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the idiot also known as @LadyTaury | 27 | she/her | british guccimald.straw.page || AUTISM BLAST 💥💥💥💥💥

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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
YEAR OF THE ASS CLOWN BABYYYY
1999: active shooter, adorkable, apophenoa, ass clown, asshat, avian dinosaur, bling, blog, blogger, blogosphere, carbon footprint, clickbait, coltan, come-to-jesus moment, cord-cutting, crashout, crybully, epigenomic, e-reader, e-scooter, esport, e-waste, FPS, hoarding disorder, incel, K-pop, lopinavir, luma, med spa, metabolomics, OPS, padawan, pwn, red pill, tabata, texting, transmasculine, vape, yellow-legged hornet.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
hey quick question who's the most frequent poster in the science-cock channel
#science-cock discord channel, the last four messages are all Rory.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
rancid rat (cissy): I WAS ABOUT TO SAY 'KH4 REVEAL' AS A JOKE. APOLLO.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
i need him carnally its insane
Hondo Ohnaka with one of his fuckass bird-monkeys.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
idk what they say in italy. buon giorno joestar or whatever.
A corned beef and lettuce sandwhich with the crusts removed, a copy of Un Caso Assai Bizzarro, 6 pills, and a 20 oz cup meant for protein shakes filled with blackcurrant squash instead.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
she has her own bedroom like a real girl.
A Rimworld muffalo named Deborah, fast asleep in her own personal bedroom, which is just a side table and a bed in the corner.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
and we're in the americas...
"I've connected the two dots."
"You didn't connect shit."
"I've connected them."
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
MAUSHOLD!!!!!
Special Pokemon 30 logo in a light-grey blue with Maushold.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
hear me out. with a mentor symbol.
The Chosen from Smosh.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS
A warrior cats family tree on FamilyEcho. The only important part is Oatwhisker and Pigeonflight, two toms, and their children Runningbrook and Webfoot. Oatwhisker's profile note says TRANSGENDER BEAM.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
no context au planning
Meanwhile in ThunderClan, Spottedleaf doesn't die and is forced to take on Snowkit (Snowpaw) as an apprentice by Tigerstar because he's deaf. #AbleismWins.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
floatshimmer's teen pregnancy, willowpelt's missing mate(s), the incest, oakstar's first mate, snowbird's entire life:
The elephant in the room says Address Me.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
fuck it. sure. install homestuck onto my phone. whatever.
A Chrome mobile prompt asking to install Homestuck.com.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
you will never comprehend how obsessed i am with marcus the worm and the marcus remixes
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
WAIT i like to think im good at characters feeling overwhelmed and lost. exhibit a.
Pig had never seen a cat dead.

 It only hit him when seeing the bodies of the fallen prepared to vigil. He'd emerged after the Great Wave after any dead were taken care of. Fish, crabs, rats, those he could handle, but a fellow cat? It took much of his energy to keep his stomach from upending itself.

And poor Wave Dapples. She should have been with her kits. She should have been in the nursery with the queens until the pair were old enough. When her time came in years to come, it should have been near her namesake. She should be lay there asleep, not dead.

Through the whole process, Pig had been uncharacteristically silent. He was silent again when he joined Squid Bait and Goldfish to dig. That was something he could do for her now, at least.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
ok sure, ill answer in the morning
1 like = my favourite character.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
real ones know there was a sequel
A crying cartoon seal says "I don't know what I'm doing but I hope it's DPS."
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
said by me on call, made by a friend in snapchat, posted on their rp shitpost twitter. it does the rounds in mmo circles every so often and still makes me laugh.
A crying cartoon seal says "I look stupid and do very little dps."
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
the only screenshot to have a note and its "schlrrrrrp-thp-thp-thp'
A screenshot from Pokemon Legends Z-A. L is facing away from the camera, towards a blue digital screen. My player is wide stance squatting so her head is right in his crotch.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Spamton, covered in shaving foam, following by Kris, Susie, and Ralsei. The text box says "I'M NEVER [Doing that] AGAIN."
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
girl im fucking british
New York Islanders followed you.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
"make the most of the space" "be sensible with the gravship" fuck you, penis pulsar
A screenshot of Rimworld featuring the half-constructed foundations of a gravship. It's shaped like a penis.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
OKAY BLUESKY DM SUCKS ASS BEHOLD LITTLE GUY
A Makuhita/Spheal fusion. The main Spheal body is yellow with a grey unerside, 2 and a half pink-red circles, and the silly squint and head bow of Makuhita.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
london's natural history museum had the funniest tapir (?) taxidermy model thing last i went and i pray to every deity its still there when i next go
A model of the ugliest ancient tapir/pig thing. It's ears are several inches down it's combined head and neck, it's eyes are rolling upwards, and it's mouth is agape like an old man coughing.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
okay
A tier list.
ON MY KNEES: Cid, Urianger.
Would: Ahewann, Ardbert, Arenvald, Artoirel, Aymeric, Chai-Nuzz, Edmont, Emet-Selch, Erenville, Hien, Estinien, Fourchenault, Gaius, G'raha, Hancock, Haurchefant, Hermes, Hythlodaeus, Lahabrea, Magnai, Maxima, Mitron, Montichaigne, Nabriales, Nero, Ran'jit, Raubahn, Regula, Rhitahtyn, Riol, Thancred, Varis, Zenos.
Hear me out: Amon, Biggs, Conrad, Godbert, Gosetsu, Grynewaht, Hildebrand, Hraesvelgr, Midgardsormr, Vrtra, Nidhogg, Runar, Quintus.
Not gay but--: Dulia-Chai, Livia, Merlwyb, Moenbryda, Y'shtola.
No: Alphinaud, Asahi, Coultenet, Hoary Boulder, Themis, Emmanellain, Feo Ul, Ilberd, Jullus, Kai-Shirr,  Laurentius, Lolorito, Kokkol, Louisoix, Magnus, Matsya, Pippin, Papalymo, Seto, Sicard, Teledji, Thordan, Valdeaulin, Valens, Vauthry, Wedge, Yuyuhase.
Women!: Alisaie, Ameliance, Cirina, F'lhaminn, Fordola, a guy from the Ala Mhigan resistance I put in the wrong tier so he's one of the girls now, Gaia, Hilda, Kan-e-Senna, Krile, Lucia, Lyna, Lyse, Matoya, Minfilia, Mikoto, M'naago, Nael, Nanamo, Nashu, Yugiri, Nidhana, Ryne, Sadu, Tataru, Venat, Tesleen, Yotsuyu, Ysayle.
Baby!: Alpha, Beq Lugg, Ga Bu, Livingway, Meteion, Puddingway.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
i just updated mine for the month!!
A QR Code for Animal Crossing Pocket Camp.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
im scayud
24 Notifications on Bluesky.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
i made one banger ffxiv tweet and thats it
Tweet from 'moved to guccimald!!' @LadyTaury.
Dulia-Chai: we're having a baby!
Alphi: Congratulations. :)
Chai-Nuzz: It's you. Sign this adoption form.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Gaia - Shadows Cast At Sunset (Shadow). A close 'friend' of Bird, despite being opposites in many ways. The two met when Shadow lost her memories, except for a voice in her head. The voice was revealed to be an ancient cat, Running Stream, and Shadow the reincarnation of his mate Grove Shadow.
A little black cat with dark blue eyes and a notably red nose.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Ryne - Bird That Sings At Dawn (Bird). A young cat from the tribes with a mysterious connection to Echostar. She was held captive by The Tribe of Eternal Light until Whitewave rescued her. She has since become her own cat, literally, with Echostar's connection severed and her appearance changing.
A little cream cat with pale blue eyes.A little ginger cat with green eyes.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Tataru - Lilacsong. LightClan's other mediator, though unlike Bluesage she prefers to take on more passive roles, such as gathering herbs or fixing up the camp. That being said, she's known for being relentless in diplomacy.
A lilac cat with heather eyes. A sprig of lavender decorates her ear.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
G'raha - Windrise. A lifelong friend of Brightears, the two have been denmates since kithood. For a time, he was known as Stoneteller to The Tribe of Hidden Night. (please pretend his eyes are red)
A dark ginger, almost red cat with copper eyes because the generator did not have red.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Alisaie - Redstrike. Bravestar's granddaughter. A new warrior, but proud and fearsome in battle. She was the one to suggest decorating their tails to Bluesage, in the hopes it would stop others from mixing up the two. It works... most of the time.
A short-furred white cat with dark blue eyes, this time with red feathers scattered along her tail.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Alphinaud - Bluesage. Bravestar's grandson, he tried his paw at both healing and fighting, but he eventually found his path as LightClan's mediator. However, he can still be found helping the warriors' in their duties.
A short-furred white cat with dark blue eyes and matching feathers scattered along his tail.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Y'shtola - Frostshade. She trained as a healer for a time, but found her true calling as a warrior. She can still be found frequently assisting Brightears and Shimmersky in their den. A battle took her sight, yet this seemed to only strengthen her resolve.
A short-furred dusky brown colourpoint. Her eyes are a very pale cyan and marked with several scars.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Thancred - Whitewave, a senior warrior. He mentored both Echostar and Bird, a young cat from a distant tribe. His stealth skills are unmatched, even after a fight that almost cost the sight in one eye.
A lon-furred white cat with one brown eye, one blue eye. A scar passes over the blue eye, and a bite has scarred on his neck.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Urianger - Shimmersky, LightClan's other primary healer. Although lacking a connection to Shining Light like Brightears, his ability to receive and interpret prophecies from StarClan are nothing short of masterful.
A long-furred, pale brown cat with gold eyes. He has darker brown stripes on his face and tail. A rye stalk hangs from his ear as an accessory.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Krile - Brightears, one of LightClan's healers. Like Echostar, she has a connection to Shining Light that allows her to communicate with other creatures. Her father found her as a kit, but never divulged the full details before his passing.
Pixel art of a long-furred golden bengal cat with cyan eyes.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Minfilia - Echostar, formerly known as Echopath and current leader of LightClan after the death of Bravestar. She has a strange connection to an ancient cat called Shining Light, granting her the ability to read others' true intentions. (and because i forgot - all art comes from ClanGen)
Pixel art of a long-furred cream cat with blue eyes. Her paws and tail tip are white.
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
this placeholder goes out to @bakooljaja.bsky.social especially
Text: Gulool Ja Ja - Sunperch and Wingstep.

Bakool Ja Ja - Clawheart and Heartclaw (this is stupid, change that)
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see-
A strawpage ask: CID GARLOND. THOUGHTS?
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danniWEEN @guccimald.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
if you see this i invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation
A dark grey tank top with a crudely drawn image of Kermit the Frog as The Joker. White cursive text belove reads "You fuck?"
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