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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
After much thought, griping, complaining, and crying - i'm done here. It's been 15 years. Everyone I enjoyed writing with for the most part is long gone. Hop jumped the shark long ago and frankly i'm tired of writing this crap, as if this account hasn't gone into Politics Town as is. So i'm out.
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
NO I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT LOL honestly i've been thinking about retiring for a year now actually it's just man this sucks
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
bro i think i'm just lonely i don't have the heart for that
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
me who really likes lovey, affectionate smut
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
" Good, you won't believe how often I have to establish that. " He said, thinking back to the last time someone stole his cat. All we'll say here is that someone is one house poorer. " What would you like me to do? "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
" Anything but giving you the cat, he's all I have. "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Hop turns his head and looks at the writer with a very Jim Halpert-esque expression of "i've just fucked up and i'm tired" " Ohhhhh boy... Look, i'm sorry. I was messing around; I didn't think I was being hurtful, just a bit of a hellion. "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
" Nah, I just don't know you. I didn't actually hurt your feelings, did I? " He looks genuinely concerned now, before picking up his cat and holding him out to her. " You okay? Cat? Wanna pet a cat? " Ganon's contently looking up at her, giving her a high pitched baby meow.
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Instructions unclear, Hop's confessing his love to his cat. " I love you, Ganon! Very good boy. " Petting his cat with a snicker. Turd.
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
happy canadian thanksgiving and indigenous peoples day christopher colombus was a prick
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
"..." Crunchy turning of his head, dust flaking off his neck. " Oh hell yeah. "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Vampire pussy has strange powers. ...surprisingly, it won't be the first time he's had vampire hybrids.
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
hop in the corner
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
" It's encased in lead within my bicep but i'd rather not risk you getting cancer on the off chance it doesn't protect shit. As for me, my nanomachines can help treat stuff at the source. " He says, tapping on the thicker metal on his prosthetic's bicep. " I'm Hop, by the way. You? "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
" Not much anymore, but I used to be a soldierwhatareyoudoing. " He'd pause as soon as she'd start sniffing at his arm, his eyebrow raising. She could smell steel, gunpowder... and the faint smell of human blood. His own, luckily, but the scent was there nonetheless " I-- I wouldn't stick my-
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
" It's my arm, and my weapon." He said, replacing the joint from the stump of his prosthetic, carefully taking his metal forearm back from Lumi and reattaching it. He'd then flex and move his arm, transforming it into its' rifle mode and back to make sure everything was good. "what's your name? "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
He's signing the paper and opening the box up, pulling out what looked to be a mid-sized servo module. Lumi could see a steel-titanium prosthetic arm on his left side; and it hung limply at his side, the elbow clicking every so often as he'd try to actuate the joint. " Uh... I'll need your-
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
" Ah, probably my parts. " He said, taking the box into his hands while his own pet cat stares directly at Lumi, looking less than content as he meows. Hop then looks at his cat, then back to Lumi, then back to his cat. " ...Sorry about the cat, I didn't realize the company was sending their-
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
" ...i'm not the one being sued for you grabbing my remaining pec. Nor would I sue you because that's kind of silly on either end. "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
" ...i'm fairly certain if I did this it'd be one hell of a lawyer's payday. " He's just looking at her all confused.
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
the urge to leave grows yet again after seeing yet more diaper shit
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
" ..i'm honestly not even horny I just want a hug or some shit. "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
@gardenofdemon.bsky.social Hop's gonna pick Eden up and hug him. What a lil' guy.
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
" Certainly not as much as you though. " He'd reload the weapon, handing it back to her.
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
He'd pop the bullets out of the chamber before spinning it on his finger, testing the action afterward. " Damn. "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
" Holy shit, for real?! May I see it? "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
" Single action? " Of course he's more than interested in her, but his curiosity of her weapon takes over for a fleeting moment...
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
" Still hot. ...anyway what's that revolver, a Colt? "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
@beggingbleats.bsky.social " If a sheep wears a sweater, is it like having two things of wool? "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
A goober.
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
@prettytrainwreck.bsky.social Hop's looking up at Baphomet with worry in his tired gaze, Hop patting himself down to make sure he hadn't biffed it in the last hour. ...nope, still alive. Regrettably some days. " ...Is JC coming back? "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Kidney_stone_scream.ogg "Ow. That can't feel pleasant. "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Hop's not the kind to be looking at dicks. He just likes hanging around Spinr cuz' he's cool.
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
" Oh, you had to pass an egg... Ow. " " I don't wanna know if you have a cloaca. "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
" ...what's up, Big Man? "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
@squeakyclussy.bsky.social Hop's nonchalantly handing Dolly one of those trick cans of nuts, fully expecting her to not fall for one of the classic gags. But when was he going to have another opportunity to pull that kind of prank on a clown? He'll see what happens...
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
He'll give Spine a leftover turkey leg. Seems like the big man's hungry...
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
He sniffs his own armpit. Unfortunately for him, he has no sense of smell. " Aw, jeez... "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
"....where the hell is your nose at? "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
@ofblueflare.bsky.social " Oh boy, my favorite fluffy dragon! " Veritas gets a hug from him!
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
" Kitty man. "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
//>goes to tron tag to see if people are talking about the movie >sees crinkler bullshit look i know it's different strokes for different folks but fuck you if you abuse trending tags to subject people to your weird fetishes
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
" It can take out body parts as bricks and reinsert them to fix it. It'll also just beat a motherfucker to death if I let it, but that's only if I need to go that far with it. "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
"...if it's any consolation Cass looks great. She shouldn't sell herself short, y'know? "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
" Oh they're a she... " " See, now i'm wondering if you can see mine... " He says, before promptly letting his Stand free, Empty Spaces towering over the soldier as its' gaze locks onto Cass, his eyeline covered with a mass of white bricks. In fact, his arms, his lower legs, and his shoulders-
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
" Some asswipe with a bad haircut nailed me with a weird arrow during a visit to another dimension, but that's not important. Am I- Am I not supposed to /see/ your guy? "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
" So that thing you've got behind you, it's kind of like that but usually they're a lot more colorful. 'Cept mine. Mine's pink and white. "
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GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING! @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
" ...aw SHIT she's a Stand user, i gotta stop fucking around like I do. "
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