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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃

@gsjphd.bsky.social
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Necromancer. Schoolteacher. Big galoot. Bespoke homemade opinions. (he/him) Arthropod enthusiast, echino-curious. Eamus Catuli, illegitimi non carborundum.

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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 2h
yeah that's a terror tactic also. both Hamas and the Israeli government are run by terrorists and their enablers. is that supposed to be a gotcha?
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 2h
It keeps getting easier and easier to see who actually wants an end to the killing and who just wants the shoe to be on the other foot. Everyone responsible for this is filth.
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Stav Zeitouni @stzeitouni.bsky.social · 5h
Israelis for Peace NYC - who are near and dear to my heart - held a vigil in which they read testimonies and eulogies of both Israelis & Palestinians on this incredibly difficult night. It's not for everyone, but to have it disrupted in this way is absolutely shameful.
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 3h
all kinds of what? drugs?
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 4h
hey, it worked for Thälmann, right?
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 4h
I was both a student and an instructor during those initial lockdowns and I dunno about other fields but geoscience just cannot be taught properly without in-person labs. (geophysics MAYBE.)
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 4h
Thank you to the people who were explaining to me that he meant to say something else
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 5h
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Shrimp Dancing
Alt: Shrimp Dancing
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 5h
look, agreeing in broad ideological strokes with each other has never before stopped us from incessant backbiting
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 5h
most bewildering scare quotes of the week
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Kiersten Formoso, PhD(epressed) @formorphology.bsky.social · 9h
Got some exciting new mosasaur research out today in Current Biology! How fast could these predators burst? www.cell.com/current-biol...
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Mosasaur tail morphology reveals burst swimming performance and ecological diversity
Formoso et al. develop a drag-based “slam-start” model to estimate lunge velocity in four mosasaurs from skeletal and muscle reconstructions. Tail curl amplitude mainly drives performance: russellosau...
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 9h
3. also known as the Green Lantern Theory of Government
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 9h
can't believe he didn't check his "recovered from homelessness and drug addiction" privilege smdh
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 9h
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 9h
Avakian? that bum
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 9h
o7
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 9h
nice of them to put a Magen David on him and label him "Ziohran" just in case there was any doubt about them being antisemite freaks (derogatory)
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 10h
giving Northern Ireland as an example of *rejecting* a two state solution is, frankly, hallucinatory.
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 11h
my favorite is the ink brush subplot
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 11h
The Remarkable Journey of Prince Jen! a pretty good bit of, I guess I'd call it chinoiserie fantasy that doesn't lean too heavily into Orientalism (see also: the Diaries of Number Ten Ox by Barry Hughart)
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 11h
sending an army of boars to lay waste to that account: 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 11h
there's a disturbing number of people in the replies who have decided not only that the IDF secretly killed most of the victims, but that it's an obvious fact as opposed to a brainworm hallucination.
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 14h
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Spongebob & Mr. Krabs: Licking Doorknobs
Alt: Spongebob & Mr. Krabs: licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 14h
these guys are a minor faction in a Fallout game
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 14h
got laid off from the butt-sniffing plant today lads my recruiter says most job prospects are in barking these days
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 14h
intercommunal violence in the Levant only began in 1937? big if true
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 20h
dunno about you but I sold my sanity instead.
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
there's gonna be freaks (derogatory) of all persuasions with some sizzling takes about why their preferred kind of genocide or ethnic cleansing is Good Actually
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
fake fans
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
frankly, Esther 7:9-10
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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy Hanukkah
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"made the SAT easier for Asians" does he have any clue how that would even work? does he think they added a bunch of questions about how to work a rice cooker?
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Tupperware Cabinet Avalanche
Alt: a woman in an infomercial opens her kitchen cabinets and is knocked ass over teakettle by a deluge of Tupperware
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Clintonist (Reformed Orthodox)
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we hit 'em with the Yossele Hustle
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"he's a brave truth-teller who speaks truth to power, except for all the consistent lying that serves entrenched reactionary interests and shields them from consequences" 🅾️kay 🅱️uddy
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dawg you think this guy is a brave truth-teller but also understand that he's a willing participant in the coordinated character assassination of SA survivors (plural) and you see no tension between the two? your brain is smoooooooooove
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my genuine reaction:
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Ichiban Kasuga: Essence of High Noon Laser
Alt: Ichiban Kasuga: Essence of High Noon Laser
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Nobel Prize @nobelprize.org · 06/10/2026
Cosmic neutrinos with extremely high energies are very rare, so an enormous volume of ice is needed to observe an adequate number of collisions. The IceCube Neutrino Observatory covers an entire cubic kilometre and was finished in 2011.
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rather than a traditional awards ceremony, a blindfolded Dr. Halzen will retrieve his medal from within an Olympic swimming pool by following the splash it made.
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
texas, where even the vegetarian restaurants serve steak
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tbh Denken IS extremely broken that fakeout was diabolical, all wizardry no mana
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Frieren Denken
Alt: clip from Frieren Denken, a short man in a white tunic with a big brown beard, looks like he's about to throw an overhand punch at another man running at him but twists to the side and seamlessly turns it into an uppercut.
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean all the rape apologia is part of it
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
they KOed him with an ultimate
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what, just because the guy is a huge piece of shit you think it's somehow just and funny for vile fates to befall him? okay, when it's put like THAT
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
she got the promotional Mountain Dew wrap
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
not all that different from how male gorillas will sometimes form bachelor groups (often involving relatives but not always)
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hard work beats raw talent every time. speaking as a former gifted kid slacker who had to learn to work hard and push through. I went to grad school with a good few people who maybe didn't quite have my raw brainpower but are far better researchers than I am because they're more diligent & driven.
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