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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦

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Your friendly neighbourhood fish and chips connoisseur. He/him! >18!

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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 21h
An edited "Sickos" meme image. The man outside the window is now an anthropomorphic seagull wearing a hoodie that reads "Seagulls". He is saying "Yes... ha ha ha... yes!" Inside the window on a table is a carton of fries.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 10/09/2026
Gull as a Tech Bro just wants his money right now. :,<
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 12/08/2026
Unfortunately cloudy in Glasgow for the eclipse. 😭 Best pic I got during a very brief thinning of the cloud...
Hazy view of the partial eclipse over Glasgow.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 21/05/2026
Screenshot from the infamous Handsforth Parish Council meeting with meme text "Read the standing orders! Read them and understand them!"
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 13/04/2026
Happy 20th anniversary, Neil!
A rat stands at a tiny xylophone, with caption "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006".
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 25/02/2026
Meme image of two astronauts looking at the Earth, one pointing a gun at the other. Text "It's all discourse?" "It always was."
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 15/02/2026
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 08/02/2026
Fallout 4 screenshot meme: "Everyone disliked that."
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 30/01/2026
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 19/01/2026
Another iconic Starmer soundbite.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 01/01/2026
I was peak on brand.
My Merriam Webster word for 2026 is Potato.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 23/12/2025
Oooooooo, early Christmas present! In all my years playing Stellaris, I think this is only the third time I've ever rolled this storyline. :3
Screenshot from Stellaris showing the initial message for "The Horizon Signal" storyline.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 13/11/2025
Furries always be forgettin' about Rio, smdh.
Blue, the main character from Rio, a smug blue bird.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 31/10/2025
Hear me out, I've had a couple's costume idea that I've wanted to pull off for years...
A man wears a costume of french fries.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 20/10/2025
The duality of man.
A screenshot of two Bluesky posts in reply to my post. One is offering me chips, the other is threatening to shoo me away from their chips.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 16/10/2025
Love gaining 14 levels overnight. 😆
Pokémon Go screenshot showing I'm at level 54 following the levelling changes.Pokémon Go screenshot showing I reached level 40 before the levelling changes.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 14/10/2025
@jm.furry.horse 9th anniversary of yummy Himalayan food!
Screenshot of Google Photos of "memory" 9 years ago showing dumplings in dip and some fried flatbread.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 03/10/2025
Yooooooooo, only like 8 years too late for this to be a great achievement. 😆
Screenshot from Pokémon Go showing I've levelled up to level 40 - at one time the highest player level in the game.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 08/09/2025
This was one of the top all time tweets imho.
a tweet from @FenPup saying

“You’re nervous?
You’d like to ask your friends to start treating you more like a dog than an equal? 
the group pet?

don’t know how to break the question?

the dog you’re following that shared this tweet?

this is them asking (dog emoji)”
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 06/09/2025
A Matt cartoon. A seagull sits on a fence at the seaside speaking to a hand holding microphone: "I've now been advised that I shouldn't have taken those chips and I've referred myself to the ethics adviser"
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 01/09/2025
@whyrl.bsky.social Feed me your chips and find out. ovo
Pokémon Go screenshot showing a gift from WhyrlGryph from a location called "What happens when you feed seagulls?"
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 01/09/2025
When did 12km eggs become a thing? ovo #PokemonGo
Pokémon Go screenshot showing a 12km egg.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 31/08/2025
Clouds that straight up look like Winnie the Pooh talking to Yoda.
Cloud photograph, the cloud on the left looks like Winnie the Pooh looking to the right, and the cloud on the right looks like Yoda facing towards the camera.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 31/08/2025
I finally have a shiny Wingull! 💕
Screenshot from Pokémon Go showing a shiny Wingull!
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 24/08/2025
Why is my deep fried pizza so greasy???
Pizza crunch supper with chips.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 26/07/2025
A list of 41 rejected petitions from the search "death penalty"
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 25/07/2025
The Online Safety Act: currently more unpopular than the genocide in Gaza.
A screenshot from the UK Parliament petitions website. "Repeal the Online Safety Act" is currently the most popular petition with 4,984 signatures in the last hour.  Second place is "Urgently fulfil humanitarian obligations to Gaza" with 3,174 signatures in the past hour.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 25/07/2025
AI has so many practical uses though.
An anthropomorphic seagull wearing a red hoodie steals fries from a defeated Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania.  Generated through Copilot.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 23/07/2025
A photograph of a seagull with a slice of bread stuck around its beak, covering its face.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 10/07/2025
🍒
Close up photo of some cherries.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 05/07/2025
A man stands in the River Ness fishing, adjacent to Ness Bridge.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 01/07/2025
Just buy minced beef?
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 28/06/2025
Update: I have the hat.
A corduroy hat with seagull and fries motif, by @birdietam.art
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 12/06/2025
#RepealThe3rd
An anthropomorphic seagull hugs a soldier, welcoming the soldier into his home. Cartoon accompanied by text "Repeal the 3rd!"
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 28/05/2025
Episode I: The Phantom Menace title crawl text: "Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute."
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 25/05/2025
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
The "cast" from early sci-fi puppet show, Space Patrol.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 17/05/2025
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
An advert poster in a bus shelter that says "It has to be fries."
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 12/05/2025
I have to admit in the past year or so I have significantly cut down on how much news I consume. I feel somewhat guilty that I'm ignoring things I guess, but news seemed to be turning into a neverending doom loop that was not good for my mental health.
An anxious Gull sits in a room filled with chips watching a news story on TV with the headline "Chips Running Out!"
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 11/05/2025
Most of you haven't seen Space Patrol and you're missing out. Post a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers.
A scene from Space Patrol - a robot talks with a man-sized bird (the Gabblerdictum), and a sentient leek from Uranus (the 60s absolutely knew what it was doing).
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 08/05/2025
Proud to have been elected by the cardinals.
Gull dresses as the Pope, surrounded by cardinals (the birds) dressed in red robes.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 06/05/2025
New ace merch idea.
A sassy seagull character wears a red hoodie with the classic "Atomkraft? Nein danke." logo, except "Atomkraft?" has been replaced by "Gooning?"
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 28/04/2025
A screenshot of an orc from Lord of the Rings. The original subtitle said "Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!" but has been altered to say "pizza's" instead of "meat's".
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 19/04/2025
Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura
Q plays trumpet as part of a mariachi band, as Picard watches in frustration.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 18/04/2025
If you see this, post a bird! 🦆
A low poly 3D model of an anthropomorphic seagull with yellow eyes wearing a red hoodie sitting in a Wetherspoon pub with a pint of beer and a plate piled high with chips.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 16/04/2025
I also have this to drink and I am somewhat dubious.
Photograph of a can of Barr "Birthday Cake" soda.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 24/03/2025
Beeeeeeeg eagle soaring overhead earlier. Probably a golden eagle, they're known in these parts.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 24/03/2025
Most of it was like this. 😁
A Scottish country road winds off into the distance, surrounded by hills.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 19/03/2025
Finally tried a shamrock shake. It's like toothpaste, in a good way!
A McDonalds cup with straw containing a green milkshake.
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 19/03/2025
This isn't going to help with the whole "birds aren't real" accusations.
Sonic syndrome test results: I'm Metal Sonic (schizoid).
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Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦 @gull.scot · 18/03/2025
Chef Wang Gang Posting
A young male Chinese chef is speaking to the camera. Translated subtitles say "Quick-fried Double Crunchy (pig aorta and duck gizzard)".
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