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George Smith 🀄

@gsmith695.bsky.social
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A Faint Clap of Thunder "Real Man" of BlueSky surprisingly, not actually gay 🏳️‍🌈 I get lesbians empl*yed No. 1 Lynne opp - RIP lynne 2026 🕊 Suffering from anxiety 🙃 Official armpit fan Struggling with alcohol Depressed without her Rectal bleeder

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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 14h
I can tell time has passed by the wash of your denim The blue never lasts, but it doesn't fade for me It doesn't fade for me
Blue
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Got the back to work Monday blues :( Is it home time yet
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Throwback, more like throw it back.. Rhymes with grug
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found out ive got pigs in blankets for dinner.. Just came in my trousers #food
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck the sleep schedule Start the goon schedule No wonder shes the one keeping me up at night #win
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Help im legitimately listening to Yousng Gravy 💀💀
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is ice cream becoming my new #kfc Maybe I need chicken flavoured sauce
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you could wish for anything, would you wish for a grape, or a pencil sharpener?
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New music coming soon "SOBER" by A_SHEZ
SOBER
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#TungBigCheese
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
H is so sus icl
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEED IN MY BELLY
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Spot the difference
Photo of a frog
Photo of BH
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Its not the same as it was.. for all of us
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The face i made when luna the dog was found
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thinking about the time when @cockloverxciibh.bsky.social got banned from meeting A_SHEZ
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck #mondays
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Coming soon
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thhink ive gone off chicken #kfc
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Don't You Slip Away Out now 🚨🚨🚨 youtu.be/5GFK57YWu_o?...
youtu.be
A_SHEZ - Don't You Slip Away - Freestyle
YouTube video by George Smith
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Had a thaught that some guy with REALLY BIG feet was trying to be funny saying his pp size (in inches) was the same as his shoe size.. But then the wizzard appears and made his shoes really small by casting magic spell Then the wizzard grew his shoes and his pp - See my drawing below :)
Drawing of a wizzard who puts a spell on guy to make his penis smaller and then the wizzards shoes grow
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@nat0705.bsky.social really screwed me over today and its not even 10AM Cheers buddy :( Forcing you to come back from CANADA EARLY you cunt
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dont want to go back to work. Gonna miss paris 🇫🇷🥐
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If thats the size of his thumb.. should see the size of his cock #france #laDéfense
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Katy // is listening to the wolfman take a piss @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Get ready to stomp your way through some new sounds! 🦬 'WE WERE FED THE SCRAPS' EP is officially out now on streaming, debut album, 'Starts and Ends,' has dropped too! Let me know what you think! @bsky.app #independentartist #solo #music #bisonhead open.spotify.com/artist/06fyp...
open.spotify.com
Bison Head
Artist · 4 monthly listeners.
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Would like to say big thanks to @holly10.bsky.social for making me homemade biscuits with chocolate but I cant show u how good they look as I ate them all :) See photo of box
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New #KFC logo ewwwwwww
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BradgotBluesky @brabley.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why does the RP keep complaining im hard all the time… Like Rizz Partner it’s your fault for looking to good
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If these orange tokens were pink they would look the same colour as #peptobismol
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#Toad
Toad on the spadeToad on the ground
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Might not be empl*yed after this one chat
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Im on the midnight train
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Dont think im making into the office tomorrow
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Pulse and cocktails in wolves being right next to Ablow st will never not be funny Get it. A BLOW 😭
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not my day #spiders
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My balls
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Norton Bog never looked so good xoxo
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Holly @holly10.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The urge to run away and move to a forest with my bf so no one can ever make me work a 6:45am- 10:20pm finish ever again
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
How i look when holly touches my butt in public 🤯
Mr. Goose tried to eat my ice cream then looked at me all funny
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Why is it every time I want to fucking go anywhere or do anything nice, my nose starts running and im sneezing all over the place 💀
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Big thank you to slim chickens table 219 for making me who I am today #slims #cannock #lesbians
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cant sleep
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have drank 1ltr of water today :) Everybody clap for me #stayhydrated
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Banana: 1 Geogre: 0
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Do i like dogs, No Do i know what its like to loose a pet, No Do i feel bad for the owner, Yes Do i think everyone has gone too far and want them to move on desperately, YES
A very very high quality almost imax style photo of luna the missing dogImage of Facebook comment from Sandra being a twat
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
👀👀
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Navel Piercing 2029
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Day 1 of eating #weetabix for breakfast , round 2
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George Smith 🀄 @gsmith695.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
How @yanthony05.bsky.social looks when hes dating a woman with the same name as my sister knowing full well he's been joking about her for years 🤬🤬🤬
Dis grace ful
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