Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026This is what I get for pinning my bracket hopes on a mustelid. #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma woman in a pink jacket and tie is standing in front of a map and says we don 't learn do we .ALT: a woman in a pink jacket and tie is standing in front of a map and says we don 't learn do we . 2190
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Despite the outcome you have to respect the death roll #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma man in a white shirt is looking into a body of waterALT: a man in a white shirt is looking into a body of water 040
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026But the mold infects his nictitating membrane. right? Right? RIGHT? #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying right tob .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying right tob . 060
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026What is that? Incidental Siren? #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character is holding a bouquet of flowers and says " yoo hoo " in front of a carALT: a cartoon character is holding a bouquet of flowers and says " yoo hoo " in front of a car 020
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026My mood has shifted from Scratch to Security #2026MMM 010
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026This seems like an odd detail… #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of batman wearing a blue cape and mask with his hand on his chin .ALT: a cartoon of batman wearing a blue cape and mask with his hand on his chin . 040
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma man in a christmas elf costume is making a funny face and says nooooooo !!!ALT: a man in a christmas elf costume is making a funny face and says nooooooo !!! 040
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026#2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character sitting in front of a coleco computer with the word refresh below himALT: a cartoon character sitting in front of a coleco computer with the word refresh below him 050
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026WHY DOES NOTHING EVER HAPPEN TO THE WHALE #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a whale and a chicken with abc 's written on the bottomALT: a cartoon of a whale and a chicken with abc 's written on the bottom 130
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026But before hippo can leave the field of battle rogue sharks show up consuming bebe whale and mother sinks to the inky depths of depression. Hippo outlasts whale #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma man is sitting in a chair with his finger in his mouth and the words `` it could happen '' written on the bottom .ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his finger in his mouth and the words `` it could happen '' written on the bottom . 050
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Uffda Aurochs looks on, watching Sea Cow turn into goo #2026MMM 040
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Oh that irascible rascal! #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma man wearing a life jacket is sitting next to a woman on a boat .ALT: a man wearing a life jacket is sitting next to a woman on a boat . 050
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026#2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma man is sitting in a car with the words " mm-mmm there goes the neighborhood " above himALT: a man is sitting in a car with the words " mm-mmm there goes the neighborhood " above him 020
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Tonight’s #2026MMM soundtrack will be Peter Gabriel bc I need some Animal Magic to protect and save my bracket 280
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026… and then does a little victory dance to the slamming beats of Fcuker #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of a hippopotamus standing on top of a green field .ALT: a cartoon drawing of a hippopotamus standing on top of a green field . 1111
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026which is the field of battle, if anyone is keeping track #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma woman is sitting at a desk with a cup of coffee and the words `` actually '' written on it .ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk with a cup of coffee and the words `` actually '' written on it . 040
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026You are a genius. I don’t know how you synched this GIF to my #2026MMM soundtrack 050
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026SPLASH FIGHT #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma group of people are rowing boats in a lake and the words lil ' gifs are on the bottom of the screenALT: a group of people are rowing boats in a lake and the words lil ' gifs are on the bottom of the screen 070
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026TAKE THAT WEASELS #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma group of ferrets are standing next to each other in front of a stone wall with a caption that says pop pop goesALT: a group of ferrets are standing next to each other in front of a stone wall with a caption that says pop pop goes 050
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026As much as I heart Gray Foxes my money is on the croc #2026MMMmedia.tenor.comEdward Jackson Edward Jackson X Alligator GIFALT: Edward Jackson Edward Jackson X Alligator GIF 050
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Something tells me I should have seen that one coming… #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo stands in front of a chain link fence with a casino sign behind himALT: a man in a tuxedo stands in front of a chain link fence with a casino sign behind him 150
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Rhino better narwhal that whale or my bracket will be … disappointed #2026MMM 030
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 25/03/2026This sounds like an interesting book even if it only serves as a first foray into some of these issues. I’m curious about your thoughts on place-based connections to nature and if that is something field stations can help foster 000
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Tonight’s #2026MMM soundtrack will be Fcukers bc I’m feeling L.U.C.K.Y.media.tenor.coma woman is sitting at a desk with the words i think i have a really good chance to win above herALT: a woman is sitting at a desk with the words i think i have a really good chance to win above her 030
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I see no reason for this award. Marc should be commended for thinning the primate herd, especially in this case since the gorilla bumbled their way into that battle #primatebias #2026MMM 130
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026It’s called consent, Oliver! #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma group of people are sitting at a table and one of them is asking what 's this guy 's dealALT: a group of people are sitting at a table and one of them is asking what 's this guy 's deal 180
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026OMG this is perfection #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32 010
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Hang on a sec, is *this* where babies come from? It kind of makes sense if you think about it #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma flock of storks are flying in the sky carrying a baby .ALT: a flock of storks are flying in the sky carrying a baby . 050
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026mmmmmmm…. buffalo bacon #2026MMMmedia.tenor.comhomer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and screaming .ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and screaming . 050
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Oh I like where this is going … #2026MMMmedia.tenor.commr. burns from the simpsons is making a funny face and says excellent .ALT: mr. burns from the simpsons is making a funny face and says excellent . 090
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I have an idea of what he can do with one of those fancy tools… #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma man wearing a trucker hat is sitting in a car with the words woah behind himALT: a man wearing a trucker hat is sitting in a car with the words woah behind him 010
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026OK but I’m counting on the hippo also having a strong anti- #primatebias #2026mmm 040
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026To celebrate the gorillas defeat and demise, tonight's #2026MMM soundtrack will be the Boomtown Rats 140
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Do you want the kind of all-day hold that rivals the horn of a rhinoceros? Then reach for Tenax Pomade! Mammalogist tested, rhino approved! #2026MMM 0100
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Hey Oryx! Oryx! Oryx! Over here. Hey. Oryx. Let me ask you a question: #2026mmmmedia.tenor.coma man talking to another man with the words do you like apples on the bottomALT: a man talking to another man with the words do you like apples on the bottom 070
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026The bachelor groups are usually referred to as "The Squad" and are fairly problematic. #altmammalfacts #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is saying " i roll with a group of problematic bachelors "ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " i roll with a group of problematic bachelors " 1100
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I just now realized I misspelled BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so my earlier post sounds like I just walked into a door. But I think the sentiment stands #2026MMM 030
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026BWAWAWAWAWAWAWA hit the road, jack! #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma man and a woman are looking at each other and the woman is saying " jack "ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other and the woman is saying " jack " 140
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026YAAAAASSSS submit to your watery grave #2026mmmmedia.tenor.coma man is standing next to a squid with a knife in his hand in a dark forest .ALT: a man is standing next to a squid with a knife in his hand in a dark forest . 030
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026This sounds delightful #2026mmmmedia.tenor.coma little girl is playing with a soap dispenser on a deckALT: a little girl is playing with a soap dispenser on a deck 030
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Let me try a rewrite: Eastern Gorillas tolerate the misty mountains with 195kg of muscle, overcompensating jaws built for plants and inane chest beats that echo across meters. Useless yet gentle, silverbacks rely on posture, displays and the gullibility of a troop of moronic apes to keep the peace. 000
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I am looking forward to watching with glee as this clumsy oaf of a #mehApe drowns slowly, sinking into the murky depths of oblivion. But I'm not bitter. #NDmammals agrees this fumbling buffoon deserves it with or without #primatebias 000
Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026OMG this is so metal I can’t stand it. If you think the shrike will lose, you’ve got another thing coming IYKYK 030
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I think I lost that one but I don’t seem to mind what with all the eating and carnage and jumping around #2026mmm #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma group of toy story characters jumping around on a streetALT: a group of toy story characters jumping around on a street 071