guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 20/05/2026(loading screen after i die in a car crash) turn signals can be used to signal your intentions to other motorists. 040
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 09/05/2026(woke friend eulogizing me at my funeral) and he was conventionally attractive 031
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 13/04/2026i wanna see jd vance in an all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight situation 010
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 01/04/2026that look he gives u before tossing u into israel's meat grinder 000
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 27/03/2026the half a tank in my 20 year old truck about to be worth more than the truck 020
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 27/03/2026kash patel, holding a cigar in both hands. smelling it with his eyes closed. 020
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 16/03/2026i heard a bunch of the movies up for oscars were tied and they let the racial tourettes guy cast the deciding vote 001
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Operation Guy Points A Gun At You, Pulls Your Pants Down, Sniffs Your Dick And Shoots Himself In The Head 000
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 13/03/2026the only dark enlightenment based groyper with any credibility left who can raise thule and ring in the new hyperborean age? that's right it's senator marsha blackburn 000
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 10/03/2026i just started running my washer and the fumes nearly knocked me over. stronger than country club pool water 120
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 06/03/2026no iranian in iran ever sold one of my utilities to private equity 040
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 05/03/2026the orthodox erikans and the candician order both claim to have remaining fragments of the gun of tyler; however, both claims are disputed by kirkologist breiyghlen lawnservice at the university of draftkings 000
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 03/03/2026one thing the enlisted men in vietnam learned is you can just blow up your commanding officer and no one will ever find out 020
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 03/03/2026my job is safe because language model agents are just taking the place of boomers as coworkers who don't know how to open pdf 030
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 03/03/2026iran is about to find out why we let child rapists run everything 👊🇺🇸🔥 040
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 28/02/2026so you're allowed to marry an axe murderer, but you're not supposed to murder an axe marrier 010
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 24/02/2026if you're asexual and you have sex you're a scab in the sex strike, which is still going btw 120
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 18/02/2026imagined a lost three six mafia song called "lent got me bent (ashed out)" 1436
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 10/02/2026why did the pedo mafia spend so much trying to make people hate bad bunny specifically 1101
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026the rapist occupied supreme court will double down on kkkavanaugh SStops 030
Reposted by guaphNew Orleans Democratic Socialists of America @neworleansdsa.bsky.social · 03/02/2026🌹 The February 2026 Voter Guide is here! Read the full voter guide at bit.ly/FEB2026-VG 🔗 in bio 🗳️Election day is Saturday February 7th. Polls are open between 7:00 am - 8:00 pm. Find your polling location at bit.ly/nola-voterportal 🔗 in bio #neworleans #dsa #voterguide #leftist #election 045
Reposted by guaphskooks @skookses.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Stuck around after KDV for a program of street wrestling presented by the Krewe of Hellarious Wingnuts. Three matches: 1) Helena vs Helena vs Helena 2) Entergy vs Bird, Mylar, and Squirrel 3) Bachelorettes vs. Drinks sold on Bourbon Street 43610
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 25/01/2026right wing intellectual vanguard is like "it's called friend enemy distinction. that means i worship child rapists and i want to kill you. this is obvious correct how are you not convinced?" 030
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 25/01/2026halt citizen, it has been over 48 hours since you last praised israel on linkedin 010
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 23/01/2026the feds are over here doing roving white terror on midsize cities, meanwhile mamdani is instituting social democracy in one city. and he's doing it all with a perfectly rinsed ass 150
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 14/01/2026all great world-historic gains appear, so to speak, twice. first as pumps, then as cramps 021
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 11/01/2026usha vance is not barefoot and chained to the stove. she's on board with all of this 040
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 10/01/2026jd vance: "news flash, asshat: it's called ephebophilia, and it's natural. mary was 14 when she gave birth, so methinks you might wanna take that one up with le big sky daddy upstairs" 020
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 19/12/2025has dsa addressed this guy showing up in the epstein files? bringing the org into disrepute… 030
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 16/12/2025career woman from the big city brought her broken down mercedes into my mechanic shop with the bed & breakfast upstairs. told her the part won't be in till after christmas 😈 1375
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 11/12/2025misogynist guy who thinks god is a woman and that's why bad things happen 120
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 10/12/2025my screen time is pretty low these days can somebody tell me what's up with guys wearing dark glasses at the gym 100
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 06/12/2025now take these chains off me and say that all again say it all to me 000
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 25/11/2025conflict re: israel inside the institutional “left” is how to resolve the contradiction between the principle of universal human rights and support for a genocidal ethnostate. the contradiction on the right is between support for a genocidal ethnostate and the principle of universal antisemitism 010
guaph @guaph.bsky.social · 18/11/2025if holiday entertaining is stressing you out just remember that oven utilization is a 5 dimensional np complete bin packing problem 030
