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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 30m
He missed that pitch by a foot and a half. Go Brewers!!!
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 37m
Joey!!!!!!!!!
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 40m
I love Lara’s defense but they might have to play Frelick in game 4 to get more offense.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 47m
Whether you’re a democrat or a republican, you need to pay attention to who the corrupt politicians are. Ken Paxton is a piece of shit. Vote him out and send him him back to wherever he came from.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 1h
Bury the Dodgers!!!
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A zillion dollars a year and he goes 0 for 4. Go Brewers!!!
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My first ever playoff game of any sport and the Brewers brought home the win. Great day for Wisconsin sports.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I almost forgot what victory Monday felt like. It feels good. Really good.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How many times have the Packers crushed the Bears and the Brewers win an NLCS game on the same day? Don’t bother checking. Never!!!
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Give me a bar where Bobby Darrin is singing Mack The Knife and then I can die.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I like bars where bartenders dress in a tie.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rest in peace Iron Mike.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If the orange idiot never existed, and you poled a million female U.S. citizens, asking if they would vote for a convicted rapist for president, 100% would say NO. What has changed?
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why isn’t there a drinking car on this train?
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I retired they told me every day will feel like a Saturday. They were wrong. That Saturday feeling doesn’t exist without the Sunday night blues. It took a while to figure that out.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here’s a picture of a mushroom.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Looking for adventure and whatever comes my way.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They’re either really stupid or really evil. Either way they have to go. All of them.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Everly Brothers were never on my radar when I was a kid. I was so impressed with The Beatles that every other music act felt second rate. And that’s exactly why this podcast is so valuable. The story of The Everly Brothers is fascinating. Don’t miss this one.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh my god Brewers!!!
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, my beloved Packers, how cruel of you to give me hope. 💚💛
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
After being a runner on and off for almost all my life I’ve come to the conclusion that I hate treadmills and I may never get on one again.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I put long pants on.
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Baby's Pouty Face: Fell Down
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On my one and only trip to Europe a few years ago, we had a short layover in Dublin. At one of the ticket counters there was an irate passenger screaming at the people working there. All I could think of was that if I was in the United States, this person screaming would have gotten free travel,
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What happened at Cornell University should be deeply troubling to all of us. And for anyone (the male population) who wants to rush to judgement that Jane Doe had, allegedly, consumed alcohol, and had, allegedly, agreed to have sex with multiple partners, god forbid that anyone else
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Puzzle season has begun.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Should we be concerned that the people most worried about AI destroying mankind are the same people who developed it?
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes you just have to give into a whim.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Early morning soccer match.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My fourth attempt to get through this book. I am determined to not be distracted.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dear Apple Books, please stop sending me ads. There’s a beautiful building I go to where they are plentiful and free. It’s called a library.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Packers just need to make about 1000 adjustments at halftime to come back in this game.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can see a dark room with all of the Republican leaders gathered together, pulling their hair out, and drowning in sweat, trying to think of something, ANYTHING, to distract from the war on Iran, the Epstein files, and staggering inflation. And this is what they came up with?!?
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the entire Republican Party in a nutshell. They have become the party of “me”. When these vile deportation efforts are affecting others, they applaud, but when it affects them personally, they throw a hissy fit.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When the orange idiot and maga finally collapses, that will be my new birthday.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In a different universe, toddler chickens are whining to adult chickens that they want Human McNuggets for lunch.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I deserve to sit here watching football and drinking beer after two hours of wrestling with a broken sump pump during flash floods.
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Moses: The Ten Commandments
ALT: Moses: The Ten Commandments
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s a good thing the Packers were down 10 in the 4th quarter instead of up by 10.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mentally preparing myself for the Packers to have a losing season and not make the playoffs.
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Sad Monkey Sighs on Couch
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
mage is crying about how many Hispanics are in this photo at the Texas vs. Ohio State game. Can someone tell them that the United States stole Texas from the country of Mexico and many of these people have lived there for generations?!
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When republicans cause massive inflation, start new wars, and murder innocent citizens in the street, they turn to the one true strategy that gets them elected: that without them in power, black people wii break into your house and kill you in your sleep. Don’t be fooled again, U.S.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This didn’t age well.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s rainy does like this that make me wonder if jigsaw puzzle season should have a pre season.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Small criminals rob banks. Large criminals run banks.?
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Because of unrestricted IA it looks like the robot invasion is coming sooner than we feared. Except the robots are invisible, and they have only enough empathy to kill is slowly.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Truth.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Award shows suck.
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Oh, uhh No Thanks Meme
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If the Kennedy Center can’t survive without the orange idiot’s name on it, then shut it down. The U.S. does not negotiate with terrorists.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The less young I become the more I love this weather.
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🎸 @guitarboyjohnny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m distracting myself from the pain of the Packers losing by attempting to calculate what the Brewer’s magic number is for having the leagues best record.
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Boy Calculating Courir Stock with Calculator
ALT: Boy Calculating Courir Stock with Calculator
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