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Matty

@guerresok.bsky.social
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44, INFJ, Hopeless romantic, Avid reader, love polar bears, dogs, the colors blue, green, and purple, gaming (d&d, pc, ps5, Nintendo switch 2). Night owl. New England area. Monogamous. Unwanted. Forever alone.

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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social Slightly random, but was browsing imgur for a couple after work and saw a pic, and absolute first thought... huh, mrs H needs that sweater. 😆🐸 imgur.com/gallery/wedn...
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social 🐸😂
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social speaking of plushies... Youtooz is in the process of making a 9" jimothy plush up for pre order, launching in Sept. (legit site, have ordered figures from them a few times before) youtooz.com/products/jim...
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social Slightly random, but it feels like every time I'm on IG or wherever, these show up in the ads. and Obv always reminds me of you. lol. (there are cat, ducky, and goat ones too. They apparently make their animal noises.) duckeys.com/products/cro...
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Croakey - Fidget toy that Ribbits!
Collectable Keycaps for Gaming Keyboards.
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@kaliceleste.bsky.social gooooooooooooood mornin'. 😉😂 Hope you have a nice day. 😊 (sorry lol. I'm still tired and in one of those goofy moods.)
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
@kaliceleste.bsky.social (if you noticed the other notification: or whatever you're hungry for. I know it was teriyaki last time. Just being a goof with semi-alliteration.) 😘 get yourself something yummy. 🫂
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@kaliceleste.bsky.social interested? 😉😂😘 Jk
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
@kaliceleste.bsky.social you might come to regret that decision. I hope this uploads... It's a 19sec video clip. I'm not a fan of TikTok and don't use it, but was forwarded this short clip lol... On the off chance it doesn't work, I have a backup yt link that doesn't have this imagery.
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social comic courtesy of oglaf, but figured you might chuckle at least. Bouncy boobs and frogs, what more could you ask for? 😂 😂
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@kaliceleste.bsky.social happy birthday! Hope it's a good one. 😊
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Happy Birthday Snoopy and Woodstock
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social more frog/toad shenanigans. 😂 (that last one obv isn't directed at you, I just found it that way.)
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@sabrinabishop.bskyverified.social Happy birthday. Hope it's a good one.
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a dog wearing a party hat , sunglasses , and a bow tie is blowing out candles on a birthday cake .
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Not that anyone cares, but... Huh. Just found out my old boss(when I still worked 2nd shift, instead of 3rd) passed away a few days ago. No idea of the cause. He was younger than I am. I think he was only 38-39. We hasn't chatted much in a couple of years, but regardless... Rest in peace, John.
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
@rixiadigivolved.bsky.social happy birthday! I hope it ends up being a wonderful one.
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social you're probably going to laugh at me, but I must apologize. I picked up the re-done Pokémon leaf green on my switch and I didn't pick bulbasaur as my starter. I picked squirtle. *hides* 🫣😂 totally thought of you when I did it too. Saw them and thought PJ loves bulbasaur!
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Well, it was yesterday. Whatever. Idk why I'd expect any different every year.
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social kinda random, but saw a friend post this elsewhere and made me think of you. 😂 Frog/toad stuff, that is.
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social happy birthday, beautiful! Hope it's a good one. 😊
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a frog wearing a top hat is dancing and saying `` happy birthday ! ''
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social Kinda random, idk if you're into silly t-shirts, but Teeturtle is having a big sale this weekend. They have lots of frog/toad related merch shirts/plushies/i think a tote bag? (plenty of cat stuff too) teeturtle.com/collections/...
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social oh,that reminds me. Saw this and thought of you, from posting about frogs n toads the other day! Silly meme.
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social pretty sure you're further West, but hope you and the Mr are safe from the storms! Seeing lots of tornado warnings, though they're south of me. Just lots of severe thunderstorm alerts.
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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a cartoon teddy bear says " a big hug from me to u miss you and love you "
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
@siridahl.com happy birthday! Hope it's a good one.
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
@alexxxcoal.bsky.social happy birthday, beautiful! (I think? I hope my memory isn't wrong) hope you have a great day.
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
@codivore.bsky.social happy birthday, Codi! Hope it's a great one.
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
@rixiadigivolved.bsky.social happy birthday! Hope it's a good one! 😊
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a birthday cake with fireworks in the background and the words happy birthday
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Tfw no one cares it's your birthday. 😢
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social happy birthday, beautiful! Hope it's a great one. 🫂 (hug emoji)
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
@housewifeswag.com 💜🫂💚🫂💜
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social you seem to have another scammer/impersonator. Got a notif about a follow a few ago, which was a dead giveaway lol. Already reported, linking you as the real one.. But figured I'd let you know anyways. bsky.app/profile/mrsp...
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
@housewifeswag.com yay. Happy birthday, Tay! 🎂 Ily5e. 💜 🫂 💚 Super big squishyful hugs. Hope you have a wonderful day.
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
@housewifeswag.com 💜🫂💚
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Well, I doubt anyone cares... But I made cheesecake Brownies for today. From scratch. None of that box mix stuff. About the 4th time I've done so. Here's a few pics from the pan, straight out of the oven from each time I have. They've always been a hit! Super delicious. 😊
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Matty @guerresok.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Not that anyone cares.. Pronouns: He/Him Height: 6'1"-6'2" ish Shoe: 14 4E mens US ish Zodiac: Pisces, on the cusp of Aquarius. Smoke: Never Tattoos: None atm, but have a lot of ideas. Piercings: None. Non-alcoholic Drink: Water? Alcoholic: Rarely drink, but I guess fruity margaritas.
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