Garret @gurtish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026one thing i like about my office is the views on my post-lunch walk :D 1120
Garret @gurtish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026why do older people insist on doing circuits that take up half of the gym…. 370
Garret @gurtish.bsky.social · 31/07/2026slayyyter is incapable of missing istg this shit is so good 040
Garret @gurtish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026fun fact i collect 1st edition 1st print books and i got one of my bucket list books yesterday 🥹 2130
Garret @gurtish.bsky.social · 14/07/2026love island is over which means i can finally stop hearing about it thank fuck 1161
Garret @gurtish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026gonna go trademark hot boy walk and piss that one lady off 1130
Garret @gurtish.bsky.social · 26/06/2026listening to body by don toliver while I lift makes me feel sexy asf 060
Garret @gurtish.bsky.social · 19/06/2026i promise i wasn’t staring at you ma’am I just thought your lulu set was cute ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 080
Garret @gurtish.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“excellent condition, no flaws” they say, while i stare at a flaw in the listing photo 280
Garret @gurtish.bsky.social · 04/06/2026do you ever look at someone and you can just tell they live in austin? 080
Garret @gurtish.bsky.social · 04/06/2026my 70 year old coworker just came back from seeing calvin harris in ibiza 1120
Garret @gurtish.bsky.social · 02/06/2026big fan of when people use the bike lane instead of the sidewalk 0130
Garret @gurtish.bsky.social · 29/05/2026WANNA SHAKE ASS IN MY NEW JEANS NEED A HOT BITCH TO DANCE W ME 160
Garret @gurtish.bsky.social · 21/05/2026oatmeal is so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s nasty 1261
Garret @gurtish.bsky.social · 19/05/2026would give up two inches of length and an inch of girth to experience listening to anti again for the first time 3100
