Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Whenever I got the COVID vaccine back in 2021 I was promised I'd emit and resonate with 5G radiation, and yet, my phone still has shit service. Can't believe big pharma would lie to me like this 020
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 08/03/2025You become an adult when you discover your preference for the thickness of your ballpoint ink pens 000
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Streaming services NEED to have a shuffle button for episodic shows like normal cable tv. I do not want to watch Chopped front to back I want to watch random episodes and gage what year it's from by the creases in Ted's eyes. 000
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Got a lotta movies I need to watch, call that my cine-pile 000
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Musk hates Wikipedia because, as all fascists do, he wants a monopoly on information. Wikipedia is a beacon of neutral, fact-based knowledge. It's a database miles deep of every topic known to man, cited, and kept (mostly) free of vandalism or bias. He wants to control it. Bad. 000
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025When the Chili's and Applebee's margs rise to $20+ a pop we will see a great surge of leftist white women the likes we haven't seen since 1919 010
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025"Balatro can't be THAT addicting, it's literally just Rogue Poker" 2 hours later, no stops, no pauses, first run: 020
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Epic Rap Battles of History: The NSA v.s. the ductape over my webcam 010
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024My local coffee shop gives you the option of filling a fucking deli container with espresso 120
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Why did God give me fists if I wasn't supposed to choose violence? 030
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024There are so many people randomly following me at all times This is the only social media site where I have more followers than followed. Why are you all here 020
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I think 2025 should include more CEO murder, actually 000
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Yves Guillemot gotta be one of the worst game dev/pub CEOs out there 110
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Glasses broke, just glued them together and I'm letting them sit and cure for a bit. I wouldn't have lived before the invention of corrective lenses I am BLIND 010
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024History would tell you that the naval base of Pearl Harbor was attacked by Japan today and that was absolutely tragic and it flung us into the largest conflict of the 20th century But also es mi cumpleaños 🎉 000
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024My favorite part of turning a new number is changing my bio across like 5 different social media accounts 000
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Im at the oil change place and they're hitting my oil pan with a hammer repeatedly is that a good thing 020
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The roaches on the outside of my brain want to get inside my brain because it is warm and moist 000
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Dentists took my fucking wisdom bro can't have shit out here 010
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Yours are the hands of God. Go forth and act accordingly. 000
Guessingguy @guessingguy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I have devoted myself to thw pilgrimage here. I have deleted Twitter from my home screen, replaced it with this. 000
