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@guerrillagram.bsky.social
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I'm a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, and zip tied to an insane migratory water fowl. Australian. One of the flunkies from sector 7G. Former pilot. Writer. Historian. Traveller. Been watching the ebb and flow of world-class insanity my whole life.

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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Here's one for you. A French howitzer (I think) from the 1800s in Vung Tau, Vietnam. Part of a battery overlooking the entrance to the Saigon River for the defense of Saigon. It didn't help much... Taken over by new management in 1954 when the French lost Indochina, and again in 1975.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
That's like the sandwich problem from Spinal Tap...
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Arrest these terrorists immediately! Especially the dog! A photo of the reflecting pool in better times, before it became a crime to enjoy a public space.
An old, pre-Trump photo og the Reflecting pool in better days, with people freely wading in the non-algae infested waters, without fear of arrest. There is also a dog climbing out of the water, and even a guy with a bicycle in the pool. The water looks blue, and apparently clean of algae.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
To put the photo below into context, here is another photo. This other famous photo showed the brutality of an unjustifiable war in Vietnam, and contributed greatly to its ending.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The last two times I went to the Australian War Memorial, specifically to see G for George again, unfortunately both times the aircraft hall was under renovation and closed to the public. Luckily, I'd visited before, and will hopefully visit again. One of the world's great museums.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
From another crew that thought the same thing. "Gott Mit Uns" = "God Is With Us".
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Trump's happy day.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Just watching "Who is America?" with Sacha Baron Cohen. Never seen it before. Best laugh I've had in ages. I'm very surprised I didn't know this series existed. Some great moments with some seriously stupid people. Just a shame that they are now ruling America.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Here's a photo of the Aussie golden orb weavers.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Australia Post will suspend services to the US due to tariffs.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Singapore Changi airport at 4.30am. They are playing the music from #severance Mildly disturbing...
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Would explain a few things...
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Ha ha ha.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
And this is the reality...
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Hey, look everybody! I can be an ICE imposter too! www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006...
A photo of a black tactical vest available easily from AliExpress.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
This is me, wearing a mask. No big deal. Not scared, just not stupid enough to want to end up with some chronic health issue, or possibly die.
A man wearing a hard hat, safety glasses, industrial hearing protection, and a large rubber and plastic face mask with rectangular pod filters attached to each side.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
This seemed to work well enough in Italy...
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Is your child texting state secrets?
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
The Myanmar earthquake, as seen in Thailand. My friend in Vietnam told me she felt the earthquake even there. A tragic loss of life.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Singapore is not noted for its cacti. Yet Singapore airport has a rooftop cactus garden. Go figure. :)) Cacti at 4am.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I really hope this isn't true...
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I'm a fan of crypto, but I get the healthy scepticism. Here is the tulip chart...
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The "Crypto President" is absolutely wrecking crypto. There is absolutely no confidence in the US economy. The money is walking...
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Ground controllers are extremely important. Do not cut ANYTHING from the FAA. There is NO dead wood. The deadliest ever aircraft accident happened in Tenerife due to a lack of ground control. Two 747s collided on the runway, killing almost all passengers on both. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenerif...
A dramatic reenactment of the moment before a KLM and Pan Am 747 aircraft collided on the runway at Tenerife airport in 1977 killing 583 people.
The KLM 747 is just lifting off with very low visibility due to fog, as the Pan Am crosses the runway in front of it. Moments later, the KLM collides with the Pan Am.
Very similar in principle to the aborted landing in the video, although Tenerife had much lower visibility.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Trump is systematically disassembling any possible resistance to Russia. He is making the world weaker, and Russia stronger. Everything he does is just playing directly into Putin's hand. He's not just selling out America, he's selling out all of the democratic nations, in favor Russia.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Everything is for sale now.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Shitler.
Donald Trump's face superimposed onto a photo of Hitler in uniform, Trump is smirking, with a Hitler moustache.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Even Trump's own meme coin thinks he's going to crash the economy.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Even Trump's bogus meme coin thinks the tariffs are a stupid idea.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Who voted for this evil Bond villain?
Elon Musk portrayed as a Bond villain, sitting in a high backed chair, stroking a fluffy white cat, and wearing a Nazi style armband with the "X" logo, and a swastika lapel pin. 
He says "No, democracy. I expect you to DIE".
The cat is thinking "You voted for this asshole! Oh, wait... You didn't, did you?".
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Melania has been taking fashion tips from MAD magazine. Fair enough, I guess.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
"Get a brain!".
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I don't know how valid this is, but may explain it.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I never thought I'd live in a time when this would be relevant as anything but a historical document...
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Phase 1: Send Trump your money. Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: Profit! Couldn't possibly be a scam, could it?
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Just for something different, here's a handsome little guy I came across in Vietnam last month.
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
It's pretty obvious what's going on here... Why are people still buying into this rubbish?
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Simon @guerrillagram.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
This didn't happen overnight. It's been stewing away for a loooong time.
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