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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding

@guidetodadding.bsky.social
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I am a dad of two 7 year old twin girls, and 1 year old boy. I love being dad. I write funny dad life comics, and use AI to help me visualize them. I do draw some by hand. DON'T PANIC. You're just Dadding. facebook.com/thehitchhikingguidetodadding

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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 1h
PIE IS PIE! #dadlife #dad #webcomic #ParentingHumor #FamilyHumor
Four‑panel cartoon of a child inspecting pie and a dad declaring “Pie is Pie!” while eating.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 6h
Sometimes you need to remind the boss… that you're the boss. #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor
Cartoon of a parent pointing at their reflection with text saying “You are the parent — you’re in charge.”
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 11h
Bonding time in the frozen tundra. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke
Cartoon penguin building an igloo with glue, illustrating the pun “Igloos it together.”
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 20h
Dads don’t push or pull — they guide. #inspiringquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
Cartoon lighthouse shining a beam of light with a quote about fathers being guiding lights.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every masterpiece deserves a spot on the wall. Where do you hang your kids drawing? #dadlife #dad #webcomic #ParentingHumor #FamilyHumor
Cartoon of a child showing a drawing and a dad proudly hanging it on a wall full of similar kid artwork.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WARNING: Do not get sucked down the toilet while plunging. #dad #cartoon #animated #dadlife #funny
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When the parenting brain crashes... #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor
Two‑panel SpongeBob meme showing him opening a glowing briefcase labeled “Ol’ Reliable” with the punchline “Ground them off everything.”
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You might have won if you had participated. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke
Cartoon squirrels with a giant letter “I” illustrating a pun about winning a debate over the best vowel.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How did you sleep? So you need a nap? #dadjoke #meme #dadquote #dadlife #funny
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cute quote. #inspiringquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
Cartoon superhero dad with text saying “Dad – a son’s first hero, a daughter’s first love.”
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who else spins in circles till mom finds it ? #dadlife #dad #webcomic #ParentingHumor #FamilyHumor
Six‑panel cartoon of a child spinning in a circle, claiming they “looked everywhere,” and a parent pointing out the obvious.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got some automated locks now so this stops waking me up at night. #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor
Four‑panel cartoon of a brain keeping someone awake by asking if all the doors are locked.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How does your toddler behave right before they collapse in a pile on the floor? #dad #cartoon #animated #dadlife #funny
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just desert the old staff and get a new one! #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke
Cartoon of a wizard holding a staff with a pun about going to the hospital for a “staff infection.”
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A comic about babies getting into trash. A joke about canoes. And a meme about needing sleep. #dadjoke #meme #dadquote #dadlife #funny
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every family has kids, adults, pets… and at least one shared cold circulating forever. #inspiringquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
Cartoon of a cat vomiting beneath a humorous quote about families including kids, adults, pets, and the common cold.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Toddlers don’t want up. They don’t want down. They want the cycle. #dadlife #dad #webcomic #ParentingHumor #FamilyHumor
Four‑panel cartoon of a dad repeatedly lifting a toddler who alternates between saying “UP‑A!” and “Down!”
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because we are a family, we all help. #dad #cartoon #animated #dadlife #funny
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There comes a point in every parent’s day when the only answer left is… BECAUSE. #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor
Meme of Mr. Incredible looking frustrated with text saying “When you have already answered ‘Why?’ 42 times — BECAUSE.”
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Velcro jokes always stick… but this one really rips. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke
Cartoon of a creature next to a gravestone with a pun about the inventor of Velcro and the word “RIP.”
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A joke about rain. A meme about grandma. And a comic about baby naps. #dadjoke #meme #dadquote #dadlife #funny
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought this quote was funny way to think about it, all just an accident. #inspiringquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
Cartoon family scene with a quote about family being accidental and unintentionally annoying.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just worry too much. #dadlife #dad #webcomic #ParentingHumor #FamilyHumor
Cartoon of a dad holding a giant syringe with a tracking chip, joking about wanting to track his kids.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It just doesn't make sense, and you try to explain it... and it doesn't work. #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor
Meme of a person surrounded by math equations with text saying “Me trying to figure out kid logic.”
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How many NOs before you explode? #dad #cartoon #animated #dadlife #funny
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bird puns just ruffle my feathers. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke
Cartoon of two birds on a branch with a pun saying “toucan play that game.”
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lawns can be fixed — childhood can’t be replayed. #inspiringquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
Quote about a father choosing to play with his kids in the yard instead of worrying about the grass.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A comic about kids not listening. A joke about gummy bears. And a quote about warfare. #dadjoke #meme #dadquote #dadlife #funny
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My kids just like to walk without looking, doesn't matter who is in their way. #dadlife #dad #webcomic #ParentingHumor #FamilyHumor
Cartoon of a determined child pushing forward through a group of adults with text calling them “the kid bulldozer.”
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Snoozing the alarm baby usually never work. #dad #cartoon #animated #dadlife #funny
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's never their fault. #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor
Spider‑Man pointing meme edited with a broken phone, captioned “My kids when something breaks.”
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't think he is breaking the piggy bank for this. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke
Cartoon of a pig trying to buy a taxidermy bird, with a pun about the bird not going “cheep.”
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A joke about going ahead. A comic about trash everywhere. And a meme about kids winning. #dadjoke #meme #dadquote #dadlife #funny
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gotta defend your undershorts with your life. #inspiringquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
Cartoon of a pair of worn undershorts with a humorous Father’s Day quote about dads missing their old clothing.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Conversations with your kids always land better than you expect — no matter their age. #dadlife #dad #webcomic #ParentingHumor #FamilyHumor
Cartoon of a dad and child sitting together in an armchair with text encouraging parents to talk to their kids at any age.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is my daughter when she is sleeping. Ever since she was a baby. Anyone else have someone like that in their family? #dad #cartoon #animated #dadlife #funny
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a parent, eight uninterrupted hours of sleep is a myth. #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor
Meme of an older woman saying “it’s been 84 years” in response to being asked when she last slept eight uninterrupted hours.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The crane really went postal over this. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke
Cartoon of a postman bird getting upset after someone says they tried to rearrange the letters of “postman.”
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A comic on dad being a jungle gym. A meme about kid meltdowns. And a quote about Dads being a role model. #dadjoke #meme #dadquote #dadlife #funny
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The best lessons don’t come from lectures — they come from watching your dad live them. #inspiringquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
Cartoon of a flexing brain with a quote about a father teaching hard work, humor, and integrity.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has been the rule for my one daughter since she was born... you really don't want to wake her up. #dadlife #dad #webcomic #ParentingHumor #FamilyHumor
Cartoon of a dad sneaking away from a sleeping purple T‑Rex with text saying the family rule is not to wake it.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing jolts you awake faster than a tiny foot to the face at 6 AM. #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor
Cartoon of a dad waking up in bed with a child’s foot pressed against his face.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes they just win... #dad #cartoon #animated #dadlife #funny
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He really needs to stop poking around in other people's business. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke
Cartoon of a sad syringe with a pun saying needles get under my skin.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A meme about having an inner conflict with myself and an outer conflict with my children. A quote about Dad's need more sleep. And a comic about playing with your kids. #dadjoke #meme #dadquote #dadlife #funny
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Life doesn’t come with instructions — but it does come with dads who improvise like champions. #inspiringquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
Illustration of stacked books with a quote saying life doesn’t come with an instruction book, which is why we have fathers.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's the game called family. The kids are the parents, and you are the kids. #dadlife #dad #webcomic #ParentingHumor #FamilyHumor
Cartoon of a dad lying on the floor saying he doesn’t want to make dinner while two kids look on like frustrated parents.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's very obvious. #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor
SpongeBob yelling with text about instinctively knowing when kids are tired.
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is this how your family is? Or are the rolls reversed? Or something else? #dad #cartoon #animated #dadlife #funny
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The Hitchhiking Guide To Dadding @guidetodadding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You've got to be squidding me. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke
Cartoon of two octopuses saying “We’re Itenticle,” a pun combining identical and tentacle.
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