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Sean

@guinness31.bsky.social
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Just getting by. Not sure how you got here, you must have taken a wrong turn somewhere.

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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 35m
But do you own a tuxedo t-shirt?
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 2h
Decrepit, disgusting, grayscale hands in the air if you believe him this one time about him doing his own makeup.
Trump's fucked up hand, flipped upside down for a "hand in the air". Disgusting ass dead hand. Painted by a moron to look even worse somehow.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 2h
Is it below average if you can only tolerate less, due to disgust and general frustration, or is that actually above average because of those same exact reasons?
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 3h
Staring at Elon: "Looks like them David Duke boys are at it again"
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 3h
In a political world where trotting out the "victims" is done often for dramatic effect, have the Republicans brought out any parents who have had this happen to them, anywhere? I don't remember a single one.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 4h
Fake tough guy is his whole shtick. Take away the toy soldiers and he's just a little man crying about how no one likes him as much as they should.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 5h
They're both probably right.
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Vladimir Putin Waving and Smiling
ALT: Vladimir Putin Waving and Smiling
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 5h
Just remembered this guy calling it Blue-skee and laughed heartily.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 5h
You don't get to have this fun with us, Foghorn. This is our thing!
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 5h
Woke-ass wind.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 6h
A federal holiday she used as an excuse for being so bad at the job the following day, at that. Impressive really.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 6h
I'm just happy Mike Johnsons was able to get that close to a real live woman without his phone alerting his son.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 7h
When was Day One for this small-part character we were just introduced to this week?
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 8h
Take it from Kid Rock, he knows all about assimilating into a culture and then turning his back on it and siding with the people threatening their well-being.
Check out Kid Rock's cornrows!
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 9h
Same
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 9h
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The Boys Are Back In Town Always Sunny
Alt: The Boys Are Back In Town Always Sunny
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 10h
I am Syracuse's QB.
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Spartacus
Alt: Sparta-cuse's QB
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 10h
Below the Mendoza line, but, yeah man... STATS!
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Man, for all the (well deserved) attention the Ossoff debates have received, these Collins debate clips are just as brutal in their own way, maybe even more so.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hands are too big
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
With today's Republican party, who knows?
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Mitch McConnell Staring
ALT: Mitch McConnell Staring
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I think it's time to retire "shout outs". You're not on TRL with Carson Daly.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So then I went there to "lawyer".
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
How tolerant, accepting career-fluidity. Pronouns are Atty. / Esq.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Dang, tough job market in the US if you can't find domestic intern work, I guess.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So what did this job in China entail exactly?
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I was super bad at my job because I had yesterday off. Incredible.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I regret the fact that I have only one like to give.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sure, sure, sure.
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Abraham Lincoln Animatronic
ALT: Abraham Lincoln Animatronic
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
OG Orange Oscar, at that.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The variables are: Can I help an evil dictator? Can I hurt our historical allies? Can I personally benefit somehow? So, yes, techincally correct Hagerty.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Good, fair observations, well-stated.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hell of a pitch. You know how bad things are for you now? I thought it would be worse and did it all anyway. Pretend you're voting for the guy who wanted your lives to be even worse. Vote Republican.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Have you checked the Oval Office?
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's alright, they can just buy the NY Islanders instead.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thank you for your service Dustin.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Good on Andy Dalton for finding work after getting let go by the Iggles.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Velma *really* let herself go. The Mystery Machine crew should have an intervention.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's time to shift from the "do you believe Trump won" question to it's natural follow-up, so as to avoid giving them this terrible easy-out answer. The question needs to be "After 6 years, how has Trump not presented any actual evidence of him winning *any* of the states he claims to have won?"
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Finally got to listen after work, worth the wait.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Future Is Now Old Man - Malcolm In The Middle
ALT: Future Is Now Old Man - Malcolm In The Middle
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
As mentioned, go ahead and try not to feel all the feels when he just releases "I don't wanna bore you with this" into the universe. It is simply not possible.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well, then this is the most comfortable I have ever felt messing with Texas.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So, Roy Cohn essentially.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Uhhhhh... red flag or nah?
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So you mean CHECKS in order to provide BALANCES. Fuck outta here, that is allowed?!
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No Republican has actually wanted to be Speaker of the House since GW Bush was in office either, and yet, here he is.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh, you're going to be so, so disappointed.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Clearly this is not like a wartime agreement between Ukraine and Russia, it is more delicate than that. Trump can't just tell her she's lost her job, like he told Russia and Ukraine they had agreed to not strike the other's energy facilities.
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Sean @guinness31.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I formally apologize for invoking the name Cam Dantley on Friday night. This is entirely my fault.
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