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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

When a Bog Fred comes around, you must dip it! - D.M.B.Y.S.C.

Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

It has gotten quite cold, down there on Earth. At least in the northern bits, I reckon. The best way to combat the deep freeze is staying indoors and cozy, with a warm cup of something to drink. Tea, perhaps. And if duty beckons you outside? At least stay safe and nourished. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

There is a frenzied horse lost somewhere in the corridors here, and it has been rather inconvenient, I reckon. Of course, Time Captains does not mind, but it has been hard to reach him. Will things be like this for the whole year? ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

And just like that, it is 2026. Awoke first from the annual blackout. I reckon it is business as usual, now. Best of luck for the future! ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Hit the deck! Santa has reached maximum jollility, and he is positively-yet-negatively and even literally biblically accurate! This is going to be a long holiday, I reckon. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Happy Bog Fred day! ~ D.M.B.Y.S.C.

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Ah, the first snow. Always a little moving, majestic even. RTF is soaring through the sky with positive pervor, while everyone else is taking it in on the ground. Warm cup of tea in hand, of course, courtesy of yours truly. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

My boss is looking forward to the frost season, as he intends to teach Bog Fred to ice skate. Apparently he enjoys it a fair bit, never knew. I am unable to skate myself, but I plan to accompany them to the rink anyway. It is always nice to witness Santa treat Bog Fred like a son. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

The days are getting ever shorter... Time Captains doesn't seem to care at all, but to me it is a little mystical, still. A little extra night can be appreciated, especially by the sleepers in the world, I reckon. One could say that they could be getting the "big" sleeps. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I have been tasked with relaying a message for The Big Sleep, as it does not know how to use a computer. "The autumn breeze calls to you As the world turns to colours You put on a mask to hide your own To pretend, or perhaps To find out what you really are" I did not expect this from them. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Autumn has been truly great so far. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

It has been so warm recently, that The Big Sleep actually melted into a puddle. Of course, it is unharmed, merely showing off its feelings about the weather. Not that we are actually affected by it... ...The Big Sleep is just very empathetic. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

We have been trying to "gossip" amongst each other lately. Supposedly, The Big Sleep is hirsute. It's going alright so far, I reckon. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

In our modern world, one has to recall Helen of Troy. Once, the most beautiful woman in the world, with a "face that launched a thousand ships"... Nowadays, one doesn't even need beauty, or a beautiful soul to launch their own armada, to fight their pointless wars... Merely volume is needed. T.C.

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

It has been relatively calm here recently, uneventful. Always wise to appreciate that when it comes, I reckon. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Sometimes... ...I feel like I'm unable to look behind me, as if something both deep within me, and vastly beyond me reckons that I should not see what lies behind my back. Some other times, though, I just about spot that statue in my peripherals, just before I'm forced to face forward. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Corpus Christi? or Corpus Crispy? Mmm... I celebrate the latter with eggs and smoked lamb cuts, both fried. ~ D.M.B.Y.S.C.

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Ah, the summer solstice. Just around the corner... Business remains as usual, I reckon, but we do observe it in our own ways... Time Captains pulls an all-nighter, Santa chases the sunset around the globe, and I simply enjoy the elongated day. Hope that your solstice is as pleasant as ours! ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

It's June. Life is in full swing, everything is blossoming, growing, beautiful... All of nature is wondrously alive, including you. Don't let anyone tell you that you're not a part of it all. Happy Pride Month! ~ Egg T. Universe

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

We've tried to get The Big Sleep to make a post, but every time I check it before uploading, it is just an image of a QR code. I know it can speak, write, so I reckoned that it would post something else. But it is always just that code. Very, very peculiar. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I just had to inquire, for the sake of my nerves. Attempted to find out the easy way, but Time Captains didn't elaborate much. I had to consult my gaffer, then. Turns out I have nothing to worry about... ...but now I'm curious, he said it's "natural" yet also "inevitable". Hm... ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Something terrible is on the horizon, I can just feel it. Well, maybe not terrible, but something significant, I reckon. In fact, earlier, Time Captains has inexplicably exclaimed: "It is, It was, It is to come." whilst staring off into naught. I didn't get it then, but I'm afraid now. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Now that I think about it, it's strange that there isn't one of us for the consecutive May holidays. On the other hand, I reckon that it's better than there aren't too many of us. I wonder... ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

It's a beautiful day. We are considering having a picnic, but Time Captains won't leave his study. It would be a shame if he missed out, I reckon. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

I apologize for yesterday's posts. We were celebrating "my" day, however, unbeknownst to me, it intersected with a "special" other kind of holiday. Long story short, I ended up "intoxicated", and the posts came from and during my "flight of fancy", I reckon. This shouldn't happen again. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Actually we had egg today in celebration I reckon that makes me a cannibal

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

I can feel every innocent ovum consumed today All in the name of some bread man

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

It turns out, my higher-up really enjoys karaoke. A little unexpected, but it makes sense, I reckon. He especially enjoys doing some particular CSNY tunes, can't blame him. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Happy Trans Visibility Day. It is important to not underestimate the importance of a day such as this, as important as it is to not overlook your fellow human beings, regardless of what they choose to be. Grow, flourish, change. I see you. - D.M.B.Y.S.C.

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

I hope you enjoyed those posts by my fellows, it has been decided that they might make some from time to time. Although, it has been done so without me... ...and I am powerless to stop them. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

we have to kill ai artist - D.M.B.Y.S.C.

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

They are letting me have a post just one though im happy that theres a new rhythm heaven game coming ~ Bog F

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Today Patrick finally turns green. ~ D.M.B.Y.S.C.

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I should be very visible, I reckon. Riling up the phobic types is a splendid bonus on top. ~Egg T. Universe

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

As the only individual from amongst my kin whose special day tends to move around between each year, it does pose a bit of difficulty at times. But on the other hand, it's easier for me to forget about it, and therefore easier to throw a surprise event for me, I reckon! ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

I've had the honour of letting Bog Fred experience snow for the first time. We had a wonderful time, but I have observed that he has an unfair advantage in snowball fights. Lost one, but we made an igloo afterwards. Cozy! ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Who was in charge of Valentine's Day, again? I reckon that I have plum forgot, and my higher-up refuses to tell me. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

The concept of gender might not really apply to me or my fellows, but the right for people to be comfortable with who they are is doubtlessly an integral freedom of life. Anyone wishing to obscure or end such freedoms is, therefore, against life itself. Or simply "Trans Rights", as most say. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Here's a fun fact about me and my associates: We forget about New Year's every time until it's over! It's quite untroublesome, but we do miss an occasion to celebrate. As for the reason why, I'm afraid that it is literally unspeakable. That said, Happy New Year's! ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas, everyone. Everyone, everywhere, from all of us here. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

My superior is, without exaggeration, rocketing around our workplace, ricocheting off the walls, leaving everything more festive than it was before. It's not an issue aside from the occasional collision risk, but it makes Christmas seem tense and dangerous a good bit, no? ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I have asked Time Captains to rewrite history so that my preferred game release of this year took the top spot, but instead he wrote in his pick. And I am surprisingly fine with it, his taste is most respectable. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

My superior has a tendency to get progressively more antsy as Christmas approaches. Sure, he manages to get everyone excited at first, but it does slowly turn into a series of festive jumpscares. And then he's conked out until New Years. ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Someone just attempted to sell me "Burrow Insurance" for the winter. I shouldn't be living in a burrow, right? ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I have heard about these "Game Awards" and their nominations for "Game Of The Year". While they're all respectable in their own way, it is obvious that they did not let "Thank Goodness You're Here" in solely due to their fear of the games power. (I jest, of course.) ~ Egg

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Egg The Universe @gugubab83.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

And that's all for now! Surely it's a nice little welcome batch, gets things going. ~ Egg

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