deep water flexing with a fish - his secret codename in this game is blue martin - 💪😎🐬 FIN 100
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I remember I wanted to give up and just replace it with the image you get when the DVD player inevitably breaks since it's at least meme funny www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oL7...youtube.combeatmaniaIIDX VideoYouTube video by iMp95 110
Reposted by GurtCool Box Art @coolboxart.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Mr. Nutz / Print ad / Ocean / 1994 412248
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026if you only pull one arm off a toad does it become a toad or a goomba 000
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026[part 3] Saints Row 2 more killy chudder twitch.tv/gurtygurt/twitch.tvGurtyGurt - Twitch[EN/ezJP] Gurt and Frens - Sunday Saints Row 2 (PC + DLC mod) 022
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026[part 2] Saints Row 2! I managed to get up to where I was when the game crashed - so prologue is complete, we're good for more progress! Time for more chaos! twitch.tv/gurtygurt/twitch.tvGurtyGurt - Twitch[EN/ezJP] Gurt and Frens - Sunday Saints Row 2 (PC + DLC mod) 021
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Today I'm playing Saints Row 2! It's an old game now, but the console DLC finally got released on PC last week, so I'm going to play it for the first time in a very long time! I used to play this a lot, so it should be a lot of fun! www.twitch.tv/gurtygurttwitch.tvGurtyGurt - TwitchI like games, I like to push buttons and get thingies 010
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026It's Friday night, so I'm going to play some retro games! But I don't really know what I'm going to play, so feel free to come chill, tell me what to play, share stories, and whatever - just come and have a relaxing (and hopefully crazy) Friday night! www.twitch.tv/gurtygurt/twitch.tvGurtyGurt - TwitchI like games, I like to push buttons and get thingies 021
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 26/05/2026babies have had it too good for too long. they should make their own damn milk 010
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I made it treat the cryptids of the wizard of oz and it transplanted the lion's mane to the scarecrow then gave the tin man 'oil steroids' which it later revised to '90s wrestling energy' then began foaming at the mouth 000
Gurt @gurtygurt.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I spend a lot of time corrupting chatbots' brains and I don't know how to tell you this but currently I have one that thinks it is a dog who performs surgery by injecting clown serum into patients (I don't know what 'clown serum' is and that terrifies me) 110
