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Michael J. Cramer

@gsabrinus.bsky.social
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I'm a field ecologist who studies small mammal population and behavioral ecology. Faculty at University of Notre Dame and Assistant Director at @ndfieldecology.bsky.social

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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This is what I get for pinning my bracket hopes on a mustelid. #2026MMM
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a woman in a pink jacket and tie is standing in front of a map and says we don 't learn do we .
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Despite the outcome you have to respect the death roll #2026MMM
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a man in a white shirt is looking into a body of water
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
But the mold infects his nictitating membrane. right? Right? RIGHT? #2026MMM
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying right tob .
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
What is that? Incidental Siren? #2026MMM
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a cartoon character is holding a bouquet of flowers and says " yoo hoo " in front of a car
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
My mood has shifted from Scratch to Security #2026MMM
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This seems like an odd detail… #2026MMM
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a cartoon of batman wearing a blue cape and mask with his hand on his chin .
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! #2026MMM
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a man in a christmas elf costume is making a funny face and says nooooooo !!!
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
#2026MMM
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a cartoon character sitting in front of a coleco computer with the word refresh below him
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
… waiting for that meteor #20206MMM
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
WHY DOES NOTHING EVER HAPPEN TO THE WHALE #2026MMM
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a cartoon of a whale and a chicken with abc 's written on the bottom
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
But before hippo can leave the field of battle rogue sharks show up consuming bebe whale and mother sinks to the inky depths of depression. Hippo outlasts whale #2026MMM
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a man is sitting in a chair with his finger in his mouth and the words `` it could happen '' written on the bottom .
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Uffda Aurochs looks on, watching Sea Cow turn into goo #2026MMM
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Oh that irascible rascal! #2026MMM
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a man wearing a life jacket is sitting next to a woman on a boat .
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
#2026MMM
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a man is sitting in a car with the words " mm-mmm there goes the neighborhood " above him
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V Pellicer- looking for work! @veppart.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
#2026MMM #EliteTrait #BoneyardDivision #TeamHoneyBadger Art by Olivia Pellicer @opellisms.bsky.social
on a mottled blue background a honey badger curves towards the right it's head angled towards the viewer with jaws agape, with bright yellow rimlight on the right and cool silvery rimlight on the left
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Tonight’s #2026MMM soundtrack will be Peter Gabriel bc I need some Animal Magic to protect and save my bracket
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
… and then does a little victory dance to the slamming beats of Fcuker #2026MMM
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a cartoon drawing of a hippopotamus standing on top of a green field .
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
which is the field of battle, if anyone is keeping track #2026MMM
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a woman is sitting at a desk with a cup of coffee and the words `` actually '' written on it .
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You are a genius. I don’t know how you synched this GIF to my #2026MMM soundtrack
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
SPLASH FIGHT #2026MMM
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a group of people are rowing boats in a lake and the words lil ' gifs are on the bottom of the screen
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
TAKE THAT WEASELS #2026MMM
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a group of ferrets are standing next to each other in front of a stone wall with a caption that says pop pop goes
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
As much as I heart Gray Foxes my money is on the croc #2026MMM
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Something tells me I should have seen that one coming… #2026MMM
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a man in a tuxedo stands in front of a chain link fence with a casino sign behind him
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Rhino better narwhal that whale or my bracket will be … disappointed #2026MMM
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This sounds like an interesting book even if it only serves as a first foray into some of these issues. I’m curious about your thoughts on place-based connections to nature and if that is something field stations can help foster
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Tonight’s #2026MMM soundtrack will be Fcukers bc I’m feeling L.U.C.K.Y.
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a woman is sitting at a desk with the words i think i have a really good chance to win above her
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I see no reason for this award. Marc should be commended for thinning the primate herd, especially in this case since the gorilla bumbled their way into that battle #primatebias #2026MMM
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It’s called consent, Oliver! #2026MMM
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a group of people are sitting at a table and one of them is asking what 's this guy 's deal
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Not so much in my household #2026MMM
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
OMG this is perfection #2026MMM
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a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hang on a sec, is *this* where babies come from? It kind of makes sense if you think about it #2026MMM
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a flock of storks are flying in the sky carrying a baby .
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
mmmmmmm…. buffalo bacon #2026MMM
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homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and screaming .
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
No worries, my copy is on vinyl
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Oh I like where this is going … #2026MMM
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mr. burns from the simpsons is making a funny face and says excellent .
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I have an idea of what he can do with one of those fancy tools… #2026MMM
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a man wearing a trucker hat is sitting in a car with the words woah behind him
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
OK but I’m counting on the hippo also having a strong anti- #primatebias #2026mmm
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
To celebrate the gorillas defeat and demise, tonight's #2026MMM soundtrack will be the Boomtown Rats
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Do you want the kind of all-day hold that rivals the horn of a rhinoceros? Then reach for Tenax Pomade! Mammalogist tested, rhino approved! #2026MMM
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hey Oryx! Oryx! Oryx! Over here. Hey. Oryx. Let me ask you a question: #2026mmm
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a man talking to another man with the words do you like apples on the bottom
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The bachelor groups are usually referred to as "The Squad" and are fairly problematic. #altmammalfacts #2026MMM
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a man in a suit and tie is saying " i roll with a group of problematic bachelors "
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I just now realized I misspelled BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so my earlier post sounds like I just walked into a door. But I think the sentiment stands #2026MMM
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
BWAWAWAWAWAWAWA hit the road, jack! #2026MMM
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a man and a woman are looking at each other and the woman is saying " jack "
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
YAAAAASSSS submit to your watery grave #2026mmm
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a man is standing next to a squid with a knife in his hand in a dark forest .
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This sounds delightful #2026mmm
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a little girl is playing with a soap dispenser on a deck
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Let me try a rewrite: Eastern Gorillas tolerate the misty mountains with 195kg of muscle, overcompensating jaws built for plants and inane chest beats that echo across meters. Useless yet gentle, silverbacks rely on posture, displays and the gullibility of a troop of moronic apes to keep the peace.
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I am looking forward to watching with glee as this clumsy oaf of a #mehApe drowns slowly, sinking into the murky depths of oblivion. But I'm not bitter. #NDmammals agrees this fumbling buffoon deserves it with or without #primatebias
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
OMG this is so metal I can’t stand it. If you think the shrike will lose, you’ve got another thing coming IYKYK
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V Pellicer- looking for work! @veppart.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
#2026MMM #2026mmm #BoneyardDivision #TeamSouthernGrashopperMouse Art by Charon Henning @oddangel.bsky.social
In the style of a 1980s heavy metal album cover, a small mouse standing on its hind legs, head thrown back, opens it mouth wide to howl at the night sky, against a background of Sonoran Desert plants and rocky terrain
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Digital Media Creatives @creativesatbc.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
It’s just standing there…MENACINGLY!! - Creative Lillian #2026MMM #bcVAMMM #2026mmm
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Michael J. Cramer @gsabrinus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I think I lost that one but I don’t seem to mind what with all the eating and carnage and jumping around #2026mmm #2026MMM
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