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@gumbercules23.bsky.social
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Free Excel tips (if I have a quick solution for you, will post so more can learn) Finance, strategy, and other consulting for retailers, esp. for real estate and ecomm. BillsMafia Native tongue is Futurama references

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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This is how I access bluesky
LG smart refrigerator
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This score bug brought to you by Windows 7
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone- Reel Big Fish All she wants to do is dance- Don Henley Now you've got something to die for- Lamb of God Dragula (Si Non Oscillas, Noli Tintinnarre Mix)- Rob Zombie What's it feel like to be a ghost?- Taking Back Sunday
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Peanut butter
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Futurama nailed it multiple times, but the Comedy Central era finale was absolutely perfect
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
ACDC, ZZ Top, and many other rock bands Lil Jon Infected Mushroom Most orchestras
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Introduce yourself with 5 concern you've seen Rush Metallica x2 Dream Theater Iron Maiden Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Borderlands 2 (360, xb1, pc) Resident Evil 4 (Wii) Need for Speed Most Wanted (gc, pc) Skyrim (360, xb1, pc) The Legend of Zelda (NES)
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
We lost this perfect little goblin to brain cancer this year. 9 months in, and I think I'm still in the denial stage. This pic was over a decade ago and still cracks us up. He knew he wasn't allowed up there. The sound of the box woke us in the middle of the night.
A large orange cat trying (and failing) to look inconspicuous while lying on a pizza box on a counter. His ears are pinned back, tail angled straight down, eyes wide open, frozen as if he recently watched Jurassic Park and thinks his parents are T-Rexes.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Nobody does it like Molten Boron!
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Resident Evil 4 (wii) Borderlands 2 Skyrim
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Fencing in a square 1 acre lot would cost $7.4M at that rate.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Urgent by Foreigner But between those 2, Baker St
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
It's tough for people to grasp that both things can be true: 1. The road to hell is paved with 80% complete projects that should've been completed 2. The slide to hell is lubricated with projects that should've been abandoned earlier
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
This is a fantastic thread, and it's not unique to software development. The learning loops part is critical, and too commonly missed. There *is* a solid, repeatable operating solution to this issue, which we're building as a platform to specifically help ecommerce companies at first.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Thanks to this post, I just realized that come Friday, our engagement will mark the halfway point of my life. That makes her my better half in more ways than one.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Fin. Until my next tasting. I promise my beer reviews are more informative. Usually.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Holyrood Mexico New Make 60% Holyrood Distillery Smokey mezcal nose. On sip, indistinguishable from mezcal. I have found a Mexican-Scottish fusion beverage, but I don't recommend putting this in a "Michelada" with Irn-Bru.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Holyrood Ale Yeast New Make slightly aged 50% Holyrood Distillery Agave nose, very calm flavor. Even less like gin.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Holyrood Brewer's X Distillers Yeast New Make 60% Holyrood Distillery Melon and mango, plus something less bright and crisp. Less gin-like than the Black Cork
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
*Holyrood Pitch Single Malt 46% Holyrood Distillery Nose is cherries, pepper, and fresh cut oak. Flavor retains these and adds charred orange peppers plus walnut, molasses, and exactly the right amount of heat.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Bonnington Muscat Cask Lowland Single Malt 46% Holyrood Distillery Scent is decidedly oatmeal with white grapes. Natural white fruit sweetness, with some heat that numbs the lips. Needs to be watered down to be appreciated. Oats get in the way of what should be crisp light grapes.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Woven Homemade Blended Whisky 46% Holyrood Distillery Damp cedar forest on the nose, some peppery notes start to show but immediately recede to maole, oak, and pecan. Anise, toffee, and leather vie for next billing.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
*Port of Leith #3 Blended Whisky 46% Holyrood Distillery Smells like the silent library in Rush Rhees with the huge armchairs. An almost rye-like punchy flavor at first, followed by more soothing oak with a hint of vanilla and honeysuckle. I normally stick to single malts but this is great.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Holyrood Black Cork New Make 60% Holyrood Distillery Strong but good, surprisingly aromatic. Anise and coal smoke, malty undertones with a subtle sweetness. Could pass for a smoky gin with a touch of licorice.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
*Bruichladdich Octomore 15.1 5yo Recharred Ex-Bourbon 59.1% Port of Leith Cigar Lounge flight Ginger, melon, toffee, exceptionally smooth feel, good warmth building to fiery peat. Makes me excited for my 15.3.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Wanted to try this distillery but am now questioning whether my mouth still exists.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Caol Ila 10y Adelphi X RMW A Motley 57.7% Port of Leith Cigar Lounge flight Smoked rubber thoroughly rubbed with pepper, with a mouth-numbing medicinal quality. Suitable for dental work- I can feel my lips and tongue less than after a shot of novocaine.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
*Kilchoman Sanaig 46% Port of Leith Cigar Lounge flight Darker color, red berries and caramel on the nose followed by a touch of smoky leather. Fantastic. Wanted to try this distillery and am not disappointed.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Lagg Kilmory 46% Port of Leith Cigar Lounge flight Subtle, very smoky, light in color and body. Vanilla from the bourbon barrels comes through on the finish. I was excited to try this, but it's not as interesting as I'd hoped.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Independent bottler Finn Thompson distilled at Glen Garioch, Hungarian dessert wine finish, 59.3%, The Black Cat Very sweet, artificial pineapple flavor like the clearish-yellow Haribo gummy bears, interesting but cloying after a few sips.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
It occurs to me it might be worthwhile to specify that my reviews are for me to be able to rediscover the taste through my own words and may be incomprehinsible to anyone else. Nevertheless, here they are.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
*means would buy a bottle (in which case the Springbank gets a * as well) *Daftmill (small lowlands distillery, 2 guys growing their own barley), 2011-2025, cask 357 of 638, 59.3%, The Black Cat Very good, candied nuts, doesn't get old the way that Teeling in the Brazilian cask did
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Since I don't post about anything ever, I might as well share some of my tasting notes from our current Scotland trip. Might eventually follow it up with the past 15yrs of beer tastings. Springbank hand pour, 59.3%, The Black Cat Banana, clove, a lot of heat, tobacco, very enjoyable
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Define your music taste in 6 artists 1. Amon Amarth 2. Dream Theater 3. Iron Maiden 4. Lamb of God 5. Metallica 6. Crossbreed
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Fave genre 1: Thrash My intro band: Metallica Fave genre 2: Groove My intro band: Pantera (then LoG) Fave genre 3: Melodic Death My intro band: In Flames Fave genre 4: Industrial My intro band: Crossbreed Honorable mentions: Iron Maiden, Machine Head, Black Sabbath, Amon Amarth
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
The animation threw me off but eventually grew on me. What made me watch again (and again) was how they made incredible use of sound in both of the movies.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I thought that was Manfred Mann's Earth Band?
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Cold beans are f'ing awesome -upstate ny, which once upon a time shared a mountain range w scotland
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I turn everything into spreadsheets. It was a big deal for me to finish Elden Ring without making one for it. Any other game with that much time invested got one. Also car buying, household items, annual budget, PC build, to-do lists, pretty much anything I can score or model.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
LOL we mostly make our own since we don't live in area anymore, so always have leftovers
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Breakfast food for dinner is better UNLESS you have leftover garbage plate or pizza for breakfast
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
My record was 1 large pizza and a 2-Liter of Mountain Dew
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backward with an umlaut I am Selucrëbmug, a vessel for hot beverages that has many awkward handles, evoking a crab's legs. You're unsure whether this is what the carcinization warning is about. Keep away from other mugs.
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
48g of PB to 35g of J is how I make mine, assuming the J is Raspberry preserves (gotta have those seeds for texture)
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Post a ship that's neither Star Wars nor Star Trek:
The Planet Express spaceship from Futurama, flying in front of the New New York skyline
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
@mmasnick.bsky.social let me over here so I could continue to lurk as a threadnought stowaway
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
They should only have ads on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies... and at ballgames, and on buses, and milk cartons, and t-shirts, and bananas, and written on the sky! But not in dreams. No sirree!
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Reskeet
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Gumbercules?! @gumbercules23.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Introduce yourself with four video games:
Start screen for original 1986 Legend of Zelda on NESStart screen for 2005 Need For Speed Most Wanted on Game CubePhysical game cover for Resident Evil 4 on WiiIn-game cutscreen photo of Handsome Javk from Borderlands 2, from the Welcome to Opportunity intro
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